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VIDEO: Children horrified as horse craps live on Brazilian kids’ show

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Do you enjoy terrified Brazilian children as much as I do? Then this clip of a horse taking a dump live on a Brazilian kids’ show while the kids look on in abject horror may be of interest. Read more

VIDEO: China-Brazil basketbrawl

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What started out as an exhibition for China and Brazil escalated into something akin to the Palace Brawl. Read more

VIDEO: Thirteen-year-old plays an electric bass like no one else

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Talented kids piss me off because it’s like, hey, I’ve been on Earth twice as long as you, I should conceivably be better than you at everything. Unfortunately, this little Brazilian kid didn’t get that message as he rocks out hard on an electric bass in extremely impressive ways. Read more

World Cup shocker: Netherlands defeat Brazil 2-1

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After taking an early 1-0 lead, the Brazil defense completely fell apart in the second half and lost to the Netherlands 2-1. Brazil came into this World Cup as heavy favorites having been ranked #1 by FIFA for quite some time. Read more

VIDEO: Ivory Coast player fakes head injury

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The theatrics were in full Oscar mode during the Ivory Coast-Brazil game yesterday . Late in the match, seemingly every foul resulted in someone rolling around on the ground for several minutes only to miraculously return a few moments later. Read more

VIDEO: Brazilian baby samba dances better than everyone

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This video is a real Chris Hansen special but I’m amazed at how this baby literally has more rhythm in his diaper than I have in my..well, my diaper. This is a Brazilian baby samba dancing. Read more

The ultimate guide to the sexy fans of the World Cup nations

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The World Cup is more than just a celebration of international soccer. It’s a celebration of scantily clad hot women draped in the flags of their respective countries. So to prepare you for endless round the clock soccer action in South Africa, here’s a look at some of the sexiest fans of every single World ... Read more

VIDEO: Brazilian Butt Fighting seems like fun for all ages

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People always say we can learn a lot from other cultures. I’ve always thought that was true, but it never really hit home until I saw this video called “Surra de Bunda” or “Butt Fighting.” It’s a hot new Brazilian dance that involves a woman with a grand rear smashing it into your face repeatedly. ... Read more

Men should not be getting breast implants

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Please let this video be a public service announcement; just because you CAN GET plastic surgery does not mean it’s a good idea. For an example, look no further than this Brazilian gentleman who has given himself breast, shoulder, and trapezius implants then decided to upload a video of himself dancing around to YouTube. Read more

Models are clumsy

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Some Brazilian fashion show was going well as chicks with big asses and boobs paraded around in clothes entirely too small for said body parts. But tragedy struck as some model proved ineffective at the art of walking. You have never seen a group of minimum wage stagehands come up to assist a woman faster ... Read more