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Criminal steals sex doll from Calgary adult shop

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Criminal steals sex doll from Calgary adult shop

No, this isn’t a teaser from “Ocean’s 14″…a Calgary man is at large after police claim he went into a local sex toy shop and made out with a pleasure doll of some sort.

VIDEO: Drunk guy acts like a prick at a Mr. Sub

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VIDEO: Drunk guy acts like a prick at a Mr. Sub

I don’t know this “Mr. Sub” or what kind of operation he’s running at his franchise locations. But I know this guy trying to get some food and cookies from a Mr. Sub store in Canada is drunk, loud, and an unflinching prick.

Russian gold medal hockey team booted off flight

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Russian gold medal hockey team booted off flight

Those damn Russians and their vodka I tell ya. After an improbable comeback in the World Juniors last night that saw the Russian hockey team score five third-period goals to defeat the Canadians, the booze started flowing. And it didn’t stop apparently, even when the players/coaches

VIDEO: 1,600-lb Canadian bison rides in car, goes to bars, drinks beer

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VIDEO: 1,600-lb Canadian bison rides in car, goes to bars, drinks beer

I don't know a whole lot about Bison who don't throw psycho crushers at innocent Japanese warriors in red headbands, but now that I've seen this clip of a Canadian bison who rides in a car with his owner, goes to a bar, and drinks beer, I would like to befriend one.

Man wins $20,000 at casino, loses it to border patrol

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Man wins $20,000 at casino, loses it to border patrol

When attempting to cross the border after a night at the casino, a man lied about his winnings and tried to sneak too much across the US-Canada border. Now all his $20,000 have been seized.