Burritos

Oklahoma woman has sex with teenager, sends love note in burrito while out on bail

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Note to self: When having illicit and illegal sex with a teenager, avoid sending a love note in a Mexican food dish. If we learn one lesson from the arrest of Oklahoma mom Amy Blose, that’d be it. Read more

VIDEO: A fight outside a Blockheads restaurant in NYC

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There aren’t a whole lot of things you can enjoy more than a fight between regular people caught on camera. It’s unclear what happened to start the altercation at a Blockheads restaurant in NYC, but it looks a little like a racial thing. Or a burrito thing. Still, worth the watch. Read more

Apparently, a burrito constitutes a deadly weapon

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I had always assumed that to commit “assault with a deadly weapon” that an actual deadly weapon had to be involved. But it turns out that that it isn’t just knives and guns and lemurs that can get you in trouble, such as this teenager who got charged with felony assault for throwing a burrito. Read more