So Tony Hawk held some sort of charity event in Las Vegas recently called The Stand Up For SkateParks Benefit. Yep, you read that right. A benefit for skateparks. Only in America, folks… Oh sure, I could go ‘learn’ all about how this benefit is for more than just ]]>

So Tony Hawk held some sort of charity event in Las Vegas recently called The Stand Up For SkateParks Benefit. Yep, you read that right. A benefit for skateparks. Only in America, folks… Oh sure, I could go ‘learn’ all about how this benefit is for more than just building skateparks, how it’s for the youth of America, giving them a positive outlet and a place to gather peacefully and get some exercise, blah, blah, blah. Or I could just ignore all that and look at the pics of Holly Madison, Lacey Chabert, and Aubrey O’Day, who were in attendance at the event. Guess which one I am going to do?

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Aubrey O’Day, who at one point somewhere along the way I thought was a singer, is back at doing what she really does best: Posing with her sweet fake boobies for pictures in magazines. This go ’round it’s for Maxim and since basically these photo ]]>

Aubrey O’Day, who at one point somewhere along the way I thought was a singer, is back at doing what she really does best: Posing with her sweet fake boobies for pictures in magazines. This go ’round it’s for Maxim and since basically these photo shoots are the only time we ever hear from Ms. Audrey it goes to show the old “she’s famous for being famous” line is as true as ever. I wonder how much she had to pay the Maxim folks to get these pics published anyway?

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As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in ]]>

As usual Hollywood was out in full force on Halloween. Makes sense since obviously some of these people have made a deal with the devil to get where they are (yes, talking to you Kardashians). It was actually a rather disappointing showing overall though. Sexiness was in short supply (yes, talking to you Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera) though there were still some celebs worth seeing. Hopefully later today some better photos will trickle in, but for now the highlights included Katie Price, Audrina Patridge, Holly Madison, Selita Ebanks, Ashley Greene and Bai Ling. Yeah, all the A-listers… In order below: Aguilera, Alba, Eva Amurri, Kate Beckinsale, Mariah Carey, Miranda Cosgrove, Nina Dobrev, Eliza Dushku, Selita Ebanks, Briana Evigan, Isla Fisher, Greene, Alyson Hannigan, Julianne Hough, Khloe Kardashian, Heidi Klum, Latoya Jackson (eww), Ling, Blake Lively, Jessica Lowndes, Madison, AnnaLynne McCord, Alyssa Milano, Nicky Hilton, Aubrey O’Day, Paris Hilton, Patridge, Phoebe Price (eww again), Katie Price, Brooke Shields, Gwen Stefani, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Kim Kardashian. Phew…

I slipped in a pic of Christina Aguilera in last year’s costume just to see if you were paying attention. Did you notice?

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1984… The Apple Macintosh is introduced. Michael Jackson’s hair catches on fire during a Pepsi commercial. The Edmonton Oilers defeat the New York Islanders to win their first Stanley Cup. The Detroit Tigers defeat the San Diego Padres in the World Series. And this amazing group of ]]>

1984… The Apple Macintosh is introduced. Michael Jackson’s hair catches on fire during a Pepsi commercial. The Edmonton Oilers defeat the New York Islanders to win their first Stanley Cup. The Detroit Tigers defeat the San Diego Padres in the World Series. And this amazing group of women was born.

(UPDATE: I made a boo-boo. These are the women of 1984, not 1985, as I first stated when I published this. My bad. I f–ked up. Still a good year though. 1985 is forthcoming…)

For the next several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1984 – - – - – - – -

Layla Kayleigh (British model) – – – – – – – – – Karolína Kurková (Czech model)

Aubrey O’Day (American singer) – – – – – – – – – Katy Perry (American singer)

Freida Pinto (Indian actress) – – – – – – – – – Gemma Atkinson (British model, actress)

Sara Jean Underwood (American model) – – – – – – – – – Izabel Goulart (Brazilian model)

Olivia Wilde (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Holly Weber (American model, actress)

Scarlett Johansson (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Rachelle Leah (American model)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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For some reason Aubrey O’Day was invited to participate or attend or something at some event called Power of Youth held at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood. Let’s revisit that last sentence. There was an event at a wax museum promoting the ‘power of ]]>

For some reason Aubrey O’Day was invited to participate or attend or something at some event called Power of Youth held at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood. Let’s revisit that last sentence. There was an event at a wax museum promoting the ‘power of youth’. Odd enough, no doubt. Then throw Aubrey O’Day’s presence into the mix and it gets even odder. I guess Aubrey was there to show kids the power of a really fine physician-enhanced rack. Which is a good thing I suppose…

More Aubrey O’Day stuff here and here.

So we’ve had Kelly Monaco, Melanie Brown and Holly Madison do this show in Vegas named Peep Show where they apparently, according to the pics I have seen, do stuff while wearing little clothing. Now they have ]]>

So we’ve had Kelly Monaco, Melanie Brown and Holly Madison do this show in Vegas named Peep Show where they apparently, according to the pics I have seen, do stuff while wearing little clothing. Now they have signed another shining light to strut around half-naked and sing by the name of Aubrey O’Day. You may have heard of her… She starts in September, but she already has digs in Vegas in preparation for her big career move. Here’s pics…

Video and a bunch more pics here and here.

Not sure what DUB magazine is, but they are apparently hard up for chicks to put on their cover since they called upon Aubrey O’Day and actually had her keep her clothes on. Shockingly, Aubrey almost looks, gulp, pretty in these pics… I ]]>

Not sure what DUB magazine is, but they are apparently hard up for chicks to put on their cover since they called upon Aubrey O’Day and actually had her keep her clothes on. Shockingly, Aubrey almost looks, gulp, pretty in these pics… I didn’t know she had it in her. (Bring it on Aubrey lovers… bring it on…)

Aubrey O’Day back in skank mode here and here.

From Barbie’s Dream House 50th Anniversary Celebration or some sort of similar event name that has less capitalized words…

I like Barbie a lot and not because of her so-awesome-I-would-drive-it-and-look-like-a-total-’mo pink Volkswagen New Beetle, but rather because of the kickass job she does of objectifying women. ]]>

From Barbie’s Dream House 50th Anniversary Celebration or some sort of similar event name that has less capitalized words…

I like Barbie a lot and not because of her so-awesome-I-would-drive-it-and-look-like-a-total-’mo pink Volkswagen New Beetle, but rather because of the kickass job she does of objectifying women. Not only because of her hilariously absurd proportions but the way that she pretty much glamorizes how okay it is to be a woman completely lacking substance so long as you’re pretty and fashionable. I get so tired of women talking about “Oh blah blah I believe in this” and it’s just like toots, why don’t you just wear something fancy and quit your yammering. What better way to reinforce that than a party with women like Aubrey O’Day, the lesser Kardashians, the Hills girls, and Heidi Klum (who may be a genius but barely speaks English, so it works out really well).

So thank you, Barbie. I feel totally vindicated in making my GI Joes attempt to pick you up in GI Joe’s Dream Vietnamese Bar rather than have them actually fight in toy wars and such. Psh. How gay would that be?

Fresh off her appearance in Playboy Aubrey O’Day was making the rounds in Atlantic City showing off the two reasons why she is (still) famous.

Look! She even put on a mask to prove that it really doesn’t matter what she looks like ]]>

Fresh off her appearance in Playboy Aubrey O’Day was making the rounds in Atlantic City showing off the two reasons why she is (still) famous.

Look! She even put on a mask to prove that it really doesn’t matter what she looks like or what she does as long as she possesses those mugombos she’s going to garner attention. Well, done, Aubrey.

More Aubrey O’Day skanky goodness here and here.

From the LuxuryFashion.com Faces of Fashion event at NYC’s Fashion Week.

I’m in love with Aubrey O’Day, which is counterintuitive because I’ve now seen her naked. Usually after I’ve gotten to that point with a woman, I move on faster than Chris Brown ]]>

From the LuxuryFashion.com Faces of Fashion event at NYC’s Fashion Week.

I’m in love with Aubrey O’Day, which is counterintuitive because I’ve now seen her naked. Usually after I’ve gotten to that point with a woman, I move on faster than Chris Brown after teaching his girlfriend a lesson, only with slightly less knuckle pain and without moonwalking my way down the street. But Aubrey O’Day is so generically hot and trashy and so proud of her whorishness (a Playboy “Miss March” necklace?) that it’s hard not to be fixated on her.

Also after seeing these photos, I thought it was pretty ironic that the event was called the Faces of Fashion because I literally had no clue she had a face. There could have been a talking mole or a Jason mask up there and I’d still be stuck thinking, “Heyyyyy nice boobs you got here” until like our third date (The Blowjob Date, as I like to call it).

Remember back in September when Aubrey O’Day brought her special brand of skank to the pages of Complex magazine? No? Lucky you. Anyway, some behind the scenes photos have been released from that photo shoot and they are just as special as I figured ]]>

Remember back in September when Aubrey O’Day brought her special brand of skank to the pages of Complex magazine? No? Lucky you. Anyway, some behind the scenes photos have been released from that photo shoot and they are just as special as I figured they’d be…

I don’t really know what else there is to say about this other than seeing her on the floor, doused with water seems somehow appropriate…

In case you missed it or forgot, yesterday was Halloween. That means that various celebs and sluts and celeb sluts were out and about in skimpy costumes. I compiled a few pics of them so you could see just how lame the Halloween party you attended really was by comparison…

Aubrey O’Day has been cut from the Diddy slut band Danity Kane, allegedly.

In a statement released to PerezHilton.com, she says, “I didn’t watch the finale, so I have no idea what story was told.

The only comment I can make is… I wish that the world would focus more ]]>

Aubrey O’Day has been cut from the Diddy slut band Danity Kane, allegedly.

In a statement released to PerezHilton.com, she says, “I didn’t watch the finale, so I have no idea what story was told.

The only comment I can make is… I wish that the world would focus more on the presidential election, the debates, the issues our country is facing, and the fact that if we don’t vote for Obama our country will suffer beyond repair.”

So wise. So wise.

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Despite the fact that some people I know have a thing for Aubrey O’Day, I just don’t see it. She is just another hosehound who got famous on a reality show and is going to ride what sexiness she has until she is dragged ]]>

Despite the fact that some people I know have a thing for Aubrey O’Day, I just don’t see it. She is just another hosehound who got famous on a reality show and is going to ride what sexiness she has until she is dragged kicking and screaming off to a VH1 reality show where the semi-famous go to die. Here’s her cleavage…

On top of that, Aubrey is now whining about being compared to Paris Hilton. “Whenever I carry my dog around, people say ‘Paris Hilton.’ That’s horrible because I absolutely love my dog and I’m nothing like that girl,” says Aubrey. Honey, that’s not the only comparison I would make between you and Paris.

Aubrey O’Day is one of those chicks who is going to max out her 15 minutes of fame by slutting it up as often as possible. God love her…

Aubrey, a member of the group Danity Kane (no idea) knows that if she poses topless,

Aubrey O’Day is one of those chicks who is going to max out her 15 minutes of fame by slutting it up as often as possible. God love her…

Aubrey, a member of the group Danity Kane (no idea) knows that if she poses topless, fakes being a lesbian and shows enough nips, people like me will keep publicizing her. Something I have no problem with… bring on the boobies!

Unlike the ‘romance’ between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson that I just cannot seem to get excited about, this one has some real promise. And we don’t even have to do a whole of of fantasizing about Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day and model/heiress Lydia Hearst since they ]]>

Unlike the ‘romance’ between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson that I just cannot seem to get excited about, this one has some real promise. And we don’t even have to do a whole of of fantasizing about Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day and model/heiress Lydia Hearst since they are… well… making out…

One more of them getting down in the car after the jump, plus some pics of Miss Hearst so you know what Aubrey is getting down with. Pics of Aubrey can be found here.

Let’s hope that this relationship blossoms and takes them where so many want to be (on TV in a video).

Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies…
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