Levi Johnston slipped one past the undeniably dominant goalie that is Bristol Palin’s cervix. And now, he’s struck again: TMZ reports that Johnston knocked up 20-year-old Sunny Oglesby.

Oglesby hails from the same town of Wasilla, Alaska that the Palin clan and Johnston both hail from.

According to TMZ, the 21-year-old Johnston has been pretty much barred from seeing the son he had out of wedlock with Bristol Palin, Tripp.

Sources close to Johnston say he’s “so excited” about having another child. Johnston and Oglesby have been dating for about one year.

In related news, when you say the term “pulling out” in the town of Wasilla, everyone in town looks like this:

Teen Bride Courtney Stodden Talks Wedding Night: “I Was Aroused for 24 Hours Straight” (Video)
“We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience.”

Minka Kelly: I Turned Down Free Plastic Surgery
“She said that she could get me a job at this doctor’s office in return for plastic surgery which I would need to be a Playboy Playmate.”

Kim Kardashian — Sex Tape Deal Goes Limp
“We were offered $20 million for the Kim tape but have decided that we are going to hang on to it … for now.”

Jennifer Aniston Spends $450,000 on Painting
“Jennifer Aniston was the winning buyer at Christie’s glitzy ‘Artists for Haiti’ auction in NYC…”

Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins Split 1 Week Before Abduction Premiere
“At the Abduction party, it was awkward. They barely said a word to one another.”

Kim Delaney Escorted Off Stage After Incoherent Speech in Philadelphia (Video)
“The actress, 49, fidgeted at the podium as she told crowd members how she ‘served in active military duty family for five years’”.

Bristol Palin Faces Off with Angry Bar Patron; Calls Him “a Homosexual” (Video)
“Is it because you’re a homosexual and that’s why you hate her?”

Levi Johnston Claims Sarah Palin Had a “Cougar Crush” on Him
“Even growing up my friends would always say that [Palin would flirt with me], it seems kind of weird.”

Sarah Palin Offered $1 Million to Take Lie Detector Test
“…adult website AshleyMadison.com has offered the Palins $1 million to prove their innocence.”

Alex Rodriguez on Split with Cameron Diaz: “We’ll Always Be Friends”
“I have a lot of love for Cameron.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The new red band trailer for the upcoming movie The Thing.

Minka Kelly Explodes After Getting Groped on Charlie’s Angels Set
“The staffer came up behind the 31-year-old actress and slapped her across the rear end while holding a $100 bill in his hand…”

Jen Aniston’s Team “Went Ballistic” After Brad Pitt Insult
“She thought it was rude and inappropriate.”

Robert Pattinson is Recording an Album
“The album Rob will make will be guitar-based and drums, very organic-sounding, nothing pop…”

Kardashian Sisters Slam Elisabetta Canalis’ Dancing With the Stars Performance
“Shows are rigged all the time.”

Brad Pitt: Angelina & I Not Marrying Until Gays Can
“The kids are putting on the heat. They really are. They are putting on the heat.”

Mel Gibson Accused of Pastry Meltdown
Mel Gibson allegedly tried to run over a man outside a Costa Rican bakery…”

Cheryl Cole Launches Shoe Collection
“Cole’s limited-edition footwear collection is due to hit stores in December…”

Levi Johnston Tells Dr. Phil Bristol Palin Lied About How She Lost Virginity
“Obviously she’s not using the date rape thing, but it’s horrifying for someone you date for four years to say that.”

Rosie O’Donnell Has a New Girlfriend
“They are adorable together and are very, very happy.”

Gayle King Sued by Matchmatcher for Not Delivering Oprah
“Orly alleges she spent hundreds of hours hooking Gayle up with 5 men — all fabulous.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of a sexy photo shoot with singer Shvona Lavette.

Megan Fox: Why I’m Waiting to Have Kids
“The primary reason she and Green have waited to start a family, Fox says, is because they want to be financially stable.”

Amy Winehouse’s Dad Says Singer Died From Seizure
“…there were traces of the prescription drug Librium, which is commonly used to relieve anxiety and control agitation caused by alcohol withdrawal…”

Levi Johnston: Bristol Palin Told Me, “Let’s Get Pregnant”
“Bristol Palin felt so slighted by Sarah Palin’s 2007 pregnancy, she wanted to one-up her famous mom with a bun in the oven of her own…”

Dina Lohan Not Concerned with Daughter Ali’s Sudden Weight Loss
“Dina is adamant though that Ali is just going through a very big growth spurt…”

Material Girl Forces Volunteers to Look Away at TIFF
“…eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film.”

Reese Witherspoon’s Black Eye — The First Pic Of Her Injury
“…Reese Witherspoon looked in good spirits despite sporting a black eye and bruises as she headed to a birthday party…”

Kate Gosselin: I’m Sure You Will See My Kids on TV Again
“I feel sad for my kids because of all of the opportunities that they’re now questioning what’s gonna happen.”

Bam Margera — Detained By Cops After Taxi Cab Punch-Out
“According the him, the cabbie started the whole thing by calling his lady friend a ‘slut.’”

Point Break is Getting a Remake. Officially, This Time
“The new version will be set in the world of international extreme sports and also involve an FBI agent infiltrating a criminal ring.”

Hannibal Lecter is Getting His Own TV Show
“…the show will ‘center on Lecter’s early days, namely his time going head-to-head with FBI agent Will Graham.’”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The first trailer from Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1.

Charlie Sheen single — Officially goddess-less
“Natalie Kenly moved out last week…”

Charlie Sheen’s Two and a Half Men character will be killed off
“One situation involves the character driving his car off a cliff.”

Shia LaBeouf admits that he hooked up with Megan Fox
“Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them.”

Jersey Shore cast is “Irreplaceable,” says Pauly D
“I don’t think they could replace us. They’d just be people trying to be like us, anyway.”

Young Jeezy sued over concert flake-out
“Paid 4 claims they went so far as getting a private jet to make it easy on Jeezy … but he didn’t make the flight.”

Bristol Palin: Levi Johnston did not rape me
“…but still stands by the statement she makes in her new book … that her 21-year-old baby daddy ‘stole’ her virginity when she was just 15.”

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley says Transformers will be first 3-D movie she’s seen
“Michael Bay insisted that his first foray into the three-dimensional medium be as authentic and technologically advanced as possible.”

Michael Jackson’s iconic “Thriller” jacket sells for $1.8M
“The red and black leather jacket was purchased … by Milton Verret, a commodities trader from Austin, Texas…”

Neil Patrick Harris announces engagement to David Burtka
“David and I did propose to each other, but over five years ago!”

Singer Thalia, Tommy Mottola welcome son
“The superstar singer, 39, gave birth to their baby boy, who weighed 7 pounds, 14 ounces, in NYC on Saturday…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Eminem’s new music video for his song “Space Bound.”

Gary Coleman still has not been buried
“Gary’s manager says that the burial money is tied up between his parents and his widow.”

Charlie Sheen’s ex-Goddess Bree Olson — It’s Playboy time
“So far, no word on when the spread is set to hit the shelves.”

Leonardo DiCaprio & Bar Refaeli split
“They [also] split in 2009, but were back together the following year.”

Bristol Palin: Why I changed my face
“Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons.”

Kobe Bryant named in lawsuit
“A sports memorabilia company is suing a competitor over its use of L.A. Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant’s image.”

Controversial Princess Diana film showing her last moments set to debut at Cannes
“…the royal family and other British officials have conspired in an elaborate cover-up.”

Lindsay Lohan sentenced to 3 years probation & psychological counseling
“This is a separate issue than the sentence Lohan received for violating the terms of her DUI probation.”

Will Smith’s 53-foot trailer angering SoHo residents as he films MIB 3
“Clocking in at 1,150 square feet, the titanic trailer is larger than most two-bedroom, two-bathroom apartments in the city.”

Madonna’s brother not sure about Lourdes’ new song & career move
“To tell you the truth I don’t know if Lourdes is a good singer or performer…”

Prince bans Whitney Houston from his concerts
“Whitney attended several Prince concerts in the last few weeks and appeared to be ‘intoxicated’ at each show.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Taylor Swift’s new music video for her song Mean.

Man caught trying to sell Michael Jackson’s chest X-rays for $3K
“The X-rays were taken when the King of Pop was suffering from pneumonia on March 26, 2007.”

Lawyer in Michael Jackson trial says singer killed himself over finances
“The crux of the defense is going to be that Michael Jackson engaged in a desperate act and took desperate measures that caused his death.”

LeAnn Rimes fires back at reports claiming she is too thin
“To those who have to turn to other’s lives and judge with no real knowledge of how anyone lives, you can you know what!”

Wonderbra billboard voted best poster ad of all time
“In second place was Saatchi & Saatchi’s ‘Labour Isn’t Working’ poster for the Conservative Party from the 1970s.”

Bristol Palin earns $262,000 as abstinence ambassador
“The figures behind Bristol’s massive paycheck came from a Candie’s Foundation tax form from 2009.”

Miley Cyrus is back with Liam Hemsworth
“The couple were together for over a year until they called it quits in August last year.”

Alec Baldwin says 30 Rock is ending next season
“Our contracts are expired [in 2012], and Tina [Fey] is gonna have a big career directing films and writing.”

Motley Crue’s Vince Neil charged with domestic violence
“Complicating things a lot more — Neil is on probation for his DUI conviction last year.”

Madonna slams “wild and totally false” Malawi school rumors
“Neither Madonna nor Raising Malawi is being investigated by the FBI or the IRS.”

Natalie Portman’s dad wrote a book
“Misconception, the self-published debut novel by Long Island fertility specialist Dr. Avner Hershlag, [is] now making the rounds of major houses.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Rihanna behind-the-scenes for her Rolling Stone cover shoot.