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10 of the most tasteless Halloween costumes for 2011

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Halloween is just a few short days away, so if you don’t have a costume, it’s about time you got on top of it. Last year we brought you tasteless costume ideas for 2010. Well, a lot of sh*t has gone down since then, so here’s a new batch of topical costumes that you can consider sporting this year. Read more

Celebrity dirt: Leighton Meester sues her mom and more of today’s gossip

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Leighton Meester is suing her mother — mom says Leighton beat her; Amy Winehouse’s funeral; Dave Chappelle apologizes for bizarre comedy set; Jay-Z, Kanye West announce “Watch The Throne” release date; plus more celebrity gossip and video of Beyonce’s “A Spring Afternoon in Paris” 4 cover shoot. Read more

Beyonce is very photogenic, cleavagey

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I don’t know what this new photo shoot that Beyonce did is for, perhaps for her album or her new line of perfume or whatever the hell else she’s selling these days, but I do know that she looks good in the photos and that’s really all that matters, isn’t it, folks? Read more

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Hacked

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Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week… Read more

VIDEO: Filipino dude does ridiculously good Beyonce singing impression

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I admit I don’t keep up often with the comings and goings of feminine Filipino gentlemen and their impersonations, but this dude does a very capable impression of Beyonce (comparison here). Check it out. Read more

VIDEO: Troops in Afghanistan do a music video for “Telephone”

We at Guyism always support our troops; we’re indebted to the brave men and women who give up their time and, unfortunately, lives so that we can attempt to entertain you daily. So, to show our gratitude, here’s a video made by a group of soldiers stationed in Afghanistan doing a music video for the ... Read more

Baby boy gets upset over not being one of the “Single Ladies”

Back when the show existed, I bet the easiest job in the world was getting video for the show “Kids Say the Darndest Things.” Kids so regularly make complete asses of themselves, the job does itself. But still, it is pretty adorable. Check out this little baby boy and his embarrassing love of the Beyonce ... Read more

Kanye West wants to ruin Taylor Swift's life

Last night was MTV’s Video Music Awards and I had no clue because I have a penis and was watching football (and True Blood, don’t judge). But the story of the night was Kanye West storming the stage during Taylor Swift’s acceptance of the Best Female Performance award and declaring that Beyonce was a more ... Read more

AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH BEYONCE

A Beyonce Gallery {GorillaMask} NY Giants girl hottie gets job talking sports (Busted Coverage) The Top Five Vegeterian Friendly Stadiums (SbB) Man tumbles over railing at Senators game, survives (Deadspin) Jamie Peery Bahama Bikini Shoot (The Bachelor Guy) A tribute to the boob tattoo (Afrojacks) Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Model Power Rankings (Gunaxin) Dear Illuminati: ... Read more

THE 25 HOTTEST CELEBRITY BOOTIES

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AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH BEYONCE

If you aren’t familiar with the exploits of Jon Lajoie you are missing out. He was the man who came up with the incredible “Show me your genitals video”. And now, part 2 has come out. I would post it here but its so over the top, I’m afraid I would lose all decency this ... Read more