Sure, American Pie was last culturally relevant over a decade ago. That won’t stop them from releasing sequel American Reunion next year. And now, here’s a trailer! Spoiler alert: Everyone’s masturbating.

Well, I suppose it’s kind of taboo to throw a masturbatory sock on a child’s head so maybe ]]>

Sure, American Pie was last culturally relevant over a decade ago. That won’t stop them from releasing sequel American Reunion next year. And now, here’s a trailer! Spoiler alert: Everyone’s masturbating.

Well, I suppose it’s kind of taboo to throw a masturbatory sock on a child’s head so maybe it’s best to reserve judgment about whether this’ll be an edgy comedy like the original was. I just feel like, at this point, we get it…everyone’s jackin’ it and/or thinking about sex. But when the original American Pie came out in 1999, the Internet was new, celebrity nude photos and sex tapes weren’t released on the regular, and we were maybe a bit more innocent.

Then 9/11 changed everything and now we jerk off everywhere to amalgam’s of Scarlett Johansson’s nude pics and Kim Kardashian’s sex tapes and it’s all topsy turvy.

Either way, I’m sure we’ll all be looking forward to the entirely-expected-yet-still-mildly-entertaining sexual antics when the movie comes out next April.

For some reason the People’s Choice Awards was held on a Wednesday (last night) as opposed to a day when, you know, people actually want to watch TV. Anyhoo, it happened, babes attended, there were photos, and I present them to you now. In order below: Nicole ]]>

For some reason the People’s Choice Awards was held on a Wednesday (last night) as opposed to a day when, you know, people actually want to watch TV. Anyhoo, it happened, babes attended, there were photos, and I present them to you now. In order below: Nicole Scherzinger, Diane Kruger, Sofia Vergara, Carrie Underwood, Demi Lovato, Dania Ramirez, Francia Raisa, Daniela Ruah, Hayley Williams, Alyson Hannigan, Sandra Bullock, Mariah Carey, Ginnifer Goodwin, a very pregnant Jenna Elfman, Kaley Cuoco, Katie Cassidy, Taylor Swift, Kathryn Morris, Jessica Alba, Dianna Agron, Lea Michele, and Olivia Wilde. There were some guys there too, but nobody cares about them.

As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in ]]>

As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in short supply (yes, talking to you Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera) though there were still some celebs worth seeing. Hopefully later today some better photos will trickle in, but for now the highlights included Katie Price, Audrina Patridge, Holly Madison, Selita Ebanks, Ashley Greene and Bai Ling. Yeah, all the A-listers… In order below: Aguilera, Alba, Eva Amurri, Kate Beckinsale, Mariah Carey, Miranda Cosgrove, Nina Dobrev, Eliza Dushku, Selita Ebanks, Briana Evigan, Isla Fisher, Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Julianne Hough, Khloe Kardashian, Heidi Klum, Latoya Jackson (eww), Ling, Blake Lively, Jessica Lowndes, Madison, AnnaLynne McCord, Alyssa Milano, Nicky Hilton, Aubrey O’Day, Paris Hilton, Patridge, Phoebe Price (eww again), Katie Price, Brooke Shields, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kim Kardashian. Phew…

I slipped in a pic of Christina Aguilera in last year’s costume just to see if you were paying attention. Did you notice?

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This week, Guyism brings you shows you should watch for only one reason.

The women.

Today, we feature How I Met Your Mother, who along with their normal set of characters randomly produces hot women every episode…

Alyson Hannigan-Lily Aldrin

Not a big redhead fan myself but you know, there is the whole fire crotch thing going on.

Cobie Smulders-Robin Scherbatsky

She’s already slept with two guys on the show. So hot brunette + slutty = automatic inclusion on this list

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Eh, I guess she’s only hot if you like tall blondes with hot bodies. Oh yeah, you do…

Britney Spears-Abby

Supposedly she is going to be on more episodes next year and supposedly if she loses like 15 lbs, she’s still one of the hottest woman in the world. Yea, I said it.