Inevitably, during your busy work week, there are videos you probably missed on Guyism. But don’t fret, we’ve compiled some of the best in one post for you.

Drunk female fan uses men’s bathroom at Georgia game; cop is amused

Despite not having the appropriate genitalia nor the ability to stand up while peeing, this female Georgia fan thought it was a good idea to use the men’s bathroom during Saturday’s game. The men, for their part, were not amused and taunted her with classic insults like “don’t you have a daddy?”

Did Al Roker just threaten someone live on the ‘Today Show’?

We happened to have the Today Show on this morning and saw a vintage Al Roker cut-in during the local weather report in which he’s standing in front of a waterfall for no reason. But then, as he expected his mic to be cut out while off-camera, he seems to be — kind of seriously — threatening to drop someone in the water.

Hope Solo wore a short, sexy dress today on ‘The View’

Hope Solo appeared on ABC’s “The View” this morning with her new dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy. More importantly though, the soccer star graced the set with an extremely short, tight-fitting dress.

Reporter Vikki Vargas’s makes a bizarre sound during live shot

The guys recording this one off live TV of NBC’s Los Angeles affiliate’s newscast seem to really enjoy the idea that reporter Vikki Vargas had an orgasm on live TV. Obviously, that’s not the case but, either way, this was just awkward.

Reporter to Andy Roddick: “Do you feel your juices more intesely?”

Despite the wet conditions, however, Roddick was able to defeat 5th seeded David Ferrer. Easily Roddick’s best win in a year that has certainly been more down than up. Afterwards in the post-match press conference, one reporter asked if Roddick felt his “juices more intensely” during his play. Listen to Andy’s hilarious reply.

Girls fight in street while one’s baby looks on from the car

I expect a certain degree of sophistication from my multi-girl hood street fights. But this one in which a group of girls go to blows while one girl’s baby sits waiting in their car leaves a lot to be desired.

Squirrel gets the best of the Indians bullpen

These bums were playing around with a squirrel in the bullpen. Here’s video of closer Chris Perez trying to trap the rodent and failing miserably.

Caroline Wozniacki jokingly mocks Rafael Nadal’s cramps

Rafael Nadal’s cramp-filled press conference Sunday has been the subject of heated debate in the sports world. Some are wondering if it was simply the temperature that caused the cramps. Others have speculated that Nadal simply isn’t at peak physical condition and that it will probably prevent him from defending the title.

Either way, some of his colleagues in the tennis world are getting a good laugh out of it. World number one Caroline Wozniacki aped Nadal in her post-match press conference last night.

Gigantic crocodile caught in the Philippines

Normally, a big crocodile getting caught somewhere around the world wouldn’t be a newsworthy item to me. But this is one REALLY BIG crocodile. Like the kind that should be wearing a hat and sunglasses and shilling for a juice company or something. Coming in at 21-feet long and over a ton in weight, this thing is a monster.

Guyism’s Katie Nolan talks about schweddy balls

Despite the wet conditions, however, Roddick was able to defeat 5th seeded David Ferrer. Easily Roddick’s best win in a year that has certainly been more down than up. Afterwards in the post-match press conference, one reporter asked if Roddick felt his “juices more intensely” during his play. Listen to Andy’s hilarious reply.

Speaking of juices flowing and being creepy and inappropriate, here’s a guy sitting behind Roddick’s wife, Brooklyn Decker during the match.

Picture via @MyPintOfView by way of @JimmyTraina:

After the match, Roddick raced up to do an interview with Chris Fowler. As ESPN described, Roddick “sponged off and jumped in an elevator” to come do the sit-down. It was as if the 2003 champ had something on his mind he wanted to share with the viewing audience. And in true Roddick fashion, he didn’t hold anything back. Watch as he blasts analysts like John McEnroe saying “I’m ok having to defend another win”.

Video via SportsGrid:

Now, just to give you some background as most of you probably didn’t watch the match, McEnroe questioned (as he has in the past) Andy’s unwillingness to be the aggressor during points against Russell. Paraphrasing here but I believe the words were, “he needs to hit a flatter forehand, it’s a more natural shot for him”. Certainly nothing new, that’s the analysts “bread and butter” when it comes to Andy Roddick’s game the last few years.

To Fowler’s credit, he applauded Roddick’s willingness to speak up on his Twitter page.

LOVED @andyroddick fiestiness in post-win sit-down. “tennis analyst easiest job in the world.” “Listen to what u guys say, do opposite.”

And it is only fair that if our analysts question and criticize tactics, to let player use the forum for his rebuttal. Wish it happened more

@potatomaster I think u missed Andy’s point, friend. It’s the analysts he has an issue with, John in particular. J Mac can take it.

In fairness to Roddick, he hasn’t been as healthy the last year and a half and that’s definitely part of the reason he has slipped outside the top 20 coming into the tournament. That said, he has to understand that analysts, like John McEnroe, will continue to pound him until he gets results. And at 29, Roddick’s best years may be behind him.

I won’t kill Roddick too much for the loss. He’s got a bum shoulder and was testing out a new grip on his serve. But I’m starting to question whether his new style of keeping the ball in play will ever pay off at a Grand Slam. Sure, he won his 30th singles title earlier this year in Memphis, however, aside from that, it’s been a very disappointing year for the American.

ESPN analyst and tennis Hall of Famer Chris Evert questioned Roddick’s tactics after the match wondering why he seemed so content to just keep his forehand in play as opposed to stepping into it. Yea Chris, we’re all wondering the same thing too. Time for Andy to switch things up. Even his hot wife Brooklyn Decker is starting to look concerned.

When a player like Andy Roddick says, “that’s the best shot I’ve ever hit in my life”, my ears begin to perk up a little. Roddick’s career has spanned more than a decade and he’s literally hit millions of shots in that time frame. But given the circumstances of said shot, and the all-out effort Roddick gave, I’m willing to bet this was more than hyperbole.
Here’s the situation: Roddick has match point at 6-5 to win the ATP 500 event in Memphis and he’s playing against Milos Raonic, a 20-year old Canadian with a big serve. If he misses the shot, the games goes to deuce and the third set likely goes to tiebreak.

Video via The Big Lead:

I’ve been hard on Andy over the years and having watched the entirety of that 2009 Wimbledon finals against Roger Federer, I honestly thought he’d never recover from the heartbreaking loss. But the win in Memphis was his 30th singles title. Yea, maybe Roddick hasn’t been sharp lately in Grand Slam events, but at the very least, you can’t question his heart and determination–especially after seeing this diving shot that may very well define his career.

I thought that since everyone seemed to really enjoy the photos of Brooklyn Decker in Access magazine the other day, you might like another dose. Oh sure, that tennis guy, Andy Roddick (you know, the guy who already lost in the US Open – that guy), is in the shots, but I think that her tiny little denim shorts more than make up for it. I gotta tell you, I hardly even notice he’s there thanks to Brooklyn’s amazing leg show.

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Number of Big Ten Championships won by teams in the newly aligned “Division 1″ (UM-Neb-MSU-NW-Minn-Iowa) in the last five years. Although, the conference did their best to balance things out historically, recent success certainly is slanted in the favor of Ohio State and Penn State. And with UM struggling under Rich Rodriguez, things probably won’t be changing in the near future.

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The time (in sec) it took world class “female” runner Caster Semenya to run two laps at a meet in Italy-a full eight seconds longer than a race five days earlier. Semenya was recently allowed to race again after spending almost 11 months sidelined with, what can only be described as “unfeminine” behavior.

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The highest on court temperature reached at this year’s U.S. Open at Flushing Meadows. Though it did not play a part in Victoria Azarenka’s collapse yesterday, tournament organizers have taken steps to avoid any future problems. An extra ten minute break will be given to women between the second and third set. Men however will not be given leniency. Maybe John McEnroe wasn’t so far fetched in his comments earlier this week.

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The approximate price of the four tennis rackets Andy Roddick threw to fans after his devastating second round exit late last night. The discontinued Babolat Pure Drive Roddick GT sells for right around $189 on most websites. Chump change for Andy–he’s made over 18 million dollars in his career on tour.

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Number of clubs junior golfer Zach Nash had in his bag during a junior Wisconsin PGA tournament that he won. Hours later, a club pro at the local golf course noticed the extra 5-wood and informed the young golfer of the error. Nash subsequently turned himself in and was disqualified for signing an incorrect score card.

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The official recorded speed of Reds’ pitching phenom Aroldis Chapman’s fastball. Since the inception of MLBs new technology, only one other pitcher has reached that–Tigers reliever Joel Zumaya. Ironically (or comically, whichever you prefer), Zumaya went on the disabled list earlier this year after breaking his arm throwing a 100 mph fastball.

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The number of games Delonte West will be suspended before he suits for the Boston Celtics in the 2010-2011 season. West was arrested In Maryland last September on weapons charges. Yes, the weapon was allegedly in his pants. And yes, the victim was LeBron’s mom.

She’s been making the rounds on talk shows too. Tuesday night she was on The Late Show with David Letterman. And though the interview was somewhat bland, she did detail how she met husband, tennis star Andy Roddick.

Let’s just say that Roddick wasn’t exactly Casanova.

Straight out of the school of, “I’ll have your mom call my mom,” Roddick had his agent call Decker’s agent to arrange a meeting.

According to Decker though, she was hosting a football show on SI in which Roddick “saw her talk” and that won him over.

Yea, I’ve seen her talk too. Half-naked and in a bikini in my dreams. Wanna get married?

I bet when you woke up this morning you didn’t think you’d see two Koalas going at it. But luckily for you, we found some video of Andy Roddick with his lovely wife in Australia and wouldn’t you know, the cameras caught some koalas having sex in the background.

And If you think about it real hard(that’s what she said), can you blame the little critters? If you had Brooklyn Decker snuggling up on you and holding you and caressing you and saying naughty things in your ear, you’d probably bang the next thing you saw too.

*Warning: If you think koalas are cute, innocent little bears, this video is probably not up your alley

{The Herald Sun}

Apparently there is some kind of feud going on in the tennis world.

Roddick and Djokovic.

Sounds like the intro for a eastern european gay version of batman and robin.

Anyways, Roddick said some things about Djokovic the other day, claiming he had “one too many injuries”.

Djokovic didn’t take kindly to the words and used the post-match interview to chide Roddick.

Remember this is the same man who used the U.S. Open last year to do impressions of other players. To my knowledge, nobody tried to fight Djokovic afterwards. Maybe now its time.

Robin always was sensitive wasn’t he……

While there are some people out there who actually care about who wins the U.S. Open. Others, most notably perverts everywhere, wonder about the eye candy thats been cheering Andy on the last couple of weeks.

(And to think, I’ve been watching women’s tennis this whole time trying to find the next hottie but all I keep seeing are these manbearpigs rolling out. Seriously, have you seen Amelie Mauresmo? Before you click on that, I should warn you, if you have any semblance of a boner from the picture above, be prepared for it to become instantly flaccid.)

Anyways, I love how the cameramen have made it a point to flash to Brooklyn Decker at least 15-20 times during Roddick’s matches. Its made the matches somewhat watchable.

This clip which isn’t even from the U.S. Open is actually a bit creepy though. The cameraman either has Parkinson’s or he’s got his hands on his tennis balls….

I always knew the French were weird….

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Day seven of 10 folks! The U.S. is still hanging in there and today we pin our hopes on Andy Roddick’s superhot WAG Brooklyn Decker as she takes on footballer Gianluigi Buffon’s WAG, Miss Czech Republic 1998, Alena Seredova. I think that we are all winners here today. Now go vote!

Each weekday from July 14 to July 25 one American WAG will face-off with a European counterpart for world WAG supremacy. The deciding factors? Your votes. (more background on this event here).

Who is the hotter WAG today?

Alena Seredova (Czech Republic)

Brooklyn Decker (USA)

POLL CLOSED
Results
on 205th: Alena 31% | Brooklyn 69%
The Spoiler: Alena 52% | Brooklyn 49%
OVERALL: Alena 37% | Brooklyn 63%

Previous matches (Vote!): Day 1 | 2 | 3| 4 | 5 | 6