In our continuing series taking a look at some of most legendary ladies men, today we will discuss the alleged sexual history of Wilder Valderrama, and one of the most head-scratching lists of accomplishments in the history of the world. How does he do it? What magic does ]]>

In our continuing series taking a look at some of most legendary ladies men, today we will discuss the alleged sexual history of Wilder Valderrama, and one of the most head-scratching lists of accomplishments in the history of the world. How does he do it? What magic does he possess? And better yet, how does he rank amongst other legendary celebrity swordsmen? You be the judge.

Jennifer Love Hewitt (1999)

One of the first in the long line of men to have dated Jenifer Love Hewitt only for it to end in J-Love not getting the husband she so desires.

Majandra Delfino (2000-2001)

Another sexy lady who Fez bagged while he was working on That 70′s Show, Venezuelan-born actress and singer Delfino can be excused for falling for Wilder’s charms since English is her second language.

Mandy Moore (2001-2002)

Mandy Moore was at the height of her fame around this time so the explanations for why Valderrama was able to snag her and other women of her ilk are beginning to make people scratch their heads a little bit.

Lindsay Lohan (2004)

Fresh off her very popular role in Mean Girls 17 year-old Lindsay Lohan began dating Valderrama, which may be the tipping point for when LiLo’s life began to go downhill at an ever rapid rate.

Ashlee Simpson (2005)

Valderrama was still on That 70′s Show , which is the only explanation we have for why Simpson, also at the height of her fame with her second #1 album out, also fell for Fez’s charms.

Avril Lavigne (2009)

Note the gap in time here. That 70′s Show ended in 2006.

Demi Lovato (2010)

You may recall that Lovato quit her tour in 2010 to enter a treatment facility for physical and emotional issues. Coincidence?

Minka Kelly (2012)

Another lengthy gap as perhaps women were finally realizing that Wilder Valderrama was, well, Wilder Valderrama. That is, until a pretty much out of work Minka Kelly, fresh off breaking up with Derek Jeter succumbed to whatever magic spell Valderrama is able to cast. And he has a full-time job again, so look out, ladies.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings…

Jessica Alba, Mischa Barton, Mila Kunis, Christina Milian, Heidi Mueller, Pink, Ariana Richards, Rihanna

The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards took place last night. Yes, that makes three awards shows in three weeks. These people never tire of congratulating themselves and we’re just getting started. So for those of you that are interested, here are the results ]]>

The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards took place last night. Yes, that makes three awards shows in three weeks. These people never tire of congratulating themselves and we’re just getting started. So for those of you that are interested, here are the results and some pictures of pretty women.

Outstanding Cast in a Motion Picture — The Help
Outstanding Female Actor in a Leading Role — Viola Davis, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Leading Role — Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Outstanding Ensemble in a Drama Series — Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Male Actor in a Drama Series — Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Female Actor in a Drama Series — Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award — Mary Tyler Moore
Outstanding Male Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
Outstanding Female Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Ensemble in a Comedy Series — Modern Family
Outstanding Female Actor in a Comedy Series — Betty White, Hot in Cleveland
Outstanding Male Actor in a Comedy Series — Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Outstanding Female Actor in a Supporting Role — Octavia Spencer, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Supporting Role — Christopher Plummer, Beginners

In order below: Amber Heard, Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Diane Lane, Dianna Agron, Ellie Kemper, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone, Gretchen Mol, Heather Morris, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Jessica Chastain, Judy Greer, Julianna Margulies, Kaley Cuoco, Katrina Bowden, Kelly Osbourne, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Michelle Williams, Natalie Portman, Naya Rivera, Paz Vega, Rose Byrne, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, and Stacy Keibler.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Olivia Wilde is now single again after eight years of marriage… to an Italian prince. I truly have no shot with her, do I?

— Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz also filed for ]]>

— Olivia Wilde is now single again after eight years of marriage… to an Italian prince. I truly have no shot with her, do I?

— Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz also filed for divorce. Gotta say this one isn’t shocking me.

— Katy Perry and Russell Brand are already in marriage counseling. Still not shocking me.

— Speaking of Katy Perry, it seems that she is now complaining about having big boobs as a teen. Boo. Frickin’. Hoo.

— Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz were caught kissing on a boat in Miami. Who’s Eduardo Cruz again?

— Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are reportedly going to be engaged soon. How someone knows this is beyond me, but it isn’t going to help Jay’s loveability factor in Chi-town.

— Speaking of athletes and their ladies, skateboarding legend Tony Hawk is sleeping with his best friend’s wife.

— Speaking of wives, Diane Kruger doesn’t believe in marriage.

— JWoww has a new book out.

— Minka Kelly is very smart and well-spoken.

— Lindsay Lohan was in court again. This time for ‘borrowing’ some jewelry. Here’s a shocker: She got bail despite her DUI probation being revoked. Viva la justice system!

— Jennifer Aniston banned Heidi Montag from a movie premiere (a movie Heidi appeared in). That almost makes me like Jennifer Aniston again. (UPDATE: Annd now I don’t like her again.)

— And finally, if you thought Christina Aguilera singing the national anthem was bad, well, there’s a good reason for that: she’s a wee bit crazy.

— Oh well, at least Xtina has Sarah Palin in her corner.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the fine people over at FHM and features Vikki Blows (my favorite model name in the world) in her “smalls”, as they put it (silly Brits).

You can see more of Vikki Blows and the 100 Sexiest Women at FHM.com.

Taking a cue from her mess of a sister, Ashlee Simpson headed out for a night on the town and had a few pops then nearly popped out of her top. I don’t know… Despite what YOU ]]>

Taking a cue from her mess of a sister, Ashlee Simpson headed out for a night on the town and had a few pops then nearly popped out of her top. I don’t know… Despite what YOU ALL say, I still don’t see the attraction here.

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About a year ago on Guyism, we fought tooth and nail about who was hotter, Ashlee or Jessica.

And now a year later, we resurrect it. Lately, Ashlee has shown off her body in Shape magazine and I have to admit, she looks ]]>

About a year ago on Guyism, we fought tooth and nail about who was hotter, Ashlee or Jessica.

And now a year later, we resurrect it. Lately, Ashlee has shown off her body in Shape magazine and I have to admit, she looks pretty darn good. But, I’ve always been in the Jessica camp and will remain there.

My favorite comment from the argument was from Dr. Z

Very interesting question, Andrew, however this question can be answered with a simple calculation. If you like boobies, Jessica is better looking. If you like weiners, Ashlee is better looking.

I think we know how Dr. Z felt on the matter but what do the readers think?

ASHLEE

JESSICA