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Top 10 lessons that sports helps you teach to children

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com In honor of Father’s Day, here’s the top 10 things I’ve been able to pass on to my kids from my love of sports. I’d also like to extend my own thanks to my father, who took off when I was five, didn’t pay the child support, and helped put ... Read more

Top 12 ways to get a small child through an MLB game

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com Is this the year that you are going to try to take Junior or Princess (or, God help you, Junior Princess) to an MLB game? Follow these 12 simple tips to full-game happiness. 12) Starvation. You might have “We’ll eat at the game” trigger an eating disorder later in life, ... Read more

Top 12 sports figures I can’t explain to my kid

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com My eldest daughter is old enough to know that her dad is a sports blogger, which is why Daddy can’t come to her tea party, school concert or hospital sleepover, because he’s got important games to watch on the TV. But sometimes when she’s bringing me beer, I try to ... Read more