Barbie

The 6 most problematic Barbie situations in history

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I’m a guy but I think Barbie’s pretty awesome. Blond hair, doesn’t need to eat, nice boobs, she seems like a great deal. But having been around penetrating girls’ sanity for like a century, Mattel has made some missteps with the doll. Here are the big (absurd) ones. Read more

Man nabbed for drunk driving in a Barbie Power Wheels

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Drunk driving is a serious problem that really needs to be addressed across the globe, accounting for more deaths than many serious illnesses. Combating drunk driving is a difficult task, but every journey begins with one footstep. That footstep was taken today after a British man found himself being arrested and losing his license after ... Read more

Barbie furries? Really??

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I’ve mentioned here before that I don’t “get” many fetishes, not having one of my own. But if it makes people happy, more power to them. At the same time, it doesn’t make it any less creepy to see some of them in action. Like this, an Etsy.com collection of Barbie furries. Read more

Barbie’s new job for 2010: Computer engineering

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Some may argue that a post about Barbie and/or her choices of career isn’t a great for Guyism, but I would disagree; as a man, I see value in the progress of women, particularly when they’re able to do so with boobs that would cause them to topple over like they were a competitive game ... Read more

Barbie’s Web site might want to look into new ads

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It’s the season for holiday shopping, so a lot of people will probably be hitting up Barbie’s Web site for all the hottest trends in miniature plastic women with massive boobs. But when your child ends up at Barbie’s Web site, well, you probably don’t want her to see an advertisement for penile enlargement. Read more

Barbie celebrated turning 50 by allowing me to objectify women

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From Barbie’s Dream House 50th Anniversary Celebration or some sort of similar event name that has less capitalized words… Read more

Barbie is old

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I’ve gotten this video from the Tonight Show sent to me literally three times today so I guess I should post it. Barbie’s turning 50 years old this week, so that officially qualifies her as a cougar. And what better way to celebrate that than with a special toy. The whole concept of cougars kind ... Read more

Barbie's creator is a creep

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I have a thing for Barbie. She’s made out of plastic, she never says no, she may be the perfect woman. So it’s kind of disconcerting to see all the fed up things going on behind the creation of Barbie in a new book. Read more

Well hello Barbie Porn

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Barbie’s just a mess. First she does all sorts of racist and sexist stuff, now she’s getting involved in hardcore pornography? What is the world coming to?!?! (clip is SFW visually, perhaps not audibly) Bonus points for a Ken cum shot. It must have been hard for Ken to muster that up. I’d imagine he’d ... Read more

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