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Celebrity dirt: Lady Gaga named World’s Most Powerful Celebrity plus more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Thu, 19 May 2011 15:30:12 +0000

Lady Gaga beats Oprah as World’s Most Powerful Celebrity
“Lady Gaga tops our power list not just because of her $90 million in earnings, but also because of her 32 million Facebook fans and 10 million Twitter followers.”

Sugar Ray Leonard: ‘I Was Sexually Abused As A Child’
“I do know that I was in a lot of pain as I chased my dream of winning the gold.”

Maria Shriver & the mistress both carrying Arnold’s baby at same time
“It sounds like the plot of a bad Hollywood comedy.”

Gwyneth Paltrow recommends fans get $18,000 worth of Spring clothes
“The svelte star … calls her sartorial picks ‘great pieces which are versatile enough to wear to the office and during your summer leisure time.’”

Danielle Staub stops stripping, seeks psychological help
“For years I have had the suicide hotline on my cell phone and would like nothing more than to free myself from this constant pressure.”

Kanye West is not dating Kate Upton
“Kate went on her twitter not once but twice to clear things up.”

Olivia Wilde and Salman Rushdie have a friendly dinner
“Rushdie has been linked to a laundry list of long-legged lovelies.”

Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel gets own reality show
The reality show will focus on Uchitel embarking her new career as a private investigator.”

Kirk Cameron — Stephen Hawking is wrong!
“Why should anyone believe Mr. Hawking’s writings if he cannot provide evidence for his unscientific belief that out of nothing, everything came?”

Lauren Conrad, Brody Jenner banned from Kristin Cavallari’s wedding
“The Laguna Beach bred beauty plans to tie the knot with fiance, Jay Cutler, next spring but is already axing former BFs and BFFs from her guest list.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Beyonce’s official music video for her new single “Run the World (Girls).”

PMOY Jayde Nicole mounts Brody Jenner on the beach

Douglas Charles — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:30:00 +0000

This Brody Jenner douche sure has got it made. Seriously, if you were lucky enough to be dating the Playmate of the Year like Brody is with Jayde Nicole here, and she liked you enough to hop on top of you while wearing a bikini on a public beach, wouldn’t you drop to one knee right then and there to lock her up for good?

Isn’t it amazing that guys who were really into drama in high school are now some of the guys getting all this hot trim? And to think, back them I thought drama was for pussies. Boy, did I have it wrong. Drama was for getting pussy.

More Jayde Nicole goodness here and some NSFW-ness here.

Brody Jenner’s mom is in a bikini

Douglas Charles — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:00:00 +0000

Brody Jenner has a mother and she’s got a fin’ tight body. I am not sure if it’s a side-effect of the Valium popping and an addiction to cocaine like most classy chicks, but I like to think she’s just natural beauty with a rock solid face that cares about her health enough to schedule four-hour workout sessions with her 20-something personal trainer who she’s f’ing and by personal trainer, I mean plastic surgeon. TAKE A LOOKSEE HERE…