Who even sees these movies? Is it just old people who got lost inside a theater and can’t ever leave?

A new synopsis has dropped of Scary Movie 5 at Feature Film Auditions, a resource site for actors that helps them find new ]]>

Who even sees these movies? Is it just old people who got lost inside a theater and can’t ever leave?

A new synopsis has dropped of Scary Movie 5 at Feature Film Auditions, a resource site for actors that helps them find new projects. It’s been two years since Scary Movie 4, so the mediocre minds behind the franchise have obviously been recharging their creative batteries. Either that or they’ve been waiting for a movie to parody/rip off. Probably the second. Here’s the synopsis

The story in Scary Movie 5 involves the dance world, with a snooty, aloof, imperious, and oversexed French director of a dance company named Pierre putting on a huge production. Jody, a Caucasian late 20′s mother of two and her late-20′s African American friend Kendra are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skipped mid-30′s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry, gets cut from the production and goes berserk.

Okay, this is obviously Black Swan with a little Bring It On thrown in for good measure. Of course the French guy is named Pierre. Of course the Black woman is named Kendra. But let’s think about this: Black Swan came out in 2010. Scary Movie 5 won’t come out until 2013 at the earliest. It’s one thing when you’re parodying timeless movies that are part of the cultural lexicon, but was the world really clamoring for ballerinas farting? The first four movies have an average of 35% on Rotten Tomatoes (mostly due to the first movie hitting 53%), and I wouldn’t be surprised if this one managed to bring that already miserable rating down a few points, especially since franchise star Anna Faris has already said “hell to the naw” to appearing in it.

Stanley Cup playoffs heat up tonight and Anna Faris makes her way to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Here’s what you need to watch.

Wings-Predators @ 7:30pm, CNBC: Preds captain Shea Weber may not live beyond the first period after his ]]>

Stanley Cup playoffs heat up tonight and Anna Faris makes her way to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Here’s what you need to watch.

Wings-Predators @ 7:30pm, CNBC: Preds captain Shea Weber may not live beyond the first period after his dirty hit on Henrik Zetterberg in Game 1.

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno @ 11:30pm, NBC: Anna Faris is cute. She can’t act, but she’s cute.

Shark Tank @ 8pm, ABC: Do you have a million-dollar idea? Good. These people will steal it from you.

We Are Marshall @ 9pm, TNT: We’re months away from college football season so here’s a feel good story of the 1970 Marshall squad.

The Silence of the Lambs @ 6:30pm, Bravo: “It places the lotion in the basket.” Perhaps the greatest line in movie history.

Flyers-Penguins @ 7:30pm, NBC Sports: Penguins led 3-0 in Game 1 and lost in overtime 4-3. They’re angry and they’re going to take it out on the Flyers.

Under penalty of death, we are forced to say that Sacha Baron Cohen’s upcoming fourth film looks “pretty funny.” The Borat star takes the role of the despotic ruler of a fictional Middle Eastern nation who comes to America to make a speech to the United Nations, only to find ]]>

Under penalty of death, we are forced to say that Sacha Baron Cohen’s upcoming fourth film looks “pretty funny.” The Borat star takes the role of the despotic ruler of a fictional Middle Eastern nation who comes to America to make a speech to the United Nations, only to find himself in a wacky fish out of water situation, stripped of his trademark beard and forced to work at a natural food store. The trailer has lots of John C. Reilly, which is always a good thing. Hilariously enough, it’s supposedly based on a novel by Saddam Hussein! Will he return to his homeland to oppress his people once more? Find out when it opens on May 11th.

Not ones to be left out of all the fun in 2012, last night it was the film industry’s turn to dole out awards, Oscars to be precise, at the 84th Annual Academy Awards. Many were winners, many more were losers, but the most important thing is that there ]]>

Not ones to be left out of all the fun in 2012, last night it was the film industry’s turn to dole out awards, Oscars to be precise, at the 84th Annual Academy Awards. Many were winners, many more were losers, but the most important thing is that there were lots of sexy celebrity females in attendance.

Here are your winners:
Best Picture: The Artist
Actor in a Leading Role: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Actress in a Leading Role: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Actor in a Supporting Role: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Actress in a Supporting Role: Octavia Spencer, The Help
Directing: Michel Hazanivicius, The Artist
Animated Feature Film: Rango
Art Direction: Hugo
Cinematography: Hugo
Visual Effects: Hugo
Film Editing: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Costume Design: The Artist
Writing (Adapted Screenplay): The Descendants
Writing (Original Screenplay): Midnight in Paris
Documentary Feature: Undefeated
Music (Original Score): The Artist
Music (Original Song): “Man or Muppet” from The Muppets
J-Lo’s Nipple: Twitter account

PHOTOS: Best dresses from the last two Academy Awards

And here are your sexy celebrity ladies (in order below): Berenice Bejo, Sandra Bullock, Rose Byrne, Jessica Chastain, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Ellie Kemper, Anna Faris, Stacy Keibler, Milla Jovovich, Judy Greer, Kate Mara, Lara Spencer, Jennifer Lopez, Maria Menounos, Missy Pyle, Nancy O’Dell, Kelly Osbourne, Penelope Ann Miller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Kelly Ripa, Rooney Mara, Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Kristen Wiig, Michelle Williams, and Sarah Hyland, Angelina Jolie.

And if you missed Sacha Baron Cohen pouring “Kim Jong-Il’s ashes” on Ryan Seacrest, here you go.

Since the last compilation post I did on sexy videos, The 20 sexiest videos shot by Complex magazine, seemed to go over so well, I thought, “Hey, other great Web sites do sexy videos. I wonder what they have to offer?” Then I thought, “GQ ]]>

Since the last compilation post I did on sexy videos, The 20 sexiest videos shot by Complex magazine, seemed to go over so well, I thought, “Hey, other great Web sites do sexy videos. I wonder what they have to offer?” Then I thought, “GQ does sexy videos, don’t they?” The answer: “Why yes they do!”

Now I don’t know what you guys like so much about these compilation pieces other than the fact that its a bunch of videos taken by excellent photographers of super sexy ladies in small amounts of clothing … never mind, I guess I DO know why you like these pieces. For the same reasons I do. Okay, enough talking, err, typing… let’s go to the videos!

20 Kristen Stewart

19 Anna Faris

18 Lynn Collins

17 January Jones

16 Rachel Bilson

15 Christina Aguilera