Animals doing human things
Animals doing human things
Cats are such assholes
I don’t know why I enjoyed this video so much but it’s kind of charming how this cat continually sabotages its owner’s efforts to build a tower of bottle caps.
This is why we need to stay strong in our attempts to enslave cats. Granted, the cat I’ve enslaved
Animals doing human things
Monkeys beat trainer with stick
I don't know what it is about China (other than their blatant lust for abuse in all forms) but with their eagles getting raped and now monkeys turning on their trainer, it's a bit of a problem.
Animals doing human things
Ever wonder what an eagle getting raped looks like?
There’s a problem with eagles attacking hens in China. So what’s the solution? Duh…you obviously tie the eagles up so that they make faces like this when being assaulted by chickens.
Animals doing human things
Bears are taking over the world
America is falling apart right now with a crapty economy, civil unrest, and new episodes of Two and a Half Men. So what could be the final sign of our personal apocalypse? Bears are getting much smarter.
I can’t say I didn’t see this coming. Ever since I read
Animals doing human things
Cat seduces dog, fails
By now you know my one snarky weakness is adorable animals…they’re just so cute! Fortunately, this one combines a viciousness with the adorable cats, so it’s something every reader here can enjoy.
I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve pulled a similar move on a foxy lady.
Animals doing human things
Pandas are fucking criminals
Check out this footage from China, where a Panda basically just rapes some little Chinese guy, ripping his jacket off of his body violently.
Well, it’s pretty clear why he stole that man’s jacket. I find it to be a strange coincidence that even in a country primarily inhabited
Animals doing human things
Tigers seem like fun
Have you ever seen a tiger and thought, “Man, I’d like to own that tiger and make him swim with me!” Well, you can’t, but apparently someone else has.
Animals doing human things
Drunk horse falls in UK family's pool
Hey apparently it’s Pony Day here, so take a gander at this story of life, love, and drunk horses.
Animals doing human things
This may be animal torture
This is from the celebration of China’s 59 years of communism at the end of last month (what can I say, they deliver delicious egg rolls much faster than they do photography).
Animals doing human things
The most adorable prison break ever
So what if America is in total economic ruin? Look at the bright side: The Internet is churning out adorable videos and pictures with greater regularity than ever before!
Animals doing human things
Kittens and boobs make for great entertainment
There's a magical internet out there full of whimsy and wonder. Things like cats playing with boobs particularly appeal to me because I greatly enjoy both of those things and find them equally adorable. Hence this