California

Quote of the Day

California

Quote of the Day

It’s all fun and games with your all-woman pool party until a police officer comes. And takes off his clothes. And jumps naked into your pool. And hits on everyone.

Quote of the Day

California

Quote of the Day

When I think of Guyism's readers, a spotless kitchen isn't necessarily one of the things that comes to mind. But this study from California guessing that a significant amount of people's kitchens wouldn't pass a health inspection is pretty interesting. And gross.

Quote of the Day

California

Quote of the Day

There are so many things that divide us as a nation, be it sexual preference or religion or ethnicity. But leave it to President Obama to bring us all together. Oh, not due to his presidency, but rather, the traffic jam his appearance at a fundraiser made in Los Angeles.

Man arrested for ejaculating into female co-worker’s water bottles

California

Man arrested for ejaculating into female co-worker’s water bottles

There are some crimes I really struggle to wrap my head around and, fortunately, this is one of them: An Orange County man is accused of ejaculating into a female co-worker's water bottle. On two different occasions. I was wondering why my water tasted of bleach and shame.

Woman claims her nude photos were exposed by outsourced Dell worker

California

Woman claims her nude photos were exposed by outsourced Dell worker

Nude photos are pretty big trend so it should come as no shock that many people have ones floating around out there. This is the story of Tara Fitzgerald, a Sacramento mom who, upon realizing she couldn't find her nude photos she took for a boyfriend, sought the help of Dell's technicians. And that

Couple arrested for trying to sell baby at Walmart

California

Couple arrested for trying to sell baby at Walmart

A couple in California faces child endangerment charges for allegedly trying to sell their 6-month-old baby outside a Walmart store. Their entrepreneurial spirit is endearing.