Personally, I find Sour Patch Kids to be the tooth-rotting worst of both worlds. But people love it and, after seeing this unofficial ad created by a Redditor, maybe I need to reassess.

Borderline pedophillic incestual pseudo-cannibalism has never been so heart-wrenchingly delicious. Which is surprising given what a ]]>

Personally, I find Sour Patch Kids to be the tooth-rotting worst of both worlds. But people love it and, after seeing this unofficial ad created by a Redditor, maybe I need to reassess.

Borderline pedophillic incestual pseudo-cannibalism has never been so heart-wrenchingly delicious. Which is surprising given what a popular storytelling crutch that is.

Unofficial Ad for Sour Patch Kids is Terrifying, Oddly Effective [Geekosystem]

As if anyone needs further evidence of how the mighty hip hop dynasty has fallen, in the wake of Old Dirty Bastard’s death, this is it.

Actually, maybe I’m being too hard on Method Man. It also doesn’t help that I have little affinity for him and his crew, with ]]>

As if anyone needs further evidence of how the mighty hip hop dynasty has fallen, in the wake of Old Dirty Bastard’s death, this is it.

Actually, maybe I’m being too hard on Method Man. It also doesn’t help that I have little affinity for him and his crew, with the exception of ODB, and it sure as hell wasn’t because of his music (even though I’m a New Yorker, I’ll still have a preference for the rap I grew up with, on the west coast). Anyhow, there are surely worse ways to sell out…

The game itself is called World Gone Sour and is for the PC, PSN, and XBLA. It’s about some Sour Patch Kid that gets loose from a bag at a movie theater’s concession stand and who frolics around the real world. Screenshots can be found over at Capcom Unity, and truth be told, it doesn’t look half bad, for one it is. Which is basically a shameless, interactive commercial for junk food.

But hey, those Burger King games were somewhat decent as well (it certainly helped that they cost only $5 a pop, and novelty of buying a video game at a fast food joint certainly helped). Also, Creed Bratton from The Office is somehow involved. I think he also raps in the game, not sure… the other day, I saw someone’s post, via my Facebook feed, that was along the lines of “blah, blah, blah from The Office rapping, MUST SEE!” but didn’t bother since I find the American show to be vastly inferior to the British one. Yes, after all this time; I’m one of those a**holes, still.

Torturing and exploiting the elderly has never been so adorable as it is in this video clip of an 82-year-old grandmother trying Pop Rocks for the first time at her grandson’s urging.

I’d be more impressed if we gave her some Diet Pepsi with it. Nothing says family bonding ]]>

Torturing and exploiting the elderly has never been so adorable as it is in this video clip of an 82-year-old grandmother trying Pop Rocks for the first time at her grandson’s urging.

I’d be more impressed if we gave her some Diet Pepsi with it. Nothing says family bonding better than blowing up Grandma for your amusement*.

*I don’t care if it’s an urban legend. I still want to believe.

Adorable Old Person of the Day [The Daily What]

I’m not entirely sure what to make of this video. On the one hand, the baby looks like he was not totally on board with eating Pop Rocks. On the other hand, then he seemed like a happy baby afterwards. On the third hand, the parents are kind of annoying. ]]>

I’m not entirely sure what to make of this video. On the one hand, the baby looks like he was not totally on board with eating Pop Rocks. On the other hand, then he seemed like a happy baby afterwards. On the third hand, the parents are kind of annoying. And, on the fourth hand, I don’t like Pop Rocks. So anyway, I have four hands. Watch this video of a baby being fed a dose of Pop Rocks.

Well, I’m glad the baby doesn’t seem to have suffered any real ill effects other than a healthy dose of “What the f-ck is going on in my mouth?” I just hope they didn’t spray their baby with soda after this. I assume parents do that regularly. No? Well, I do that to other people’s babies, so there.

Via Out at Home comes this comic about a man who just wants to be loved.

That’s so sad. If I ever have kids, I’m going to tell them to always talk to strangers. Kids are too fat these days and running from ]]>

Via Out at Home comes this comic about a man who just wants to be loved.

That’s so sad. If I ever have kids, I’m going to tell them to always talk to strangers. Kids are too fat these days and running from a man in a wispy mustache will give them their daily dose of physical fitness and teach them a very important lesson about trusting no one. Plus, if they were an unwanted pregnancy, I can just dust my hands off and move on with the healing process. Of collecting insurance money.