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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 18:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>Everyone loves rocks. They&#8217;re good for throwing at the windows of those who&#8217;ve wronged you or raising as a pet of your own that won&#8217;t crap on the floor or give you that terribly annoying love or affection. But would you pay $50,000 for something that&#8217;s basically a rock from ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>Everyone loves rocks.  They&#8217;re good for throwing at the windows of those who&#8217;ve wronged you or raising as a pet of your own that won&#8217;t crap on the floor or give you that terribly annoying love or affection.  But would you pay $50,000 for something that&#8217;s basically a rock from the sky?</p>
<blockquote><p>The five-pound meteorite that crashed into a Park Forest home in 2003 was bought by a private collector for $50,787.50 Sunday during an auction by Dallas-based Heritage Auctions.</p>
<p>David Herskowitz, director of natural history at Heritage, says it&#8217;s the Garza&#8217;s provenance that makes it exceptional.</p>
<p>&#8220;The added value of this meteorite is that it hit a man-made object,&#8221; Herskowitz said. &#8220;And that&#8217;s extraordinary. They usually land in the desert, the ocean or the polar ice cap and are never found.&#8221;</p>
<p>Herskowitz says wealthy collectors aren&#8217;t the only ones who find meteorites, fossils and dinosaurs fascinating.</p>
<p>&#8220;Most people find this sort of thing really cool,&#8221; he said. &#8220;We can&#8217;t get enough of them. That&#8217;s the reason natural history museums remain so popular.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a target="_blank" href="http://www.wbbm780.com/5-pound-meteorite-sells-for--50K-/4417348" >via</a>]</p>
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		<title>Don&#039;t sell your life away and expect big money</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Spags</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<br/><p>Thinking about selling your life away? Prepare to be <a target="_blank" href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,373589,00.html" >disappointed if you&#8217;re anything like this Australian dude</a>.</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://blogofhilarity.com/wp-content/uploads/image2.php?image=ist2_2464068-sold-at-auction.jpg" ></a></p> <p>A man who auctioned his life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — on eBay said Monday he is disappointed with the ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<br/><p>Thinking about selling your life away?  Prepare to be <a target="_blank" href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,373589,00.html" >disappointed if you&#8217;re anything like this Australian dude</a>.</p>
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<blockquote><p>A man who auctioned his life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — on eBay said Monday he is disappointed with the selling price: almost $384,000.</p>
<p>Ian Usher, a British immigrant to Australia, put everything he owned as well as introductions to his friends on the online auction site after a painful breakup with his wife prompted him to want a fresh start.</p>
<p>&#8220;I guess I&#8217;m a little bit disappointed at the final price, I&#8217;d hoped it to be a little higher than that,&#8221; Usher told Nine Network television on Monday. &#8220;But I am committed to selling and moving on and making a fresh start.&#8221;</p>
<p>He declined to reveal the buyer&#8217;s identity, or what his next step would be.</p>
<p>Usher said he had hoped to get at least $480,000 (a half-million Australian dollars) for his life — his house and all its contents, car and a motorcycle, a jet ski, skydiving gear, an introduction to friends and a trial period in his sales job — but that the final result was enough for him to make a new start in life.</p></blockquote>
<p>Early reports say that the reason bids on the man&#8217;s life were lower than expected was because who the f wants the life of some asshole who has to sell his life on eBay.  In a related story, I once offered a homeless guy $20 to trade places for a day.  Under the guise of wanting to see how the other half lived, I rolled around in dirt, found the ugliest trenchcoat I could find, got myself a coffee cup, and prepared to brave the harsh conditions.  It was an important sociological experiment to me; I believed that by putting myself in the shoes of the unfortunate, I&#8217;d be able to truly appreciate all of the things that I&#8217;ve been given in my life.  Then after five minutes I got bored and wanted to eat a sandwich so I killed the homeless guy when he came to pick up the keys to my apartment and went to McDonald&#8217;s.  It&#8217;s ok.  He&#8217;s homeless, he didn&#8217;t have a soul anyway.</p>
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