Beavers

Beware the powers of the squirting beaver

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A beaver made an appearance on CBS’s Early Show this morning. It was your usual exotic animals TV segment of “Oh wow, an exotic animal! Yes, she’s actually very kind blah blah…” up until the part where correspondent Debbye Turner Bell got sprayed in the face. Read more

Beavers have no respect for anything

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I’ve come to realize that most animals are assholes. Here’s a beaver that’s no exception. Some nerve. Now I have a question that’s probably retarded. Do beavers actually eat the wood? Or do they just like gnashing their teeth on it? I can’t imagine that digesting wood is going to be enjoyable in any respect. ... Read more