Megan Fox: Why I’m Waiting to Have Kids
“The primary reason she and Green have waited to start a family, Fox says, is because they want to be financially stable.”

Amy Winehouse’s Dad Says Singer Died From Seizure
“…there were traces of the prescription drug Librium, which is commonly used to relieve anxiety and control agitation caused by alcohol withdrawal…”

Levi Johnston: Bristol Palin Told Me, “Let’s Get Pregnant”
“Bristol Palin felt so slighted by Sarah Palin’s 2007 pregnancy, she wanted to one-up her famous mom with a bun in the oven of her own…”

Dina Lohan Not Concerned with Daughter Ali’s Sudden Weight Loss
“Dina is adamant though that Ali is just going through a very big growth spurt…”

Material Girl Forces Volunteers to Look Away at TIFF
“…eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film.”

Reese Witherspoon’s Black Eye — The First Pic Of Her Injury
“…Reese Witherspoon looked in good spirits despite sporting a black eye and bruises as she headed to a birthday party…”

Kate Gosselin: I’m Sure You Will See My Kids on TV Again
“I feel sad for my kids because of all of the opportunities that they’re now questioning what’s gonna happen.”

Bam Margera — Detained By Cops After Taxi Cab Punch-Out
“According the him, the cabbie started the whole thing by calling his lady friend a ‘slut.’”

Point Break is Getting a Remake. Officially, This Time
“The new version will be set in the world of international extreme sports and also involve an FBI agent infiltrating a criminal ring.”

Hannibal Lecter is Getting His Own TV Show
“…the show will ‘center on Lecter’s early days, namely his time going head-to-head with FBI agent Will Graham.’”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The first trailer from Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1.

James Franco confesses to making sex tape
“It’s not like I went down to Van Nuys and tried to break into the porn industry.”

Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux trying for a baby
“She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time.”

Jennifer Lopez returning for another season of American Idol
“Idol’s Executive Producer Nigel Lythgoe confirmed the news during a Wednesday call to On Air With Ryan Seacrest.”

Rebecca Black: I left school because of teasing over “Friday”
“…you know, they’ll be like, ‘Oh hey, Rebecca, guess what day it is?’”

Arnold Schwarenegger taunts the woman he humiliated via novelty t-shirt
“Apparently when the Governator left office, Maria’s Office of the First Lady staff made the shirts as a joke.”

Ali Lohan, 17, signs multi-year modeling contract
“Lindsay Lohan’s 17-year-old sister has signed a multi-year modeling contract with NEXT Model Management.”

George Lopez TV show cancelled
“…but there’s an even bigger story here — that Conan O’Brien is failing at the network.”

Kelly Rowland: Nip slip was “very embarrassing!”
“In related news — Kelly says one of her biggest musical influences is Janet Jackson.”

Emma Stone and Olivia Wilde get a gorgeous new gig
“Emma Stone and Olivia Wilde will be glamming it up together as the new global brand ambassadors for Revlon.”

Ashton Kutcher scores huge Men paycheck
“Ashton is actually getting between $800,000 and $900,000 an episode.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of Juicy Couture’s “Viva la Juicy” ad campaign with sexy model Sasha Pivovarova.

Arnold Schwarzenegger admits he fathered child out of wedlock
“I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family.”

Source: Charlie Sheen ‘destroyed’ by Ashton news
“He really thought that he would be invited back.”

Rihanna defends following Chris Brown on Twitter
“its fu*kin twitter, not the altar! calm down.”

Nick Jonas, 18, steps out with singer Delta Goodrem, 26
“Nick Jonas clearly has a type: sexy brunette pop stars.”

Lady Gaga reaches 10 million Twitter follower landmark
“10 MillionMonsters!”

Lindsay Lohan’s little sister gets matching wrist tattoo
“And so it begins.”

Alcohol, drugs allegations against Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon still being probed
“Nick was extremely angry when DCFS officials attempted to interview Mariah, which just escalated the situation.”

Andy Dick sued for close encounter of the genital kind
“Defendant Dick then, while still controlling Plaintiff’s head with his hand, forced his genitals against the left side of Plaintiff’s face.”

Pippa Middleton parties in Spain with ex-boyfriend
“Though in a relationship with former cricket player and current financial trader Alex Loudon … Middleton is said to have remained on friendly terms with Percy…”

Jennifer Love Hewitt eyed for new female lead of Law & Order:SVU
“…no formal offer has been made.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
FHM #1 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a sexy photo shoot for DT magazine.

The First Annual ‘Muscle Milk Light’ Women’s Fitness Retreat took place in Beverly Hills and all the star were there. Well, okay, no stars were there, but Lindsay and Ali Lohan and Stacy Keibler were!! Stacy looked pretty good, though she was wearing way took much clothing for working out, while Lindsay had the right amount of clothing, but looked to be, how shall I put this… a little soft. I’d still hit it of course, but I think “not drinking” may be starting to affect Lindsay’s physique.

Lindsay Lohan showed just what a great sister she can be by posing for some photos with her sis Ali Lohan for some photographer named Jason McDonald. Aww, how sweet… then LiLo took her top off and let Jason take some more pics. What a role model. Further proving just how good a sis she is, Lindsay also took her sister Ali shopping. Nothing too special about that other than the skin tight shorts Linds was sporting. Enjoy these moments of sisterly bonding, won’t you?

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That is a pretty impressive display of teenage whorishness. I also think that’s a real tattoo, which is classy because Ali is like 15 and she’s big breasted and probably f’ing guys with bangs named Skyler or Dylan so she’s pretty well-versed on being a classy lady. You typically only find gals as classy as Ali Lohan hanging out at Walmart or in the back room of a Meth lab (it’s casual in that room because it has couches).

I hate to say it, but she kind of has a man face in these photos. Hopefully that gets fixed with age and visitors to ol’ Dr. Makemepretty. He’s the top Native American plastic surgeon around.