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Toronto robbers spray ATM users with feces, steal their money

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Toronto robbers spray ATM users with feces, steal their money

Given the amount of wacky crime-related stories I read for this site in any given day, there isn't a whole lot that surprises me. But this is a new one: A team of pick-pockets in Toronto is spraying people with feces and then stealing the cash the people just took out from an ATM. Clever!

Woman sues cell phone company for revealing her affair

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Woman sues cell phone company for revealing her affair

A Toronto woman was committing an affair behind her husband's back. Small problem: She wasn't very good at covering her tracks. So now she's suing Canadian cell phone company Rogers for blowing her spot and effectively leading to the breakup of her marriage.

Canadian women know how to celebrate

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Canadian women know how to celebrate

They may have screwed up the Opening Ceremony, they certainly didn’t “own the podium”, and overall this wasn’t the greatest Olympic games in recent memory but their ladies sure do know how to celebrate a Gold Medal.

Restaurant invites patrons to have sex in its bathrooms

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Restaurant invites patrons to have sex in its bathrooms

Restaurants are always a bit desperate to get people in their doors, so it's not uncommon to see "unique" marketing ideas to bring in the customers. But how about sex in the restaurant's bathrooms? One restaurant in the Toronto area is making a bet that this will be their ticket to riches this

“Sexy” grandmas want you to like science

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“Sexy” grandmas want you to like science

I’m all for companies daring to be different in their advertising. But there’s a fine line between “creative” and “never making me want to have sex again” that Science World in Canada is broaching where their newest commercial featuring sexy grandmas and the science of vanilla.

This is what arson looks like

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This is what arson looks like

Ever see a man start a huge fire on a bus? Well then, today's your lucky day because some random dude in Toronto thought the best way to solve his problems (which included punching a girl in the face after asking for a cigarette and getting denied) was by starting a fire on the bus.

Bell Canada knows what I'm all about

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Bell Canada knows what I'm all about

Rarely do ads speak to me as a male in my mid-20s with money to stupidly blow on futile pursuits. Apparently, I need to move to Canada because it seems like their telecom companies know what’s up.

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

People in the US often joke about how Canada sucks. Here's more fuel to add to that fire: Due to climate change, they're not getting Summer any more. So far this summer, only Winnipeg and Whitehorse have been spared from the cold weather, enjoying warmer than usual temperatures. The rest

The G8 Summit is all about the poontang

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The G8 Summit is all about the poontang

If there's one universal truth, it's this: If you're an attractive woman, no matter how far you rise, you're always going to be fundamentally "fable" or "unfable" to the men you work with. For example, check out the eyes on European leaders Nicolas Sarkozy, of France, and Silvio Berlusconi, of Italy,

Toronto needs more black people

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Toronto needs more black people

Photoshopping photos happens a lot in different forms of media. But when it happens so poorly as a part of showing some type of diversity in Toronto, well, it’s just ridiculous looking.