The Argentina coach made the promise during a radio show. The unpredictable Maradona was speaking a day after Argentina defeated Canada 5-0 Monday in its final warm-up match before the World Cup.

You know, I was looking for a team to hate, a team to root against for this year’s tournament. I usually scout well ahead of time, looking for guys who feign injury the most.

But after this, my eye is directly on Argentina. If you care about the people of Buenos Aires at all, especially the children, you’ll join me in my crusade.

That is, unless you want this THING sans clothes, coming in any email forward near you.

Maradona: Will run naked if Argentina wins WCup {AP}

Argentina’s president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.

“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life … I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,” President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and “things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.”

“Trying it doesn’t cost anything, so let’s give it a go,” Fernandez said in the televised speech.

Is that a come-on Madame President? You’re a married woman and I’m just an innocent commoner. Oh, you sly aging-with-beauty fox. I will eat a ham and be right over. I assume your guards will see my pork-induced arousal and merely high five me and escort me right in.

The pork versus Viagra debate isn’t without selfish rationale; the Argentine government has been pushing pork as an alternative to more expensive steaks for years. Which is kind of confusing. I’ve always found that steak is much cheaper than paying for a good porking! *tugs on rainbow suspenders* Am I right, folks?

Also, you’d have to take Cristina Fernandez for a spin right? Check out more pics of her. Not bad, I say.

[Yahoo News]

Stage one: Scare brown people.
Stage two: ?
Stage three: PROFIT!