12) When you are in a restaurant together, you order things they want you to have, or they want to have but can’t bring themselves to order

11) You devote thought to the status of your toilet seat

10) You look both ways before passing gas

9) The mother and father like you, since you are so damned cute and harmless

8) When you say you need to stay at work late, you stay at work late

7) You have secret e-mail addresses, Facebook accounts and computers

6) You get an allowance

5) When you are together, they drive, work the remote and tells you when you’ve had enough

4) You refer to your time with your friends as “bonding”

3) You’ve been to an Ikea for something more than disposable student furniture

2) Someone forwarded this to you, and

1) It made you angry