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This Canadian man has the worst OkCupid profile ever

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Buzzfeed’s Twitter account brought this one to our attention, and it’s one everyone must see. Meet Bill Gronk, owner of what might be the worst online dating profile ever. Read more

Ghostbusters booze finally makes it to shelves

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Four Loko isn’t the only drink that has faced ridiculous bans. When Dan Aykroyd first released his Crystal Head Vodka, it was an immediate hit. It won numerous awards, and not just for its uniquely shaped bottle. Everything was sunshine and roses for the brand with the exception of trouble in Aykroyd’s home province of ... Read more

Criminal steals sex doll from Calgary adult shop

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No, this isn’t a teaser from “Ocean’s 14″…a Calgary man is at large after police claim he went into a local sex toy shop and made out with a pleasure doll of some sort. Read more

VIDEO: Drunk guy acts like a prick at a Mr. Sub

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I don’t know this “Mr. Sub” or what kind of operation he’s running at his franchise locations. But I know this guy trying to get some food and cookies from a Mr. Sub store in Canada is drunk, loud, and an unflinching prick. Read more

Russian gold medal hockey team booted off flight

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Those damn Russians and their vodka I tell ya. After an improbable comeback in the World Juniors last night that saw the Russian hockey team score five third-period goals to defeat the Canadians, the booze started flowing. And it didn’t stop apparently, even when the players/coaches arrived to the airport for their flights. Read more

VIDEO: 1,600-lb Canadian bison rides in car, goes to bars, drinks beer

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I don’t know a whole lot about Bison who don’t throw psycho crushers at innocent Japanese warriors in red headbands, but now that I’ve seen this clip of a Canadian bison who rides in a car with his owner, goes to a bar, and drinks beer, I would like to befriend one. Read more

Man uses ridiculous disguise to get access to Air Canada flight

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In a story that’s somewhere between terrifying and awesome, Canadian authorities are investigating a recent flight in which a passenger boarded an Air Canada flight disguised as an elderly man. Read more

Man wins $20,000 at casino, loses it to border patrol

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When attempting to cross the border after a night at the casino, a man lied about his winnings and tried to sneak too much across the US-Canada border. Now all his $20,000 have been seized. Read more

VIDEO: Canadian mayoral candidate Sam Katz will kick your child in the face

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Forget movies or TV…it seems to be that the most creative outlet you can find is in the form of a political ad. Winnipeg mayor Sam Katz is running for reelection and, now, is the butt of the greatest political attack ad ever made. Read more

VIDEO: Looter fails at robbery during G20 Riots

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The G20 Summit in Toronto got a lot of unsavory characters rioting and tearing everything up. Fortunately, one looter showed that, hey, Canadians probably shouldn’t be looting. Read more

Toronto robbers spray ATM users with feces, steal their money

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Given the amount of wacky crime-related stories I read for this site in any given day, there isn’t a whole lot that surprises me. But this is a new one: A team of pick-pockets in Toronto is spraying people with feces and then stealing the cash the people just took out from an ATM. Clever! Read more