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Chugging 3 beers in 37 seconds for America

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Bud Women

I’m back! Did you all miss me while I was gone pirating the Caribbean? Of course you did. Who else is going to feed you random information about alcohol? The rest of the internet? Never heard of it. Read more

Chugging beer while bouncing on a pogo stick

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Pogo Stick

I had the pleasure of attending the Beer Hoptacular in Chicago this weekend. With nearly 50 craft breweries represented, each with multiple beers to pour, it was a fairly incredible experience. The downside to an event like this is that it was so crowded that I couldn’t drink in any sort of logical order. Ideally, ... Read more

VIDEO: Man with gun and US flag on four-wheel is new “Osama’s dead” winner

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Yesterday we proclaimed this Penn State cheerleader back-flipping over a fire to be the “Osama bin Laden has been killed, let’s celebrate wildly” winner. Little did we know there’d be this video of a dude on an ATV shooting his gun, whooping, and wielding an American flag to celebrate. Ding ding ding. Read more

Sohaib Athar (@ReallyVirtual) accidentally live-tweets Osama Bin Laden attack

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Sohaib Athar @VirtuallyThere LiveBlog Osama Bin Laden Live Tweet

Twitter is an amazing thing — within a few minutes of the Osama Bin Laden is dead rumors, I was able to jump off of whatever awesome show The Future Mrs. B was making me watch and fire up the news to see what the deal was. All thanks to keeping an eye out on ... Read more

VIDEO: Two girls make a mockery of the wall at Mexico’s border

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Remember that wall being built in the Southwestern US designed to keep illegal Mexican immigrants out? Turns out it’s not that effective. In this video, two young women climb the wall in approximately fifteen seconds on their first try. AMERICA! Read more

South Korea knows how to motivate its students

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This may be an ironic sticker, but in humor, we see the greatest truth of all…this sticker is why Korean kids are way smarter than our lazy American kids. Read more

MacGyver loves nude children

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I had always thought MacGyver was all about using household items to stop explosions. Turns out the only explosions were the ones MacGyver would get in his pants from watching Captain Kangaroo. Listen, so what if MacGyver’s bathing kids that don’t belong to him and getting all wet? It doesn’t mean he’s a pedophile. Maybe ... Read more

Our prayers have been answered: Meet the Pizza Cone

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An Indianapolis bakery is upping the ante on fattening foods and providing arguably the laziest development in fattiness yet. Say hello to our new friend, the Pizza Cone. Read more

Inner city kids are crazy smart

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From this site comes an image of an essay about school lunch written by a sixth grader in inner-city Philadelphia. Is he prepared for real life? You be the judge. Read more

Saudi Arabia is progressive in its views on 1 year-old girls getting married

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I like camels and I like babies (not like that) so imagine how excited I am for Saudi Arabia that a marriage official says it’s totally cool to marry a 1 year-old! Saudi marriage officiant Dr. Ahmad al-Mu’bi told Lebanese television viewers last week that it’s permissible for girls as young as 1 to marry ... Read more