Babies

VIDEO: Baby gets scared, cries, and his fear brings me great joy

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We recently discussed my dislike of Internet baby videos (spoiler alert: they’re often only funny to housewives and people still using an AOL.com email address). But this baby video works for me because it features a baby being terrified and a blue toy with googley eyes. Everything is better with googley eyes. Read more

8 things not all women care about (that you think they do)

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There are a lot of opinions out there about what women find most important. But some of them are a disservice to womankind. Here are eight things that not all women care about (even though you may think they do). Read more

Facebook-obsessed weirdos name their baby ‘Like’

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Cultural events almost always change the landscape of baby names in the world. But hearing that a couple named their baby “Like” after the Facebook button? Well, that just gives me a frowny emoticon on my real face. Read more

French baby survives eight-floor fall out of window

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All those worries about baby proofing are apparently for nothing since if you child is anything like this French infant, he or she is more than equipped to survive a fall out of an eighth-floor window. Read more

VIDEO: Baby eats his first Pop Rocks

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I’m not entirely sure what to make of this video. On the one hand, the baby looks like he was not totally on board with eating Pop Rocks. On the other hand, then he seemed like a happy baby afterwards. On the third hand, the parents are kind of annoying. And, on the fourth hand, ... Read more

Women rubbing baby parts on their faces to appear younger

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The battle for women against age is a relatively unending one; studies show that time and time again, a youthful looking woman is more appreciated in society than a ravaged one. But how far will you go to keep your youthful looks? According to a new trend, the answer: Rubbing newborn baby placentas on your ... Read more

Puppy vs baby is a win for dogs everywhere

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I’m so sick of babies/little kids and their egomaniacal attitudes. “Ooh look at me, I crap myself and have people clean up after me, look how cute I am as I do completely dickish things to everyone around me.” So good for the fashionably-dressed puppy in this video who sticks it to some baby who ... Read more

This baby is a rapist

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I don’t trust babies; every time I meet one and introduce myself, they rarely seem to remember me the second time I run into them. Here’s further reason why…watch this baby attempt to pull down this chick’s halter top time and time again (might be NSFW at a couple parts). Now sure, I’m interested in ... Read more

Fun with eBay

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Via XKCD comes this comic about the dangers of reckless eBaying. Read more

"Puppy kills infant": Cutest murder headline possible?

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It’s very rare that murder can be so adorable but when you have a 2-month old puppy taking out a 2-month old infant, it’s just about as cute as it could possibly be. I guess unless you’re the parents…but what are the odds they’re reading? “There can be only one, human.” For now— police believe ... Read more

Launching a baby across the room seems like a good idea

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Don’t get me wrong, I’m not much of a fan of having babies at this point in my life, but something about launching a newborn by jumping on a pillow seems like a BAAAAAAD idea. A Georgia teen is facing child cruelty charges after an online video showed a young man launching a baby several ... Read more