As I said in the title, Ali Landry did a little beach-combing in a bikini the other day in Malibu, which is nice since despite the fact that she’s 37 she still has a most bangin’ bod. Seeing Ali has me wondering how other former Miss USA’s are holding up. ]]>

Is it just me or does Ali look like a slimmed down version of Kim Kardashian in these pics?

As I said in the title, Ali Landry did a little beach-combing in a bikini the other day in Malibu, which is nice since despite the fact that she’s 37 she still has a most bangin’ bod. Seeing Ali has me wondering how other former Miss USA’s are holding up. If I had an intern that’d be job #1 for them today, go check out all the recent former Miss USA’s and see what’s up. Then again if I did have an intern I’d have to come up with crap like that for them do all day and that just seems like more work so forget that idea.

1973… CBS sells the New York Yankees for $10 million to a syndicate led by George Steinbrenner. The Miami Dolphins defeat the Washington Redskins 14–7 to complete the NFL’s first perfect season. Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon is released. The last United States soldier ]]>

1973… CBS sells the New York Yankees for $10 million to a syndicate led by George Steinbrenner. The Miami Dolphins defeat the Washington Redskins 14–7 to complete the NFL’s first perfect season. Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon is released. The last United States soldier leaves Vietnam. And it was ONE HELL of a year for stunning women to be born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

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Eva Herzigová (Czech model) – – – – – – – – – Rose McGowan (American actress)

Samantha Harris (American TV presenter) – – – – – – – – – Heidi Klum (German model)

Roselyn Sanchez (Puerto Rican actress) – – – – – – – – – Kate Beckinsale (British actress)

Shannon Elizabeth (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Aishwarya Rai (Indian actress)

Ali Landry (American model) – – – – – – – – – Molly Sims (American model)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

So the magazine Us Weekly held a party they call the Hot Hollywood Party the other day. Loads of sexy women from Hollywood attended because that’s what people in Hollywood do: they go to parties every day of the week. Which leads me to an idea that Guyism should ]]>

So the magazine Us Weekly held a party they call the Hot Hollywood Party the other day. Loads of sexy women from Hollywood attended because that’s what people in Hollywood do: they go to parties every day of the week. Which leads me to an idea that Guyism should have a Hot Hollywood Party, because these babes only need half an excuse to attend anything named something like that. Okay, I am done rambling with my inane ideas. Here’s the pics you came to see of (in order below) Ali Landry, Amber Stevens, Andrea Bowen, Audrina Patridge, Bridget Marquardt, Cheryl Burke, Eliza Dushku, Eva Amurri, Jenna Fischer, Kristin Cavallari, Lacey Schwimmer, Laura Vandervoort, Leona Lewis, Mya, Olivia Wilde, and Rachael Leigh Cook, Julie Benz in a boobtastic dress, as well as Taryn Manning, and Stephanie Pratt.

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Why 1996? Because in 1996 Ali Landry was Miss USA. And in 1996 I would have given my left nut to have had sex with Ali. Fast forward 13 years and we see that Ali, despite having had kids, can still bring it ]]>

Why 1996? Because in 1996 Ali Landry was Miss USA. And in 1996 I would have given my left nut to have had sex with Ali. Fast forward 13 years and we see that Ali, despite having had kids, can still bring it in a bikini. Would I still give up my left nut for her? Nah, but I didn’t say anything about the right one…

Ali Landry is making some sort of feeble comeback into the world of Hollywood by participating in the latest version of The Superstars (which, shockingly is comprised of people who are, you know, not really superstars, kind of like Dancing with the Stars is composed of ]]>

Ali Landry is making some sort of feeble comeback into the world of Hollywood by participating in the latest version of The Superstars (which, shockingly is comprised of people who are, you know, not really superstars, kind of like Dancing with the Stars is composed of people who are not stars and Help, I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here is composed of people who aren’t celebrities). I used to love her and I think that she still looks hot as hell, but if she really wants to get back into the mainstream attention of men everywhere there is really only one word for her: __________ (fill in the blank).

Remember Ali Landry? Former Miss USA? The chick from the Doritos commercials? You know, the ones that aired during the 1998, 1999 and 2000 Super Bowls that got us all hot and bothered? Ah, there you go… Well, for some reason she is back out attending those ]]>

Remember Ali Landry? Former Miss USA? The chick from the Doritos commercials? You know, the ones that aired during the 1998, 1999 and 2000 Super Bowls that got us all hot and bothered? Ah, there you go… Well, for some reason she is back out attending those events that celebrities attend. She was spotted at some Hollywood Christmas thing and the American Music Awards in the past week so I ask, is she getting back into the mix again at the ripe old age of 35?

What do you think? Does Ali still have what it takes? Frankly I think she missed the boat. She should have posed for Playboy back in the day when her light was shining it’s brightest. It’s never too late though! Carol Alt proved that.