Animals
Animals
VIDEO: This is an elephant raping a rhinoceros
We’re mere hours from fourth of July weekend and I can think of no greater way to celebrate our beautiful nation and its glorious independence than this, a video of an elephant raping a rhino. It’s symbolic. Symbolic of elephants raping rhinos.
Animals
Zoologist: Mexican fish grow mustaches to attract mates
In what is the greatest fish news since Nemo was found, a new report shows that a Mexican fish appears to grow a mustache in order to attract potential mates.
Animals
VIDEO: This is a kitten in a tiny hat eating ice cream
At Guyism, we don’t often overtly pander to people stoned off their asses browsing the Internet. That changes RIGHT NOW! This is a video of a kitten wearing a tiny hat eating a tiny ice cream cone. Mind…blown.
Animals
Bali teen caught having sex with a “flirtatious” cow
There are so many odd things with this story, beginning with how the article refers to it as "making love" to a cow. But hey, let me not distract from the fact that an 18-year-old Bali teen named Ngurah Alit is accused of making sweet sweet love to a "flirtatious" cow.
Animals
Man escapes from shark attack by punching it in the face
A man surfing in Western Australia was knocked off his board and then found himself face to face the perpetrator: A great white shark. Fortunately, he got away. How? By punching the shark in its face and surfing away. Naturally.
Animals
VIDEO: Another turtle rapes another shoe
It’s my duty to post this because I’m killing time until the weekend there’s nothing interesting going on right now turtles are a menace that must be addressed. First there was one video of a turtle raping a shoe, now another. When will the madness end?
Animals
Man arrested for having sex with dog looks awfully familiar
A man was arrested for having sex with his dogs in Wichita recently. His mugshot looks quite similar to a famous character who had a friendship with a dog. And now you know.
Animals
VIDEO: This dog was not ready for his close-up
There's nothing more fun in life than bringing home a new pet for the first time. They're adorable and sweet. But they also occasionally have some problems with their bodily functions at first. For evidence, see this video introduction of one guy and his new dog.
Animals
VIDEO: Old man gets in a parking lot brawl with a fox
Let’s just cut to the chase: Ever wanted to see an older man fight a rabid fox in a parking lot? If you’re like me, you’ve dreamed about it every day. Cross one off the bucket list, kids.
Animals
Male antelopes have awesome ways of picking up the ladies
I've always believed there's a lot we can learn from the animal kingdom. For example, I've been trying to figure out how to fling my dung without arousing the hatred and confusion of those around me. But perhaps our best lesson can come a new study about the mating habits of the male antelope, who
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And this is why we don’t let Pinky drive
There’s nothing more precious than a good Facebook photo for your pet. But these two posts happening in sequence are too funny for words.