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Halloween is officially today, but with it falling on a Monday many sexy female celebrities already got their costume on for some party time. The highlights so far have to be Kate Upton as a bottle of Tabasco and Heidi Klum just freaking the f*ck out of us. I’m sure there will be much more to report tomorrow, that’s why I am calling this “volume one.” So far the costumes as a whole have been a bit disappointing, but maybe they’ll really bring out the big guns later today.

In order below: Coco and Ice-T, Kim Kardashian, Heidi Klum, AnnaLynne McCord, Rose McGowan, Melissa Rycroft, Kate Upton, Jayde Nicole, JWoww, Petra Ecclestone, and AJ and Aly Michalka, and Cameron Diaz in a badass Joker mask..

Where's a purse snatcher when you need one?

AnnaLynne McCord must have the greatest agent/publicity person of any woman in Hollywood because she’s constantly doing sexy things to grab our attention like this photo shoot for Marc Ecko handbags. I just wish there were more of these behind the scenes pictures because to be honest they’re even better than the ads themselves. Yowza.

Let me know if you need a hand there, AnnaLynne...

90210′s AnnaLynne McCord, who knows a thing or two about how to stay famous, appeared in not one but two very sexy photo shoots in the last few weeks. One was for something called The Fashion Journal magazine and the other for Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine. If you subscribe to either of these magazines and already saw these pictures as a result I am going to just have to ask you to leave the site now. I’m sorry. The rest of you, please enjoy the photos.

INSERT 'I like the way she handles that' JOKE HERE...

So here’s AnnaLynne McCord dressed up as a Na’vi on the set of 90210. Why? No idea. I just figured that since some of you were fans of AnnaLynne and some of you were fans of Avatar that these photos might have some mass appeal. Myself, I still haven’t even seen Avatar and based on the goofiness of the people I have seen fall in love with the movie I might never see it. I’m quite open to suggestion and I’m afraid that if I did see it I might have to sell my house and start working on building a whole new world to live in, and none of us want to see that happen.

Such a tease...

AnnaLynne McCord attended the Hollywood premiere of that new movie Burlesque the other day, because that’s what she does, and doing what she does she blew kisses, showed off a lot of legs and hair, and basically looked really sexy. She really is a stunning creature. Anyone know if she can act?

Trick or treat? Either is fine, thankyouverymuch...

So did you have a fun Halloween? These ladies did. And after counting the ballots (mine) Brooke Burke won this year’s costume contest with her ridiculously tight black cat suit. Rowrrr… Also participating this year (in order below) were Tara Reid (Natch.), Molly Sims, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, Eva LaRue, Stacy Keibler , Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley (Very hot!), Holly Madison, Paris & Nicky Hilton, Briana Evigan (Who? Hot!!), Ashley Greene, Carmen Electra, AnnaLynne McCord, Tori Spelling, Alyssa Milano (WOW!!), and Jamie Lyn Sigler.

Poor thing looks like she might catch a cold there...

Yesterday I was reminded that the TV show 90210 was still on the air because someone took photos of AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini on the set of that show. Today we have more proof that the show is still on the air. Oh, and more bikini pictures! Nicely played, producer of that show… I’m still not watching it.

So, you work out much??

As long as AnnaLynne McCord is employed by the folks who run the new 90210 show we will never ever forget that it is on the air. This girl is the queen of getting attention without actually opening her mouth (someone could learn a lesson or two from her). Whether it’s wearing skimpy, skin-tight clothes, pretending to be a lesbian with her sister, or as is the case today, rocking a sweet bikini, AnnaLynne is the queen of marketing herself. Today she even gets bonus points for grabbing her own ass in that wet suit and for the doggy-style visual she gives all of us while floating on the surfboard. The girl should teach classes on this sh*t.

AnnaLynne McCord, who as we all know by now, is one of the best marketers of what skills she possesses was out at some pool wearing a bikini advertising a few of her best talents the other day. I guess it was her birthday or something… whatever. I really have nothing else to say here. Go look at the pics. Damn you, AnnaLynne and your bikini. You got me to post about you again!!

Note to sexy women of the world: See the dress AnnaLynne McCord is wearing in these photos? Go buy one. Damn, that’s hot. I like the new straight hair look AnnaLynne is sporting as well. I have to give her credit, she always dresses to impress, this girl.

Of all the chicks on 90210 AnnaLynne McCord is easily the one with the best future ahead of her. No, not because she is the most talented or the best looking of the lot, but because she is far and away the best one at marketing what assets she does actually have. Actually I wish more sexy celebrity babes would do things like AnnaLynne here, posing in a sweetass pink bikini (and slipping yet another nip), but for some reason they don’t. I guess once you have “made it” in Hollywood all the incentive goes away. Here’s to hoping AnnaLynne never “makes it”. (That’s her hot sister next to her by the way. Yeah…)

Do you enjoy seeing relatively sexy sisters “pretend” make out? Then do I have the post for you! AnnaLynne McCord and her sister Angel were in bikinis at Hermosa Beach the other day, playing a little volleyball, getting some rays, and “pretending” to make out. I’m just going to stop typing now and leave you with your thoughts. Your nasty, nasty thoughts…

AnnaLynne McCord and one of her sisters, either Rachel or Angel, spent some quality time in bikinis in St. Maarten recently and being the good little girls that they are, they let people photograph them. I don’t know which one of the sisters is down there with her, but whichever one did the backwards posing with AnnaLynne deserves her own television show. You’ll see what I mean…

90210′s AnnaLynne McCord may not be the best actress in the world, but she most definitely knows how to get attention (as we’ve well chronicled). So it was no surprise to see AnnaLynne at the Jill Stuart Fashion Show in New York the other day sporting this dress. Of course, she was also at just about every other fashion show as well so I had a lot of photos to choose from. I really should have gone into acting because apparently a major part of an actor’s job is to go to events and do nothing, so I am already 50% qualified for the job.

For the second year in a row there was some event called The Big Game Give which I assume is a charity function surrounding the Super Bowl (I’m intuitive like that). All I know is that AnnaLynne McCord and Joanna Krupa were there and made it one sexy charity function. Good gravy, Joanna’s pants look like they were painted on. This has inspired me to start a charity. I mean, if you can get babes like these to attend your parties just because it’s a charity, why wouldn’t you? I’m all about helping people.

One of my favorite media glory hounds AnnaLynne McCord, she of the many excellent poses and slips of her goodies, finally put her skills to good use in the January issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. Now that AnnaLynne has gotten a nice taste of posing for magazines we can only hope it leads to more, slightly less-attired photo shoots for some of my other ‘favorite’ publications…

Something named PRVCY held a Premium Denim Launch Party in LA the other day and because sexy celebrity women have to try real hard to find expensive things to spend all their hard-earned money on there were many of them there to celebrate. Kayla Ewell, Jessica Lowndes, AnnaLynne McCord, Stephanie Pratt, Dania Ramirez, Jessica Stroup (was Katie Cassidy busy?), and Shania Twain were all on hand to show their support of extremely overpriced jeans. The only thing that could have made this event better would be if they had stuck these babes in some of their product and had them pose for butt shots.

The third annual CNN Heroes An All-Star Tribute took place over the weekend and many lovely young ladies came out to salute ‘ordinary people having an extraordinary impact’. The show will be televised on Thanksgiving night, but we have a little sneak peek at who was in attendance. I’m calling this the first annual Salute to Babes Who Salute Heroes If It Means Free Publicity and a Chance to get Dressed Up and Get my Picture Taken. Catchy, huh? If any networks out there want to televise this on Thanksgiving, you know where to find me. In order below: Carrie Underwood, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, AnnaLynne McCord, Kate Hudson, Eva Mendes, Leona Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Jenna Fischer, Debi Mazar, and Laila Ali. Yeah, it kinda peters out there at the end.

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I told you all these hot Hollywood babes need is the slightest excuse and they’ll come out for a party. Hell, Olivia Wilde went to both of these magazine parties (on the same night – in the same dress!). This one was called the GQ Men of the Year party, which totally explains all the sexy babes in attendance. Man, I wish I had taken Drama class more seriously… sigh… In order below: Amanda Seyfried, AnnaLynne McCord, Emma Stone, Gabrielle Union, Jaime King, Jamie Lynn Sigler, January Jones, Jennifer Carpenter, Kim Kardashian, Maggie Grace, Olivia Wilde, Rose McGowan, Shenae Grimes, Danielle Panabaker, Jessica Stroup, Elizabeth Banks, Zoe Saldana (who never misses one of these), and Olivia Munn.

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AnnaLynne McCord’s sister Rachel just celebrated her 21st birthday at SkyBar and that’s all nice and well, good for her, but the real story of the event was the choice of dress AnnaLynne made. Simply wonderful is how I would describe it. I gotta say, if acting ever fizzles out for AnnaLynne I have no doubt that she would find work in another line of work in a heartbeat considering how good she is at using her body to garner publicity (i.e. no bra, bikinis, nip slips, fake lesbianism, incredibly tight pants, she does it all). I am sure there are plenty of ‘reputable companies’ out there that could find work for her…

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