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Celebrity dirt: Indiana State Fair to hold memorial after stage collapse plus more of today’s news

Douglas Charles — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:00:20 +0000

Indiana State Fair to re-open Monday with memorial ceremony
“More than 40 people were hospitalized after the disaster, authorities said.”

Brooke Hogan on nude photo backlash: Stop picking on me!
“I’m SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship.”

Mike Myers signs on for Austin Powers 4
“It’s unclear if director Jay Roach wil return for the fourth installment, or what the plot with revolve around.”

Jessica Alba gives birth to daughter Haven Garner
“She was born on Saturday, weighed 7 lbs and was 19 inches long. Healthy and happy!”

Rights bought to Stephen King’s time travel novel about the JFK assassination. Wait, what?
“The tome, all 1000-pages of it, is set to hit stores in November and centers on an English teacher who goes through a time portal in an effort to stop the Kennedy assassination.”

Kristen Stewart is “gorgeous,” other Snow White director says
“For his Snow White, Tarsem cast … Lily Collins, looping her into a production that has already kicked off and which will hit theaters months ahead of Stewart’s in 2012.”

Emma Watson “perfect” for Beauty and the Beast
“Instead of a modernized take like this year’s ‘Beastly,’ consider del Toro’s movie to be a classic retelling of the tale as old as time.”

Rose McGowan raised by drag queens: “I’d be stoked to do a lesbian love scene”
“Homosexuality is comfortable for McGowan, who says she was raised by drag queens after she ran away from home at the age of 13.”

Brooke Burke and David Charvet wed
“After a five-year engagement, two kids together and a hot and steamy relationship, Brooke Burke and David Charvet have officially tied the knot.”

50 Cent and Goldie Hawn have a lunch date
“Lunch was especially sweet today cause I met 50 Cent. His smile lit up the room.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Kevin Nash returns to WWE at SummerSlam and attacks champion CM Punk, costing him the title.

Brooke Hogan in a bikini signifies winter is coming

Douglas Charles — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 12:00:23 +0000

Eaaasy, big fella!

Well, it’s officially not summer anymore. The bikini pics are drying up and we’re left to having to settle for things like Brooke Hogan in a bikini on the beach in Miami. Sorry. I have to hand it to Brooke though, knowing that hardly any hot celebrity babes are going to be beaching it up this time of year makes her breaking out her oversized bikini perfect for getting her a little attention. If this was the middle of summer I’d have totally ignored her and posted pics of some other hottie in a bikini. Our loss = her gain.

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Zooey Deschanel was a bad girl

Douglas Charles — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 14:00:56 +0000

Celebrity gossip items that you may have missed this week…

— Zooey Deschanel sent a raunchy, naked video of herself to her boyfriend… in 1998. They are just now hitting the Internet. And people say news travels faster because of the Internet. Pfffftt…

— Demi Lovato checked into a rehab center, but not the kind that Lindsay Lohan is in. This one is for her to get help for “emotional and physical issues.” Uh oh, “physical” issues? Anyone care to guess what that’s code for?

— Demi Lovato’s emotional issues may have had something to do with Ashley Greene now currently doinking her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas. Or not.

— Speaking of Lindsay Lohan and rehab, she might not be on the hook for her medical bills as previously thought. All she has to do is serve as a “marketing consultant” for a Web site. A Web site that you can’t view at work unless you happen to work at a strip club.

— Bret Michaels had sex with Miley Cyrus’ mom, Tish. Or not.

— Charlie Sheen filed for divorce from his third wife Brooke Mueller. Or as I like to call it, firing a pre-emptive strike.

— The “true story” behind Conan O’Brien’s move to TBS (as told by Andy Richter).

— Keith Olbermann was suspended indefinitely by MSNBC. Sadly it was not just for him being a complete and utter douchebag.

— David Cassidy was arrested for DUI. You remember David Cassidy, right? You know, Katie Cassidy’s dad?

— Heidi Montag is researching stripping. Presumably for her next career move.

— Oh yeah, that whole “divorce” thing that Heidi and Spencer Pratt went through? Yeah, that was fake. They also claim to have filed for bankruptcy. I hope that’s not fake too.

— Kim Kardashian recorded a single. No, really, she did. It’s horrible so I know it was her.

— Justin Bieber wants his own private jet. Of course he does.

— Speaking of people with wayyyy too much money…

— And finally, Hulk Hogan whipped his dick out in front of his daughter Brooke for a video game commercial. Maybe he just thought he was Keith Richards or something.

This weekend’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at FHM who were kind enough to shoot a video of one of my favorite British babes in lingerie, Kara Tointon, who also happens to be their cover girl this month. Giggity…

See more of Kara Tointon and other cover girls at FHM.com.

Brooke Hogan in a bikini, as it should be

Douglas Charles — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 13:30:27 +0000

That's right... keep reachin' for the stars, Brooke...

I don’t know what Brooke Hogan is doing with all her free time now, but it appears that she knows that her days as a celeb may be numbered since she decided to do some of those fake, look-at-me these aren’t staged at all bikini pics. I have stated in the past that if Brooke ever appears in public it should only be in a bikini, because really what else is she good for? Glad to see she has taken my advice to heart.

Hulk Hogan suing cereal for using his likeness in a commercial

A. Isaac — Fri, 28 May 2010 16:56:11 +0000

Hulk Hogan’s alimony payments must be much worse than anyone thought because he’s now suing a cereal company for using his likeness in a commercial.

The commercial features Bam-Bam of the Flintstones fighting a wrestler named “Hulk Boulder”. Bam-Bam won when referee Earl Hebner got distracted by Fred and Barney.

In fairness to the Hulk, that is most definitely a depiction of him. I don’t recall any roided-up wrestlers in the last 30 years with a blond Fu-Manchu. Although, I should admit, I wasn’t privy to the dark era of the WCW in the mid-90s so I guess I could be wrong.

The complaint goes on to mention Hulk’s vast popularity, including his appearance on the cover of Sports Illustrated and having his own Saturday morning cartoon.

For her part, Pebbles Flintstone was not named in the lawsuit. Seems a bit odd considering she bears a striking resemblance to the Hulk’s daughter, Brooke Hogan. And by that I mean, both have a propensity to be half-clothed.

Hulk Hogan trying to bodyslam ‘Hulk’ cereal commercial (video) {The Hollywood Reporter}

Brooke Hogan steps it up a notch with a thong bikini

Douglas Charles — Thu, 20 May 2010 15:00:45 +0000

Brooke Hogan is giving it her all to quell the haters out there by dropping a little thong action on us. You know the haters, the ones who come out of the woodwork every time I do a post on her saying that she’s unattractive, manly, looks like her dad… those haters. I, for one, will not be participating in the hate. I prefer to encourage young ladies like Brooke to keep giving it their all. In fact, I think Brooke needs to go one step further and give Hugh Hefner a call. Lord knows she’s at least as famous and/or attractive as Kelly Bensimon.

Brooke Hogan also in Miami, also owns a tiny bikini top

Douglas Charles — Tue, 04 May 2010 15:00:07 +0000

JWoww isn’t the only one busting out in Miami these days. Now before I get into this, I know many of you don’t have much nice to say about Brooke Hogan, but I thought that perhaps these recent photos of her in a bikini might still be worth your time. Don’t say no until you’ve looked. Okay, now that you’ve looked you can commence with the usual tranny jokes. I am not going to do anything like that because Brooke was doing this as a part of some charity called Street Surf which teaches inner city kids to surf. And we all know how important it is for poor inner city kids to be able to do that. She’s a real giver that Brooke.

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1988

Douglas Charles — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:00:45 +0000

For the next several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

Today we take focus on the the ladies born in 1988. This year they’ll be legal at the tavern.
(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1988 – - – - – - – -

Brooke Hogan (American singer) – – – – – – – – – - Rihanna (Barbadian singer)

Chelsea Staub (American actress, singer) – – – – – – – – – - Vanessa Hudgens (American actress, singer)

Julianne Hough (American dancer, singer) – – – – – – – – – - Candice Swanepoel (South African model)

Katrina Bowden (American actress) – – – – – – – – – - Brenda Song (American actress)

Jessica Lowndes (Canadian actress) – – – – – – – – – - Lacey Schwimmer (American dancer)

Emma Stone (American actress) – – – – – – – – – - Ria Antoniou (Greek model)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

Brooke Hogan turned 21, looks 41

Douglas Charles — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Continuing the weirdness that is the relationship between Hulk Hogan, Brooke Hogan, and Hulk’s girlfriend/daughter doppleganger, Jennifer McDaniel, the three of them recently spent Brooke’s ~~41st~~ 21st birthday at the Caesars Palace Resort Casino and allowed the paparazzi to take more pictures that have me wondering just what is going on in the ole Hulkster’s little ‘riod-addled brain… I don’t think you could pay me enough money to date Brooke Hogan.

More Brooke Hogan stuff here and here.

Brooke Hogan and her rack are still messing with my mind/pants

Douglas Charles — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000

Since around 60% of you find Ginormica sexy (why yes, I did see Monsters vs. Aliens recently), I figured you would want to see these pictures of Brooke Hogan on the beach in a bikini shooting a music video. I still haven’t figured out whether I should be turned on by her or not, but anytime a woman with giant fake boobies puts on a bikini and lets someone take pictures I guess I have to look. It’s like a massive car crash in a way…

More Brooke Hogan stuff here and here.

Brooke Hogan working the pole frightens me a little

Douglas Charles — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:30:00 +0000

I don’t know about you but when I go to the strip clubs I am usually not looking for the girl built like a linebacker with the giant fake tits to head up on stage and hit the pole, so it is with great trepidation that I show you these pics of Brooke Hogan working on her next career on stage at something called the Calle Ocho Festival in Miami. Oh, yeah, did I mention, her dad was in the audience? Ewww…

More Brooke Hogan stuff here and here, freak…

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Douglas Charles — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:00:00 +0000

Hmmm… this is like the third or fourth time Brooke Hogan has made this page… I wonder why?

H/T: Banned in Hollywood

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Douglas Charles — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 16:00:00 +0000

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Douglas Charles — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:00:00 +0000

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Brooke Hogan is still being smart

Douglas Charles — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:00:00 +0000

A few weeks ago I made a friendly suggestion to Brooke Hogan. I told her that if she ever goes out in public she should do it wearing only a bikini. It is the only way she should ever go out. It helps reduce any confusion with regard to her mannishness. Anyway, I am glad to report that she is still following my advice.

Keep up the good work, Brooke, and be sure to tell your dad Happy 55th Birthday for us!

Brooke Hogan is taking my advice

Douglas Charles — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:00:00 +0000

Nice to see that just a day after instructing Brooke Hogan that she should never go out in public in anything other than a bikini, we have more pictures of her out… in a bikini.

What’s she drinking in that picture below, Sake? Is she 21? Investigation!! By someone else!!

Brooke Hogan should always wear a bikini

Douglas Charles — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:30:00 +0000

I have mentioned in the past about how I can’t make up my mind about the hotness status of Brooke Hogan. You see, the problem is, that when she is in a bikini, I am somewhat mesmerized. It’s the rest of the time that makes me uneasy. So my advice to her, is no matter where she goes, always wear a bikini. Oh, and that thing about posing for Playboy? That would really be helpful for me in assessing your hotness qualifications, mm-kay?

By the way, Brooke, the first picture below… that’s not helping me out any.

Brooke Hogan is messing with my mind, pants

Douglas Charles — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:30:00 +0000

A few months ago I asked you, my dear reader, to vote and tell me whether Brooke Hogan is hot or not. A majority of you have said yes, but there are still days when I think she looks more like her dad without a mustache and bald spot than a sexy chick. Then there are days like today… Head ‘em up and move ‘em out! Sorry, it just seemed an appropriate thing to say for some reason.

And yes, that is the Hulkster’s new lady friend/daughter doppleganger, Jennifer McDaniel, adjusting her rack and hanging out with Brooke.

Brooke Hogan is the normal Hogan

Douglas Charles — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:00:00 +0000

With her dad dating her doppleganger, her mom dating a guy younger than her, and her brother in jail for doing this, Brooke Hogan is suddenly the most normal Hogan in the family. So it makes perfect sense and timing for her to pose provocatively for Maxim magazine.

Why isn’t she a WWE Diva by now? Oh yeah, because then Vince McMahon would have to deal with Hulk again.

Interlude: Reunited

Douglas Charles — Tue, 27 May 2008 16:15:00 +0000

NFL: Simpson and Romo reunite in Texas for Memorial Day Weekend
TENNIS: Harkleroad to be in Playboy magazine (See Ashley here.)
INDYCAR: Man found dead in RV near Indy 500 track
MLB: Former MLB pitcher Gonzalez killed by lightning
MLB: Hall of Famer Cepeda fined $100 in drug case
NBA: Kobe’s beef over “Dirty” affair allegations
NBA: New e-mails bared in Sonics’ co-owner deposition
NBA: Son’s arrest no big deal to Yannick Noah
GOLF: NCAA probe of ex-golf coach targets betting
CELEB: Brooke Hogan involved in minor car accident

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