Bears

VIDEO: There’s a bear wearing a tutu hidden in ‘Modern Warfare 3′

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It’s like the video game equivalent of someone finding Jesus in the glass of some broken down shed in some backwater part of the south. Or something like that. Read more

VIDEO: You’re a bear that drives around the forest, ramming into other cars driven by bears

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That’s seriously the premise behind Enviro-Bear 2000, aka the best game you’ve never heard of, till now. Plus a few other delights from the world of indie gaming. Read more

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A hunter in Pennsylvania killed a bear that’s officially the heaviest one ever bagged in the state. Small problem: Townspeople loved the bear and are now really upset. And it gets even crazier from there. Read more

VIDEO: This is the sound of one bear fapping

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It’s a lazy Friday so, if you have a minute, you may want to kick your feet up and relax just like this happy bear at the zoo. He knows how to not only relax, but put on a show at the same time. Maybe mildly NSFW if your job hates bears. Read more

Bear honks horn, then steals a car

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You finally think you’ve moved into a safe neighborhood. Things have been going well, so there will be no need to lock the doors on your car — Until the bears move into the area and start trying to steal all the cars. Read more

Pole dancing bears should be an Olympic sport

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“Bears! Bears! Bears! Sharp teeth and burgandy lips. Bears! Bears! Bears! Dancing down on the Yellowstone Strip.” Read more

Bears bite the hand, and body, that feeds them

Bears are wild animals, but it’s easy to forget that when they’re being cool and allowing you to feed them. Then ironically it becomes easy to remember it when the bears are eating you alive in your backyard. Life is silly like that sometimes. Read more

This poor little bear

I’m not entirely sure why I expect better from a country with tentacle porn and women in bride costumes being crap on while they giggle, but this might be the meanest thing Japan has done. Look at this poor little bear who’s terrified of tigers being forced into a cage with them. That is so ... Read more

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Via Nedroid Comics comes this story of the loving relationship between a bear and a little girl. Read more

Bears + blond white girl never works out well

Via Dummcomics comes this comic about the interesting lives of little white blond girls and bears. Read more

A camera has been strapped to an eagle

Most people have wanted to fly (and ejaculate bulletspeed loads) like Superman. Now, one of those can be a simulated reality (not the load one). Check out what the view is from a camera strapped to a back of an eagle. I’ve always loved the idea of birds. They fly majestically and freely taking in ... Read more