Animals
Animals
Lindsay Lohan gets powdered by PETA protesters
Lindsay Lohan likes fur. PETA people don’t like people wearing fur. Lindsay Lohan wears fur. PETA people have a f’ing bucket full of white powder. Then the magic happens (skip to 0:45).
It’s kind of funny to see someone doused by powder because other people being embarrassed is always
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Cat seduces dog, fails
By now you know my one snarky weakness is adorable animals…they’re just so cute! Fortunately, this one combines a viciousness with the adorable cats, so it’s something every reader here can enjoy.
I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve pulled a similar move on a foxy lady.
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Phase 1: Steal bull semen. Phase 2: ?. Phase 3: PROFIT
In Scotland, some thieves stole a fload of bull semen, probably more for sale than for a tasting session. One can only hope.
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Finally, a viable write-in candidate
If you’re like me, you may like one candidate more than the other but mayyyybe don’t want to lose all of your income to give to welfare and the poor (what can I say, I’m a wealthy and powerful man). Well, finally, we have a viable candidate.
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Quote of the Day
A Vet in the UK gave a hernia operation to a fish. Sound retarded? It is. I didn't even know fish could have hernias but I think we all learned something today. James Oliver of London Aquarium, where Carla has lived for 10 years, said: “I guess it’s a bit extreme to operate on a
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Pandas are fucking criminals
Check out this footage from China, where a Panda basically just rapes some little Chinese guy, ripping his jacket off of his body violently.
Well, it’s pretty clear why he stole that man’s jacket. I find it to be a strange coincidence that even in a country primarily inhabited
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PETA thinks eating fish is like eating kittens
Yessir, I love me some PETA. In their latest ramblings of the crazy, they’re now saying that fish are basically like cuddly kittens, so we shouldn’t eat them. Below is MY Sea Kitten.
Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!
People don’t seem to
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Quote of the Day
The incident in question below...a dead bear found on Western Carolina University's campus with an Obama sticker stuck to him. Why? Because bears like to tax and spend, I presume. "Western Carolina University deplores the inappropriate behavior that has led to this troubling incident,"
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This horse is an ass.
Trees are notorious for their hunger for living things (make sure your kids know this at an early age). Check out this tree who ate a horse.
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Tigers seem like fun
Have you ever seen a tiger and thought, “Man, I’d like to own that tiger and make him swim with me!” Well, you can’t, but apparently someone else has.
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Drunk horse falls in UK family's pool
Hey apparently it’s Pony Day here, so take a gander at this story of life, love, and drunk horses.