Audrina Patridge

Audrina from The Hills in another bikini

Audrina Patridge

Audrina from The Hills in another bikini

Audrina may not be smart, or very good looking, unless of course you are the kind of guy who volunteers at institutions designed for handicapped people because you find them so fin' sexy with their chronic masturbations and glassy eyed, drooling smile, but she does have a rockin' body and I am all for

Audrina Patridge something, something… boobs

Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge something, something… boobs

Seriously, whoever is responsible for Audrina Patridge’s boob job deserves some kind of commendation.

Is anyone else as amused as I am that every time we see her she is wearing shoes that have absolutely no heel on them to alleviate the fact that she still

Carmen Electra and fast cars go well together

Audrina Patridge

Carmen Electra and fast cars go well together

The Dodge Challenger Celebrity Drag Race. Yet another thing that celebs get to do instead of, you know, work. Carmen Electra was there, but I have no idea if she actually competed because, well, I don't care. Here's pictures...

More babes of the MTV Movie Awards

Audrina Patridge

More babes of the MTV Movie Awards

The MTV Movie Awards might be the most pointless awards show on the planet (and that's saying a lot) since it's put on by MUSIC Television, a channel that last time I checked (and that would be somewhere around 1994) didn't show movies. (If I am wrong, don't