Police around the country are under fire for using pepper spray during Occupy protests (with one case even causing a woman to miscarry). But Fox News commentator Megyn Kelly says it’s an overreaction, saying that pepper spray “is a food product, essentially.” Sure!

Kelly’s faux pas ]]>

Police around the country are under fire for using pepper spray during Occupy protests (with one case even causing a woman to miscarry). But Fox News commentator Megyn Kelly says it’s an overreaction, saying that pepper spray “is a food product, essentially.” Sure!

Kelly’s faux pas stems from the fact that pepper spray is actually a lachrymatory agent, a chemically derived formula designed to irritate the eyes and cause tears, pain, and possibly temporary blindness. Not exactly the same as throwing some black pepper at someone.

Either way, Kelly’s delightful remark is now a meme courtesy of the fine folks at Reddit. Here’s our contribution:

More of our favorites of this new meme are below. You can make your own on QuickMeme.

As in, literally less then 5 seconds into the following clip, you will want to call/text/IM that buddy of yours who actually watches the network on a regular basis and furiously ask, “Seriously, how can you like this sh*t?!?!”

You just know things are gonna be bad when you hear ]]>

As in, literally less then 5 seconds into the following clip, you will want to call/text/IM that buddy of yours who actually watches the network on a regular basis and furiously ask, “Seriously, how can you like this sh*t?!?!”

You just know things are gonna be bad when you hear the Fox News goon ask if Call of Duty should get federal funding. Oy vey…

The guy who runs Irontic does his best to state the real deal with the Fox News douche, rather nervously, though the aforementioned ass-hat’s blunt, because he has no idea what the hell is going on, response of “and why” would have knocked me off my game as well.

Then you have the equally irritating conservative talk show host whom I bet has a legion of loyal, simpleton fans, but I’ll be damn if I’ve ever heard of the guy (I only listen to pro wrestling podcasts anyway). I’m betting that his “counter-argument” that ping-pong players should also get federal funding because some people consider it a form of art is something he pulls out each and every single time he’s on.

If anyone can make it past the 2:30 mark, then please tell me how it ends, cuz I seriously couldn’t stomach the ping-pong headed gentleman going on and on and on about how millions of people are out of work, which is true, but also every stupid conservative pundits go to excuse why the government should stop doing whatever the hell that doesn’t involve blowing large wads of cash to finance a meaningless war on whatever.

Christ, I am in a foul mood. Time to cheer myself up with this classic clip starring current Fox News superstar Bill O’Reilly from his days at Inside Edition trying to play Battletoads (warning: NSFW audio)…

Celebrity gossip you may have missed this week…

— 2010 has been a great year for getting sexy babes back from the douchebags with whom they were co-habitating. First it was Rachel Bilson, and now this week we got both Christina Aguilera and

— 2010 has been a great year for getting sexy babes back from the douchebags with whom they were co-habitating. First it was Rachel Bilson, and now this week we got both Christina Aguilera and Courteney Cox back. Let’s hope these ladies’ breakups provide us with similar results.

— OH SNAP… IT ALREADY HAS!

— Oh yeah, the babe David Arquette cheated on Courteney with is named Jasmine Waltz. No, really, that’s her name. And get this, she’s been topless on camera. Giggity.

— One more thing on this… It seems that David Arquette is not exactly pleased with Ms. Waltz telling everyone within earshot about how much the two of them had sex.

— Britney Spears may get her own variety show on TV. If that happens, I promise to watch it each and every week. I swear I will.

— Gavin Rossdale had sex with a dude. Gavin Rossdale… the lead singer from Bush…? Gwen Stefani’s husband…? Now, you remember.

— Jenni “J-Woww” Farley made an appearance on TNA Wrestling where she wrestled a “Snooki” lookalike in the ring. Just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get any lower…

— Speaking of TV shows, Hawaii Five-O is now the most DVR’d show in history. I wonder if it has anything to do with scenes like this?

— Jessica Alba’s craziness continues to astound. Now she says she needs a nose job.

— This will shock you. Lindsay Lohan tried to escape from rehab… to get some soda. Seriously.

— Speaking of LiLo, Kanye West… not a big fan.

— And speaking of Kanye West, Brett Favre isn’t the only guy sending naked pics of his schlong to the ladies.

— And since we’re on the subject of rappers, T.I. sure had one hell of an up and down week.

— Remember Toni Braxton? Yeah, well even if you don’t her creditors due, I mean do, since she just filed a $50 million Chapter 7 bankruptcy. Note: this is her SECOND bankruptcy filing. She sure knows how to blow through money, I’ll give her that. That’s talent right there.

— Bill O’Reilly went on The View this week. It went about as awesome as one would expect with two of the ladies actually walking off the stage.

— Taylor Momsen is still classy as ever. Some day her mouth will write a check she can’t cash and I will be there smiling.

— Shia LaBeouf, still a dickhead (with video evidence).

— And finally, in another shocker, Katherine Heigl’s neighbors also hate her (with video evidence).

This weekend’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at IGN (which last I checked was a video game site, who knew they also had hot babes) and features Leianna Kai. As IGN puts it, “Leianna goes Atari 2600 on us with some snug undies you wish your girlfriend had in her arsenal.” I think that pretty much covers it.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Rachel Bilson will now NOT be marrying Hayden Christensen. Score one for us.

>>> Bill O’Reilly called Jennifer Aniston “destructive to our society.” Apparently he has seen her movies.

>>>

>>> Rachel Bilson will now NOT be marrying Hayden Christensen. Score one for us.

>>> Bill O’Reilly called Jennifer Aniston “destructive to our society.” Apparently he has seen her movies.

>>> Miley Cyrus is thinking about getting breast implants. She is going to be so much fun in her twenties.

>>> Rihanna got a new neck tattoo. And it’s grammatically incorrect. I’m sure no one will notice though. It’s only on HER NECK.

>>> Hayden Panettiere also got another tattoo. Let’s hope she spelled hers right… this time.

>>> Apparently Jennifer Lopez is NOT going to be a new judge on American Idol, Kara DioGuardi has no idea if she’ll be back, and Mariah Carey wants to be a judge. The longer this goes on, the less I care.

>>> Speaking of American Idol, Fantasia tried to off herself. She did it by overdosing on a combination of aspirin and a sleep aid. Somehow she failed.

>>> Brooklyn Decker think she’s fat. Seriously.

>>> Mike Tyson says his Hangover cameo was for drug money. Mike Tyson does drugs? I don’t know who to believe in anymore.

>>> Paris Hilton is being sued for $35 million by Hairtech International after failing to fulfill her duties as their spokesperson. Why do I feel that the company should get nothing? I mean, they hired Paris Hilton. Hello?

>>> Mischa Barton got high on a boat. Photographers were there.

>>> Julia Roberts is a Hindu now. In case you were wondering.

>>> Remember Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita? Officially a porn star now. Hard to believe, I know.

>>> In this week’s Lindsay Lohan news, it seems that while in jail LiLo went to the medical clinic several times a day where she would watch a private TV and use the phone (allegedly). Celebrities: Not like us!

>>> In other Lindsay Lohan news, her mom… yeah, not helping.

>>> In other jailbird news, Charlie Sheen celebrated his NOT GOING TO JAIL, by partying at the Playboy Mansion. Celebrities: Even more not like us!

>>> In this week’s Mel Gibson news, his father thinks the Pope is a homosexual. Mel is really just a chip off the ole block I now see.

>>> And finally, it seems that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush had a drunken fight a while back. It was so intense that bodyguards had to tear them apart from each other. Gimme $50 on Kim if it happens again.

This week’s video relates to one of the greatest posts I have ever done, Melissa Satta’s photos for Maxim Italy. It’s backstage video of the shoot and I guarantee it will get your juices flowing. That may have been a poor choice of words. Enjoy!

There are usually two funny things about subtle racism…a person either realizing their error and trying to cover it up or, in the case of Bill O’Reilly in this video, powering through as though he said nothing wrong to Columbia professor Marc Lamont Hill as he said he “kind of ]]>

There are usually two funny things about subtle racism…a person either realizing their error and trying to cover it up or, in the case of Bill O’Reilly in this video, powering through as though he said nothing wrong to Columbia professor Marc Lamont Hill as he said he “kind of look[s] like” a cocaine dealer.

Well, in Bill O’Reilly’s defense, cocaine dealers are known for their crisp suits, well-spoken viewpoints, and that they’re usually the only black men around him. So, he’s not entirely incorrect.

Ideally, this video would have ended like the last media appearance I can recall of a black cocaine dealer, with Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck facing opposite directions, pressed up against one another with a plastic cylindrical object in between them while a table of men throw money at them and yell “ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!” Now that’s a no spin zone.

You don’t have to be staunchly anti-Weiner, but I expect a professional “journalist” to be able to get through a segment without laughing at a term that only 7-year-olds find funny.

Come on, Glenn. If the name was “Cockgobbler the Impaler,” I could somewhat understand this type of behavior ]]>

You don’t have to be staunchly anti-Weiner, but I expect a professional “journalist” to be able to get through a segment without laughing at a term that only 7-year-olds find funny.

Come on, Glenn. If the name was “Cockgobbler the Impaler,” I could somewhat understand this type of behavior from a news reporter. But it wasn’t. Beck is laughing at the name of Congressman Anthony Weiner and I kind of feel like a guy that’s so profoundly deep that he breaks into tears every ten minutes should be a little more professional about laughing hysterically on-air when someone says Weiner’s name. Of course most respectable television hosts also don’t eat their lunch on the freaking air! Really? “Weiner” jokes while Glenn eats a hotdog? How could someone pitch that in a meeting without Bill O’Reilly beating them to death with his Armani loafer? Maybe it’s because Bill doesn’t expect his colleagues to find 4th grade humor all that amusing. He’s perfectly comfortable talking about “Wiener politics.” That’s why he’s a pro and Beck is becoming a joke. Beck should be mature enough to suppress his laughter when a couple of “Weiner’s” get thrown around during a segment. You’re erecting a terribly juvenile “Weiner” stance for Fox News. So please stop tripping over ever Weiner you see on the teleprompter, Mr. Beck. Anderson Cooper doesn‘t seem to have these problems… but maybe he’s just used to seeing a lot more “Weiner’s” than you.

via LiveLeak

By now you have probably heard all about Christian Bale and his epic meltdown. But when compared to Bill O’Reilly and his own meltdown, does it really stand up? You make the call!!

Remember the other day when a video of Papa Bear Bill O’Reilly going apecrap back when he worked for Inside Edition surfaced? Well, it just got taken up a notch.

H/T: Mac G’s World | Hugging Harold Reynolds