Brian Austin Green

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Brian Austin Green

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Brian Austin Green says everything’s going great with fiancée Megan Fox.

“We’re solid,” Green, 34, says in the new issue of TV Guide. “We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names.”

Biggest… dork… ever… and

Megan Fox gets Mexican with her 90210-friend

Brian Austin Green

Megan Fox gets Mexican with her 90210-friend

Megan Fox is comforting her boyfriend at a Mexican restaurant because he just realized that he is Brian Austin Green, the asshole from 90210 and he can’t quite figure out how he landed such a young hot piece of ass being Brian Austin Green, since it’s not 1995 anymore, and either can we...