This is clearly Ashley's best side (you're welcome)...

To fully complete our letdown of having to get back to work, here’s Ashley Tisdale’s not nearly as hot as her sexy co-star Aly Michalka’s stuff on the beach in a bikini over the Independence Day weekend. USA? And yes, that is her High School Musical co-star Zac whathisname running around on the beach with her. I guess he’s just making the rounds with his castmates now that he’s no longer with Vanessa Hudgens. Does this mean we’ll be getting leaked Ashley pics soon? Not sure I want really that, but I wouldn’t be against having a quick peek.

I may need to lie down for awhile...

I cannot believe I am saying this after all these months of busting on her for being the lesser of the chicks on Hellcats, but these pics of Ashley Tisdale for Z!nk magazine (whatever the heck that is) actually make her look… sexy… I don’t know what kind of voodoo witchcraft the folks at Z!nk are practicing but whatever it is I hope they don’t hog it. I mean, if they can make Ashley look this good imagine what they could do for the average guy and his wife or girlfriend. This could start a revolution of hotness.

I wonder if it's too late for me to go into photography...

For some reason every year Allure magazine gets some celebrity babes together, has them take their clothes off, and snaps some pics. This year they grabbed Kaley Cuoco, Bridget Moynahan, Keri Hilson, and Ashley Tisdale. I have no idea why they chose Ashley, but her people must have paid them the most or something is all I can figure. At least she showed her asscrack so it wasn’t a total loss. Last year it was Emmanuelle Chriqui, Regina Hall, Colbie Caillat, Jessica Capshaw, and Kara DioGuardi who got naked, and the year before that it was Padma Lakshmi, Chelsea Handler, Lynn Collins, Sharon Lealin, and Eliza Dushku who got naked. That’s a lot of hot female nakedness for a women’s magazine. Is there something they’re not telling us?

Okay, so here are some photos of a girl many of you find sexy, Ashley Tisdale, walking next to a girl that I find sexy, Aly Michalka. Which one of us is mistaken in our belief? To get the full scope of my argument here you really need to view all of the photos below. Trust me. Then, and only then, will you truly see why one of these women landed on THIS LIST and the other one landed on THIS LIST. *Gavel bang!* Case closed. No more discussion.

Ashley Greene, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale were once again the main attractions at Nylon magazine’s annual Young Hollywood Party. One of these days these three women won’t be allowed to come to this party, but that day is far, far away. Kristin Cavallari and Whitney Port were also there for some reason, plus I also included some pics from their magazine which included some other hot, young actresses, including Portia Doubleday, whoever she is. I really don’t have much else to say about this. It’s three sexy young ladies at a party. That’s pretty much enough to warrant me doing this post. That is all.

Last week, hell I think it was last week, I did a post on Ashley Tisdale and asked if you thought she was hot? Amazingly (as of this writing) 76% of you said yes. Well, here’s Ashley on the Hellcats movie set in what I would consider a sexy outfit. Now you get another chance to change or confirm your thoughts on her. If this outfit doesn’t scream sexy to you, then she’s really got no shot at it.

Ashley Tisdale is featured in the April issue of Nylon magazine. I get why she was in there: she’s famous. But is she hot? I’m not sold. I am including the photos of Ashley from the magazine, but I am also including candid shots of Ashley at the launch of the said issue. Help me figure this out…

Apparently Warner Brothers and InStyle magazine held a Golden Globes after party and a whole bunch of babes who I didn’t actually see at the event itself were in attendance. Including Lindsay Lohan. Go figure. Anyhoo, the class of women at the after party was as good or better than the event itself, so I share. In order below: Ashley Greene, Evangeline Lilly, Ashley Olsen, Malin Akerman, Isabel Lucas, Maggie Grace, AnnaLyne McCord, Olivia Munn, Ashley Tisdale, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Leslie Bibb, Neve Campbell (still alive!), Jennifer Carpenter (who I did see at the show), Amanda Righetti, Rose McGowan, Jessica Stroup, Molly Sims, Kate Walsh, Kayla Ewell (yum-yum), Rhona Mitra, Vanessa Hudgens, and Lindsay Lohan (looking rather tasty actually).

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Emmanuelle Chriqui, Cote de Pablo, Victoria Justice, Brittany Snow, Ashley Tisdale, Jordana Brewster, and Katee Sackhoff were among those in attendance for the 2nd Annual Golden Globes Party for Young Hollywood, whatever the hell that is. I think it’s just another public relations event to get us to put pictures of various actresses on our Web sites. And I’m cool with that. Keep ‘em comin’.

Ashley Tisdale is vacationing in Mexico because the life of an actress requires a lot of time off and many days of relaxation on a beach. You didn’t think that Ashley could put together such amazing performances day-in and day-out without break did you? Is it wrong that I would rather see her frolicking on the beach in her bikini more than I would rather see her do anything related to what she calls acting? Yeah, I didn’t think so…

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So Michael Jackson’s new movie This Is It held it’s premiere the other day and as is the case with almost any event in Hollywood scads of sexy women were in attendance. Let me take you on a journey through some of the women who joined the cause in support of lining MJ’s dad’s pockets with a little more dough. First off, we had Julianne Hough looking so hot it hurts (seriously, you have GOT to see her outfit). Jessica Lowndes was there in a killer dress, Roselyn Sanchez looking stunning as always, Katy Perry in a dress that showed her ass, Brenda Song in some leather pants, Ashley Tisdale looking cute, as well as J-Lo, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and for some reason, Paris Hilton, among others. Oh yeah, the movie itself? No idea. I was referring to the babes in attendance when I said it was awesome…

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Vogue held some event over the weekend called the 7th Annual Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party. A bunch of babes were in attendance. Some were even of legal age. But the one that stood out to me had to be Ashley Tisdale, sporting what one can only hope is the future of formal wear of the next generation of hot babes in Hollywood.

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While I think that Ashley Tisdale is kinda meh, I feel when presented with photos of a semi-hot celebrity babe in a bikini showing her butt and sunbathing topless it is my duty to post them for your viewing pleasure. It’s the service I provide and I think you’ll agree that it’s a good policy.

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I threw in a couple of Vanessa’s HS3 cohort Ashley Tisdale photos in case you want to get your lesbian fantasy on tonight. That’s just me… always thinking of others.

they look so pretty omg! it wuz so sad wut happened to vanessa tho bc it’s like who hasnt had photos taken of her nude teenage body at some point. cept me bc i dont have a bf right now or nothin. its sorta why i cut myself at night. just to feel alive. lolz!

You know what it would take to get me into this movie? A lesbian shower scene. And an ending scene where the entire school gets suicide bombed by the Arab kid who they thought was cool because he sang and did a flamenco dance. But Farikh fooled you all. Muhahaha.

Also Ashley Tisdale looks vaguely like a Mad Magazine drawing in these photos for some reason. Disappointing.

This cements it folks. The Dodgers far and away have the sexiest fans in sports. Need proof? HERE.

Now one would think that I would have better topics to post on than a famous girl running around wearing a baseball cap. That my friend, is where you would be wrong. By the way, check out the angle of the sun… weee!