So ghosts are only real if you believe in them? Like penis enlargement pills? The Apparition has one thing going for it: the presence of the smoking hot Ashley Greene, who plays a woman being haunted by a supernatural entity created as part of a college experiment. Okay, if I ]]>

So ghosts are only real if you believe in them? Like penis enlargement pills? The Apparition has one thing going for it: the presence of the smoking hot Ashley Greene, who plays a woman being haunted by a supernatural entity created as part of a college experiment. Okay, if I was a professor and one of my students were all like “We’re gonna make a ghost,” I’d give them an F so fast that they’d bounce right out of school and into a minimum-wage job toasting subs at Quiznos. “Make a ghost,” my ass. The Apparition opens August 24th.

Another month, another awards show in the books. Only this one was different because the People’s Choice Awards were given out by THE PEOPLE! No self-congratulatory B.S. going on here, people! Anyway, there were a lot of sexy ladies there so it wasn’t a total loss.

But first, ]]>

Another month, another awards show in the books. Only this one was different because the People’s Choice Awards were given out by THE PEOPLE! No self-congratulatory B.S. going on here, people! Anyway, there were a lot of sexy ladies there so it wasn’t a total loss.

But first, here’s who WE THE PEOPLE chose as our favory-faves this year:

Best TV Comedy Actress: Lea Michele
Favorite TV Comedy Actor: Neil Patrick Harris
Best TV Drama Actress: Nina Dobrev
Favorite TV Drama Actor: Nathan Fillion
Best TV Crime Drama: Castle
Favorite Network TV Drama: Supernatural
Favorite Cable TV Drama: Pretty Little Liars
Favorite Sci-Fi/Fantasy Show: Supernatural
Favorite Cable TV Comedy: Hot In Cleveland
Favorite Network TV Comedy: How I Met Your Mother
Favorite TV CelebReality Star: Kim Kardashian
Favorite Late Night TV Host: Jimmy Fallon
Best Daytime TV Host: Ellen DeGeneres
Best Comedic Actor: Adam Sandler (no, really)
Favorite Move Star Under 25: Chloe Grace Moretz
Best Drama Movie: Water for Elephants (really again)
Favorite Movie Actress: Emma Stone
Favorite Comedy Movie: Bridesmaids
Favorite Movie Icon: Morgan Freeman
Favorite Band: Maroon 5
Favorite Pop Artist: Demi Lovato
Favorite Album of the Year: Born This Way, Lady Gaga

The rest of the winners are here… that’s enough. Cripes, like 200 awards…

And now, the pictures (in order below): Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, Lucy Hale, Jane Levy, Ashley Greene, Ginnifer Goodwin and Jennifer Morrison, Julianne Hough (so nice she’s in here twice), Lea Michele, Cobie Smulders, Kat Dennings, Miley Cyrus, Beth Behrs, Busy Phillips, Kristen Bell, Stana Katic, Jennifer Lawrence, Faith Hill, Emma Stone, and Kaley.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Joining the long list of the recently single Ashley Greene broke up with Joe Jonas. I told you she was underrated.

— Kelly Brook is pregnant. You win some, you lose ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Joining the long list of the recently single Ashley Greene broke up with Joe Jonas. I told you she was underrated.

— Kelly Brook is pregnant. You win some, you lose some.

— Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger also split up. After dating for nearly two years. Her magic spell must have expired.

— Alexa Nikolas might be the one leaking the Vanessa Hudgens nude photos. So says some random emailer.

— Speaking of leaked nude pics, apparently there is a good chance we’re going to get more since it is also being reported that Vanessa’s pics are the result of hackers. Supposedly 50 different celeb accounts have been compromised including those of Ali Larter, Busy Philipps, Scarlett Johansson, Miley Cyrus, Emma Caulfield, Addison Timlin and Renee Olstead.

— Cee Lo Green says he’s nailing two or three chicks a night. He really takes his song title literally doesn’t he?

— Ryan Reynolds isn’t having any trouble getting over the loss of Scarlett Johansson.

— Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Raymond have a sex tape coming out. Maybe.

— Paris Hilton got breast implants when she was just 14. Her mother made her take them out though. Way to be a proactive parent.

— Christina Aguilera’s hit Ain’t No Other Man might sound familiar to you, but that could just be because the beat was lifted from another song without permission.

— Katy Perry’s mom is writing a book, but it’s not a Katy Perry tell-all. She says it’s about herself. Riiiiiight.

— Dennis Haysbert, who starred in Major League with Charlie Sheen, claims Charlie’s completely delusional about a Major League sequel.

— Andrew “Dice” Clay has become the voice of reason regarding everything Charlie Sheen. Well, okay, not really. He’s also a little batshit.

– And did you know that Sheen invented a pivoting Chapstick lid and trademarked an anti-drug slogan? The man just never stops giving.

— Mel Gibson’s mug shot looks totally not like a serial killer.

— Here’s a shocker: Michael Lohan’s ex-fiancee has accused him of punching her girlfriend in the face.

— Sandra Bullock gave $1,000,000 to Japan. I have no joke here. That was just nice.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the geniuses over at Sports Illustrated and features none other than our new favorite bikini model Kate Upton. Did you expect anyone else?

Celebrity gossip items that you may have missed this week…

— Zooey Deschanel sent a raunchy, naked video of herself to her boyfriend… in 1998. They are just now hitting the Internet. And people say news travels faster because of the Internet. Pfffftt…

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— Zooey Deschanel sent a raunchy, naked video of herself to her boyfriend… in 1998. They are just now hitting the Internet. And people say news travels faster because of the Internet. Pfffftt…

— Demi Lovato checked into a rehab center, but not the kind that Lindsay Lohan is in. This one is for her to get help for “emotional and physical issues.” Uh oh, “physical” issues? Anyone care to guess what that’s code for?

— Demi Lovato’s emotional issues may have had something to do with Ashley Greene now currently doinking her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas. Or not.

— Speaking of Lindsay Lohan and rehab, she might not be on the hook for her medical bills as previously thought. All she has to do is serve as a “marketing consultant” for a Web site. A Web site that you can’t view at work unless you happen to work at a strip club.

— Bret Michaels had sex with Miley Cyrus’ mom, Tish. Or not.

— Charlie Sheen filed for divorce from his third wife Brooke Mueller. Or as I like to call it, firing a pre-emptive strike.

— The “true story” behind Conan O’Brien’s move to TBS (as told by Andy Richter).

— Keith Olbermann was suspended indefinitely by MSNBC. Sadly it was not just for him being a complete and utter douchebag.

— David Cassidy was arrested for DUI. You remember David Cassidy, right? You know, Katie Cassidy’s dad?

— Heidi Montag is researching stripping. Presumably for her next career move.

— Oh yeah, that whole “divorce” thing that Heidi and Spencer Pratt went through? Yeah, that was fake. They also claim to have filed for bankruptcy. I hope that’s not fake too.

— Kim Kardashian recorded a single. No, really, she did. It’s horrible so I know it was her.

— Justin Bieber wants his own private jet. Of course he does.

— Speaking of people with wayyyy too much money…

— And finally, Hulk Hogan whipped his dick out in front of his daughter Brooke for a video game commercial. Maybe he just thought he was Keith Richards or something.

This weekend’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at FHM who were kind enough to shoot a video of one of my favorite British babes in lingerie, Kara Tointon, who also happens to be their cover girl this month. Giggity…

See more of Kara Tointon and other cover girls at FHM.com.

So did you have a fun Halloween? These ladies did. And after counting the ballots (mine) Brooke Burke won this year’s costume contest with her ridiculously tight black cat suit. Rowrrr… Also participating this year (in order below) were Tara Reid (Natch.), Molly Sims, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, Eva LaRue, ]]>

Trick or treat? Either is fine, thankyouverymuch...

So did you have a fun Halloween? These ladies did. And after counting the ballots (mine) Brooke Burke won this year’s costume contest with her ridiculously tight black cat suit. Rowrrr… Also participating this year (in order below) were Tara Reid (Natch.), Molly Sims, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, Eva LaRue, Stacy Keibler , Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley (Very hot!), Holly Madison, Paris & Nicky Hilton, Briana Evigan (Who? Hot!!), Ashley Greene, Carmen Electra, AnnaLynne McCord, Tori Spelling, Alyssa Milano (WOW!!), and Jamie Lyn Sigler.

The MTV Video Music Awards took place last night for some reason. Not sure how you can have video music awards when no one watched music videos anymore, but I digress. As usual, since it is a lame awards show, many sexy babes were there including Emma ]]>

The MTV Video Music Awards took place last night for some reason. Not sure how you can have video music awards when no one watched music videos anymore, but I digress. As usual, since it is a lame awards show, many sexy babes were there including Emma Stone in the best dress of the evening. Also in attendance, shown in order below, Emma, Hayley Williams, Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Audrina Patridge, Victoria Justice, Rosario Dawson, Amber Lancaster, Ciara, Ashley Greene, Jenna Jameson, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Brenda Song, Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, and Maria Menounos.

Even more sexy pics from the VMAs here and here and here and here.

Ashley Greene is seen here (with Miley and some other chick) displaying some of her sweet, sweet cleavage on the set of the movie, hang on, one sec… LOL: Laughing Out Loud… in Paris. You know, the movie in which she gets all ]]>

Ashley Greene is seen here (with Miley and some other chick) displaying some of her sweet, sweet cleavage on the set of the movie, hang on, one sec… LOL: Laughing Out Loud… in Paris. You know, the movie in which she gets all wet in a fountain and almost makes out with Miley Cyrus? That one. And sure, I know this is the third day in a row I have posted pics of Ashley, but do you blame me? The girl has skills.

Yesterday we saw Ashley Greene and Miley Cyrus frolicking together, getting all wet in a fountain on the set of their movie you won’t see. Today the lovely couple went to some place called Palais de Tokyo and wore matching see-through tops and leather pants. Are these ]]>

Yesterday we saw Ashley Greene and Miley Cyrus frolicking together, getting all wet in a fountain on the set of their movie you won’t see. Today the lovely couple went to some place called Palais de Tokyo and wore matching see-through tops and leather pants. Are these two dating? I only say that because I am curious… bi-curious. As in I am curious about both heterosexual women as well as lesbian women. What did you think I meant? Pfftt….

I’m not sure I like the career arc Ashley Greene is taking here. I had high hopes that after the Twilight crap came to an end she’d move on to bigger and better things. Doing a movie with Miley Cyrus is not ]]>

I’m not sure I like the career arc Ashley Greene is taking here. I had high hopes that after the Twilight crap came to an end she’d move on to bigger and better things. Doing a movie with Miley Cyrus is not what I had in mind. Though I will give her a pass if this is a scene from this movie called, hang on a sec… here it is, LOL. Granted the director totally missed the boat by not having Miley and Ashley wearing white wife-beaters and/or making out in the fountain (must have been that whole Miley being underage thing holding him back — like she’d care), but still it’s a step in the right direction.

If you’re a man, you love to see a hot babe in a baseball cap, so these photos of Ashley Greene at some crap called the “X the TXT” Softball Game in New York the other day are sure to be right up your ]]>

If you’re a man, you love to see a hot babe in a baseball cap, so these photos of Ashley Greene at some crap called the “X the TXT” Softball Game in New York the other day are sure to be right up your alley. Sadly she wasn’t participating in the event herself. You know… in some tight baseball pants… yeah… that’d have been the stuff… Sorry. I drifted off there for a sec.

One of my favorite underrated hotties Ashley Greene hosted a pool party at the Wet Republic Pool in Las Vegas over the weekend. They must have paid her a bunch of money too since she took off her clothes and made the event even better ]]>

One of my favorite underrated hotties Ashley Greene hosted a pool party at the Wet Republic Pool in Las Vegas over the weekend. They must have paid her a bunch of money too since she took off her clothes and made the event even better by working it in a bikini. Yeah, that butt shot is pretty stellar. I’m going to need a minute.

When a bunch of hot women show up to an awards show, we feel compelled to let you know how it went. And while some might argue who looked sexier and who looked more fashionably dressed, we’d like to tell you we don’t care.

Like ]]>

When a bunch of hot women show up to an awards show, we feel compelled to let you know how it went. And while some might argue who looked sexier and who looked more fashionably dressed, we’d like to tell you we don’t care.

Like great works of art, you’re doing yourself a disservice by comparing them to each other. Judge their hotness not by the strength of their style, but by the bust of their cleavage.

And with that we give you, Marisa Miller, Erin Andrews, Bianca Kajlich, Danica Patrick, Ashley Greene, Brooklyn Decker, & Emmanuelle Chriqui

One of my new favorite women of the world, Ashley Greene, wore perhaps the greatest outfit ever last week as she was out doing whatever it is she does. Sorry I took so long to post these. I must be slipping. Back in December I stated that ]]>

One of my new favorite women of the world, Ashley Greene, wore perhaps the greatest outfit ever last week as she was out doing whatever it is she does. Sorry I took so long to post these. I must be slipping. Back in December I stated that Ashley has amazing fashion sense and as you can see here today that statement still stands.

One of my latest obsessions, Ashley Greene, was kind enough to share a good look at the body Twilight fans should really be focused on by wearing a bikini on the cover of the July/August issue of Women’s Health magazine. Oh sure, the pics have been cleaned ]]>

One of my latest obsessions, Ashley Greene, was kind enough to share a good look at the body Twilight fans should really be focused on by wearing a bikini on the cover of the July/August issue of Women’s Health magazine. Oh sure, the pics have been cleaned and scoured within an inch of their lives but I know that they really aren’t that different from the real thing thanks to Ash spreading around those naked pics of herself last year (not to mention her more recent body paint work). If only more sexy celebs would be so generous as to give us a base of comparison like that.

I guess its getting close to the time to ramp up the hype for the next in the Twilight series since Vanity Fair thought it would be a good idea to get Ashley Greene, Bryce Dallas Howard & Dakota Fanning together for a ]]>

I guess its getting close to the time to ramp up the hype for the next in the Twilight series since Vanity Fair thought it would be a good idea to get Ashley Greene, Bryce Dallas Howard & Dakota Fanning together for a photo shoot to discuss vampires again. Not that I am complaining, mind you. Okay, I am complaining a little bit, but anytime a magazine wants to get Ashley Greene together with other babes or all by herself for a photo shoot it’s definitely a good thing. Even if it is about that insipid Twilight crap. Yep, still complaining a little bit… Sorry.

Ashley Greene, aka The Hot One from Twilight, did a nice, clean photo shoot for the July issue of Seventeen magazine and still managed to somehow look sexy as hell. And since (I hope) none of you out there subscribe to Seventeen magazine I thought you might ]]>

Ashley Greene, aka The Hot One from Twilight, did a nice, clean photo shoot for the July issue of Seventeen magazine and still managed to somehow look sexy as hell. And since (I hope) none of you out there subscribe to Seventeen magazine I thought you might like to see what a ‘real’ star looks like when she is promoting herself to her fans.