The only time we’ve ever seen Michael Buble’s wife Luisana Lopilato is when she’s posing in lingerie for Ultimo. I’m pretty sure that’s a good thing. In fact, I’d go as far as to say that she should never do anything but pose in lingerie for

The only time we’ve ever seen Michael Buble’s wife Luisana Lopilato is when she’s posing in lingerie for Ultimo. I’m pretty sure that’s a good thing. In fact, I’d go as far as to say that she should never do anything but pose in lingerie for Ultimo. I’m sure they have more than enough money so why should she expend herself any more than necessary. I just wish she’d do it more often. Weekly would be fine.

The more I see of Luisana Lopilato the more envious I am of Michael Buble (her husband). No man should be allowed to have this much success. This is the third time we’ve seen Luisana posing for Ultimo Lingerie and each time she somehow ]]>

The more I see of Luisana Lopilato the more envious I am of Michael Buble (her husband). No man should be allowed to have this much success. This is the third time we’ve seen Luisana posing for Ultimo Lingerie and each time she somehow manages to get sexier. Amazing. I really should have paid more attention in music class.

Michael Buble was on 60 Minutes last night. I didn’t watch it, because they weren’t focused on his lingerie model wife Luisana Lopilato. I remedy that oversight today. This is the second time in the last month we’ve seen Ms. Lopilato modeling for Ultimo, meaning that ]]>

I might attend a Michael Buble concert if this was sitting on his piano all night...

Michael Buble was on 60 Minutes last night. I didn’t watch it, because they weren’t focused on his lingerie model wife Luisana Lopilato. I remedy that oversight today. This is the second time in the last month we’ve seen Ms. Lopilato modeling for Ultimo, meaning that she’s well on her way to achieving the kind of fame we were hoping she’d reach. Maybe someday she’ll get her own feature on a national television show. Then again, that would mean that TV execs here in America would have to actually figure out what we, the people, want to see on TV and that is probably never going to happen. Now if we lived in the UK, maybe.

Luisana Lopilato is an Argentinian actress, singer, and most importantly, model. She’s married to singer Michael Buble, but because of these photos she did for Ultimo Lingerie we’re not going to hold that against her. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen a sexy celeb modeling lingerie for ]]>

Pigtails are very, very underrated...

Luisana Lopilato is an Argentinian actress, singer, and most importantly, model. She’s married to singer Michael Buble, but because of these photos she did for Ultimo Lingerie we’re not going to hold that against her. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen a sexy celeb modeling lingerie for Ultimo. That kind of seems to be their M.O. Kelly Brook has posed for them, Jade Ewen has, and Tamara Ecclestone has as well. They’re not averse to using straight-up sexy models like Raica Oliveira and soccer WAG Claudine Keane. Thus concludes today’s lesson on the recent history of Ultimo Lingerie.

Ivana Saccani is a name you’re probably not familiar with, but when I tell you she is Argentinian and models lingerie I think you’ll suddenly become interested. She must be semi-famous because she appears in the Fashion Model Directory, but she wasn’t on the ]]>

And yet another lingerie model stretched out on something that looks really uncomfortable...

Ivana Saccani is a name you’re probably not familiar with, but when I tell you she is Argentinian and models lingerie I think you’ll suddenly become interested. She must be semi-famous because she appears in the Fashion Model Directory, but she wasn’t on the real list of lingerie models that matters. Perhaps that was on oversight on my part. Oh well, there’s always next year.

A while back Argentinian showgirl, model, television personality, and actress Belen Rodriquez did a photo shoot that I showed you for DT magazine that was pretty much mind-blowing. Today we have some outtakes from another photo shoot she did for them. They’re also pretty sweet. Of course, any ]]>

The view from right here really is quite excellent...

A while back Argentinian showgirl, model, television personality, and actress Belen Rodriquez did a photo shoot that I showed you for DT magazine that was pretty much mind-blowing. Today we have some outtakes from another photo shoot she did for them. They’re also pretty sweet. Of course, any time there’s a model sporting the kind of cleavage and sideboob goodness you see here today from Belen they’re bound to be quite epic. I think that’s rule or something.

It’s been a little while since we’ve seen our favorite Argentinian showgirl, model, television personality, and actress Belen Rodriguez so it was nice of DT magazine to seek her out and do this ridiculously sexy photo shoot. I can’t believe she has gone this long living in Italy ]]>

Umm, I don't think that's the right way to wash a car...

It’s been a little while since we’ve seen our favorite Argentinian showgirl, model, television personality, and actress Belen Rodriguez so it was nice of DT magazine to seek her out and do this ridiculously sexy photo shoot. I can’t believe she has gone this long living in Italy and being, uh, Argentinian without some soccer dude snapping her back up. Wiki says she’s dating some Sicilian photographer and television personality. Photographer… dammit. Is it too late to change careers?

Belén Rodríguez… you remember her, right? The Argentinian showgirl, model, television personality, and actress who lives and works in Italy? No? Well, she’s turned that impressive resume into a modeling gig for something called Miss Sixty, whatever that is. The only thing really disappointing to me about this ]]>

What are they selling again?

Belén Rodríguez… you remember her, right? The Argentinian showgirl, model, television personality, and actress who lives and works in Italy? No? Well, she’s turned that impressive resume into a modeling gig for something called Miss Sixty, whatever that is. The only thing really disappointing to me about this campaign is that with a resume like Belén’s you’d think there would be more skin involved, right? I mean, showgirl? Argentinian? Lives in Italy? That’s just begging for her to be half-naked in these pics, don’t you think? Sorry, Miss Sixty, but I think you may have missed the big-ass, honking, run-your-little-dinghy-right-the-f*ck-over boat here.

Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez posing for Jadea lingerie

Argentinian model Florencia Salvioni

Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen recently did some work for Vogue Brazil in which she wears only her underwear. I’m not sure how I would feel about that if she were my wife, but hey, I’m also not a Super Bowl winning quarterback. I guess he’s okay with ]]>

I wonder if she dresses like this for Tom in the bedroom?

Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen recently did some work for Vogue Brazil in which she wears only her underwear. I’m not sure how I would feel about that if she were my wife, but hey, I’m also not a Super Bowl winning quarterback. I guess he’s okay with it all since she’s making bank. Why else would he let her pose in nothing but body paint?

When Gisele Bundchen isn’t being groped by men other than her husband, Tom Brady, she is a pretty decent model, as evidenced by these photos she did for the latest issue of DT magazine. The body paint photo is my favorite (I think ]]>

When Gisele Bundchen isn’t being groped by men other than her husband, Tom Brady, she is a pretty decent model, as evidenced by these photos she did for the latest issue of DT magazine. The body paint photo is my favorite (I think you’ll see why). The body paint photo is my favorite. Oops… I already said that. The body paint photo is my favorite.

Here a new one for ya. Have you ever heard of Juan Soler? I guess he is a former soccer player and actor down in Argentina. And being a soccer player from Argentina, he, of course, has a smokin’ hot wife. Her name is “Maki”. Her full name is ]]>

Here a new one for ya. Have you ever heard of Juan Soler? I guess he is a former soccer player and actor down in Argentina. And being a soccer player from Argentina, he, of course, has a smokin’ hot wife. Her name is “Maki”. Her full name is Magdalena Moguilevsky, but this actress goes by the name of “Maki”. I think you’re going to like her. They spell it Maky down there, but Wiki spells it Maki so I am going with Wiki since basically I use them for all of my life decisions so why stop now? Either way it’s spelled she’s sexy as hell, so what do you or I care?

According to my buddy Wiki, Luli Fernandez is a professional model, actress, host and skater. Yes, it says skater. It also says she had an affair with Mick Jagger. That kinda takes some of the luster off this sexy Miradas magazine photo shoot she did, doesn’t ]]>

According to my buddy Wiki, Luli Fernandez is a professional model, actress, host and skater. Yes, it says skater. It also says she had an affair with Mick Jagger. That kinda takes some of the luster off this sexy Miradas magazine photo shoot she did, doesn’t it? Oh well, if you focus real hard and look at all the photos of her in lingerie I think you’ll overcome the fact that she basically was doing it with a guy who could be her grandfather (she’s 22). Sorry, it would help if I quit bringing that up, wouldn’t it?

I guess this Love magazine is a fashion magazine or something. All I know is that they keep having models get naked on the covers of their issues and this month is no different as Kelly Brook joined the club. I guess ]]>

I guess this Love magazine is a fashion magazine or something. All I know is that they keep having models get naked on the covers of their issues and this month is no different as Kelly Brook joined the club. I guess they have alternate covers too, since there are some featuring Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Gisele Bundchen. Sadly none of those ladies are naked though. A bit surprising since Rosie is pretty much naked once a month for some magazine. I guess it speaks to the level of model each of these ladies is. Kelly had to pose naked to get the cover, the other three didn’t. There’s your model pecking order right there.

Sexy Argentinian Lola Ponce did a little posing for SH magazine this month once again proving that countries like Argentina have more hot babes than they know what to do with. Wiki says that Lola attracted a lot of media attention in Argentina and Italy after ]]>

Sexy Argentinian Lola Ponce did a little posing for SH magazine this month once again proving that countries like Argentina have more hot babes than they know what to do with. Wiki says that Lola attracted a lot of media attention in Argentina and Italy after being the guest of several parties organized by Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. Yes, because they were wondering why, with the abundance of hot women in Italy, would the PM need to start importing them. Okay, I made that part up. Like you read anything I wrote here anyway. Bewbs.

Carolina Baldini was on vacation in Miami last week and lucky for us she brought along her bikini. Now who’s Carolina Baldini again? After spending in crazy amount of time (at least three minutes) looking around the Internet I have come to the conclusion that Carolina Baldini is someone ]]>

Carolina Baldini was on vacation in Miami last week and lucky for us she brought along her bikini. Now who’s Carolina Baldini again? After spending in crazy amount of time (at least three minutes) looking around the Internet I have come to the conclusion that Carolina Baldini is someone famous from Argentina, because she was apparently on their version of Strictly Come Dancing at some point. I think. Whatever. Hot Latin babe in a bikini!! Whoo-hoo!

Man, another hot babe from South America? Yes, another hot babe from South America. Meet Marcela Kloosterboer, actress and occasional singer. According to Wiki, “She is often cited as one of the most beautiful Argentine women.” Man, that Wiki sure is accurate, isn’t it?

Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen did some posing for the summer issue of Muse magazine thus ensuring that the two of them will never have to live off food stamps. I don’t know much about this Muse magazine other than they were one of the groups out ]]>

Tom Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen did some posing for the summer issue of Muse magazine thus ensuring that the two of them will never have to live off food stamps. I don’t know much about this Muse magazine other than they were one of the groups out there able to get Lindsay Lohan to take her top off. It appears as though they also got Gisele to take her top, and her bottoms, off as well, but she wasn’t as accommodating when it came time to actually snap the photos. I knew there was a reason I still liked LiLo. (SUPER BONUS VIDEO after the pics below.)

Zaira Nara… Zaira Nara… Where have I heard that name? Oh yeah, I did a sexy post on Zaira last year. Not as sexy as this one, but still it was good. Now then, let’s refresh our memory a little more on good ole Zaira. She is ]]>

Zaira Nara… Zaira Nara… Where have I heard that name? Oh yeah, I did a sexy post on Zaira last year. Not as sexy as this one, but still it was good. Now then, let’s refresh our memory a little more on good ole Zaira. She is from Argentina. She is a model. She is dating football player Diego Forlan, which explains the World Cup trophy in one of the pics. Okay, I’ve heard enough. Damn soccer players monopolizing all the hot babes from other countries.