Burger King

The 10 most annoying modern commercial spokespeople

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Our DVRs are amazing. They have given us the power to watch what we want when we want. More importantly, they have allowed us to skip over every single annoying commercial break. But every now and then, we find ourselves having to watch a show or a game in real time. And that’s why no ... Read more

Burger King unleashes the massive NY Pizza Burger on society

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With the KFC Double Down getting all that attention (and sales success), we were bound to get more garish imitators with more calories than our wildest imaginations. And this is the latest heir to the fattiest food item throne…the NY Pizza Burger, a new Burger King sandwich which features four Whoppers and a bevy of ... Read more

Burger King employee disarms and shoots would-be robber

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Reminder to any would-be robbers out there: If you’re trying to get some quick sheckles, avoid hitting the local Burger King or you may end up like 22 year-old Jason Robinson. Robinson tried to rob a Burger King in Arkansas when the employee behind the counter grabbed his gun during a brief lapse in focus ... Read more

VIDEO: Your favorite fast food icons get high and go to a strip club

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The song is fairly catchy as far as modern disco/techno goes, but the real selling point of this music video for the song “Rad Anthem” by the band Rad Omen is the inclusion of several fast food icons. Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, The King, Jack in the Box, Wendy, and more make an appearance in ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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Carl’s Jr and Burger King have been employing some eye candy for their ads for years now, but it’s recently coming under fire since Kim Kardashian has begun appearing on Web cam (what?) for Carl’s Jr. and Burger King’s UK ads have a British woman in a bikini in a shower hawking their foods. So ... Read more

Burger King is so healthy

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I ate a Whopper from Burger King yesterday for the first time in a while. It was definitely delicious. Up until the part in which I felt like my stomach was full of sludge the rest of the day. And the cold sweats. And the syphilis, which may or may not be unrelated. Anyway, they’re ... Read more

Burger King is asking for human sacrifice

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I don’t ever eat Burger King but I sure love their ad campaigns. Their newest one asks you to install a Facebook app that asks you to “sacrifice” ten friends to get a free Whopper. Read more

Wow, Burger King is f'd up

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I just came across this first image on Buzzfeed of an onion about to get a rectal exam at the airport from a pickle and thought, “Holy crap, this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen (and eerily similar to all of my fantasies).” Then, after some more digging, I found a few more. ... Read more

The five most unsettling moments in the life of the Burger King

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By now you know about the common conception that the Burger King (you know, the dude with the plastic face and tunic) is evil. Well, good news, he’s unleashing his spawn upon the Earth in a new campaign launching next week. Read more