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VIDEO: Australian morning show tries to set pizza slapping world record
Last week we witnessed two girls going for the world record of pizza slaps to the face. Now, the Australian TODAY morning show went for the record with two male anchors. And like my family crest says,
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VIDEO: Aboriginal woman has the best verbal trash talk on a train ever
This video clip says it's a fight between an "Aboriginal woman and a Bogan," which sounds like classifications of characters from Harry Potter, but means an ethnic person and some other lower class individual. Anyway, the aboriginal woman just gets after it, trash talking like a beast and requesting she
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VIDEO: The most absurd, high-budget commercial for an Australian home ever
This Australian ad for real estate Neo Property's listing for 15 Queen Anne Court may lack in subtlety, but it doesn't lack in implied lesbianism, girls in their underwear, action movie budgeting, and a sweaty lingerie model tied up and writhing. Easily the sexiest ad you've seen since those Morgan
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Flight attendant puts a baby in overhead compartment, gets fired
When you’re a flight attendant, the first rule of the job should probably “Don’t store growing humans somewhere they could suffocate to death.” Unfortunately, this bit of common sense was lost on an Australian Virgin Blue employee.
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VIDEO: Australian female anchor makes awkward dong joke on live TV
There are three things to take away from this clip: 1) Andrew Strauss plays cricket; 2) Ten Adelaide anchor Mark Aiston has a small but impressive penis; and 3) Aiston's co-anchor Belinda Heggen is one cold chick. In this clip, Heggen likens a tiny trophy Strauss won to Aiston's penis and the joke comes
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Man claims he can see into the future, convinces woman to sleep with him
Guys try a lot of crazy tricks into get into a girl's pants but this one might be the craziest yet...a Japanese tourist in Australia claims that a local man convinced her to have sex with him by saying he was from the future and that if she didn't have sex with him, she would die.
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Man tattoos 15-inch penis on unwitting friend’s back, charged with assault
Tattoos are permanent so when selecting one, it's crucial to be sure you know what you're getting. So you can imagine the disappointment of a 21-year-old Australian man who asked his amateur tattoo artist friend to give him a yin and yang with dragons and instead got a 15-inch penis on his back.
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Quote of the Day
The law has a way about inserting itself into situations where people are hurting themselves, whether it be drug use or, in this case, a guy in a wheelchair “driving” drunkenly.