I mean, Carmen Electra wants you to PLAY poker. Sorry, small typo there. And she wants you to play because she’s the new face of something called Pokerist Texas Poker, although I don’t think her face is why they hired her. So what do you think? Was this ]]>

I mean, Carmen Electra wants you to PLAY poker. Sorry, small typo there. And she wants you to play because she’s the new face of something called Pokerist Texas Poker, although I don’t think her face is why they hired her. So what do you think? Was this a good hire? Has she still got it? Does it make you want to play a game of cards?

Many of our younger readers may not realize who Carmen Electra is so let this serve as an introduction. The rest of you can just skip over to the photos. As you can see from this photo shoot for the latest issue of Regard magazine (whatever that might ]]>

Many of our younger readers may not realize who Carmen Electra is so let this serve as an introduction. The rest of you can just skip over to the photos. As you can see from this photo shoot for the latest issue of Regard magazine (whatever that might be), Carmen Electra is like a real life Barbie doll. As such she starred on critically-acclaimed shows like Baywatch, and uh, yeah, Baywatch. If you’re not familair with Baywatch might I suggest giving it a peep. One lesson at a time here, kids. So why is she still doing photo shoots for magazines you might be asking? I have no idea. Enjoy the pics.

Earlier this week, Shanna McLaughlin, Playboy’s Miss July 2010, was arrested after trying to board a plane with a loaded revolver. Unfortunately, McLaughlin is not the only bunny who has been in trouble with the law recently. In the last year alone, five Playmates have been arrested ]]>

Earlier this week, Shanna McLaughlin, Playboy’s Miss July 2010, was arrested after trying to board a plane with a loaded revolver. Unfortunately, McLaughlin is not the only bunny who has been in trouble with the law recently. In the last year alone, five Playmates have been arrested on charges ranging from drug possession to attempted murder.

Here, we take a look at fifteen Playboy models who have had run-ins with the police.

15 Brigitta Bulgari

DOB: 9-29-82
2004 Playmate of the Year in Hungary.
Arrested in 2010 for allegedly letting 15-year old boys grope her while she was on stage doing a performance in Perugia, Italy. She was charged with performing obscene acts in the presence of minors when video surfaced of the lewd incident.

14 Reby Sky

DOB: 8-6-86
2007 Playboy, November 2010 Playboy “Cyber Girl of the Month”.
Arrested in December of 2007 after getting physical with police officers during a traffic stop. She was charged with obstructing or opposing an officer without violence and later released on $500 bond.

13 Tanya Beyer

DOB: 6-4-71
February 1992 Playboy Playmate of the Month.
Arrested in 2010 after spending six months on the run as a fugitive. Charged with doctor shopping and trafficking in Oxycodone and was held on a $100,000 bond.

12 Carmen Electra

DOB: 4-20-72
Playboy cover in 2000, 2003, 2009.
Carmen Electra, aka Tara Patrick, was arrested in 1999 after police were called to a hotel for an incident involving her then spouse, Dennis Rodman. She was charged with battering her husband but the case was dropped at Rodman’s behest.

11 Anna Nicole Smith

DOB: 11-28-67
1993 Playmate of the Year.
Arrested in Houston, Texas in 1989 for a DUI. Smith was charged with a misdemeanor and never served any time in jail.

10 Shanna McLaughlin

DOB: 5-10-1985
Playboy Miss July 2010.
Arrested this past Monday at Orlando International Airport after security found a handgun in her carry-on luggage. She was charged with carrying a concealed weapon and later released after posting bond. Her case is pending.

9 Crystal McCahill

DOB: 11-18-83
Playboy Playmate of the Month for January 2009.
Arrested in January of 2009 when police stopped her after running a red light. Officers smelled intoxicants on her breath and McCahill had a blood-alcohol level that was twice the legal limit in Illinois. She was charged with driving under the influence.

8 Shauna Sand

DOB: 9-2-71
Playboy Playmate of the Month for May 1996.
Arrested earlier this year in May after police noticed injuries to her husband, Laurent Homburger. Sand was charged with spousal battery and criminal threats and was released after posting a $50,000 bond.

7 Kristina and Karissa Shannon

DOB: 10-2-89
Playboy centerfold July/August 2009.
The twins were arrested in January of 2007 after a party at their house got out of hand. They allegedly beat a woman unconscious with a beer bottle and were charged with aggravated battery. Later that year, in November, Karissa was also arrested after kicking Kristina in the face.

6 Kia Drayton

DOB: 4-11-83
Playboy Playmate of the Month for December 2006.
Arrested in April of 2007 after a maid found a kilo of cocaine while cleaning her hotel room. Charged with cocaine trafficking and was held on $2.2 million dollar bail, which she could not afford.

5 Suzanne Stokes

DOB: 7-9-79
Playboy Playmate of the Month for February 2000.
Arrested in June of this year after a routine traffic stop in Hollywood resulted in police finding methamphetamine in her car. Stokes was charged with felony drug possession and posted a $11,000 bail. Her case is still pending trial.

4 Angela Dorian

DOB: 9-26-44
1968 Playmate of the Year.
Angela Dorian, aka Victoria Rathgeb, Victoria Vetri was arrested in October of 2010 after allegedly shooting her boyfriend in a Hollywood apartment. She was charged with attempted murder and bail was set at $1,000,000. Dorian faces up to life in prison if convicted.

3 Tiffany Livingston

DOB: 2-2-89
Playboy Singapore (VIP) centerfold in 2009.
Arrested in September of 2010 after trying to open a JetBlue flight door while it was in the air. It was later revealed that Livingston was trying to settle herself during an anxiety attack. She was taken into custody by the FBI but was later released and no charges were filed.

2 Jennifer Rovero

DOB: 12-12-78
Playboy Playmate of the Month in July 1999.
Arrested with Paris Hilton at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa after being caught smoking marijuana outside the stadium. She pled guilty to a charge of drug possession and paid a $130 fine. Rovero was also deported and is not allowed in South Africa for the foreseeable future.

1 Danielle Gamba and Carrie Minter

DOB: 11-22-82 (Gamba) 8-4-83 (Minter)
Playboy Cyber Girl’s of the Month for October 2004 and February 2005 respectively.
Arrested after being belligerently drunk on a Frontier Airlines flight in December of 2005. The two fought with themselves and with passengers. Upon landing, they were booked on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication but not before making sexual advances to the arresting officers in an attempt to get out of trouble.

So did you have a fun Halloween? These ladies did. And after counting the ballots (mine) Brooke Burke won this year’s costume contest with her ridiculously tight black cat suit. Rowrrr… Also participating this year (in order below) were Tara Reid (Natch.), Molly Sims, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, Eva LaRue, ]]>

Trick or treat? Either is fine, thankyouverymuch...

So did you have a fun Halloween? These ladies did. And after counting the ballots (mine) Brooke Burke won this year’s costume contest with her ridiculously tight black cat suit. Rowrrr… Also participating this year (in order below) were Tara Reid (Natch.), Molly Sims, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, Eva LaRue, Stacy Keibler , Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley (Very hot!), Holly Madison, Paris & Nicky Hilton, Briana Evigan (Who? Hot!!), Ashley Greene, Carmen Electra, AnnaLynne McCord, Tori Spelling, Alyssa Milano (WOW!!), and Jamie Lyn Sigler.

I have no idea what Carmen Electra has to do with making want to buy a phone. I also don’t know what a snake has to do with promoting a phone, but for some reason these two things got together to do just that the other day. It’s ]]>

Must... refrain... from... making... lewd... comment...

I have no idea what Carmen Electra has to do with making want to buy a phone. I also don’t know what a snake has to do with promoting a phone, but for some reason these two things got together to do just that the other day. It’s good to see Carmen is still getting work. I guess she still has value when it comes to promoting technology with reptiles.

Anybody who is familiar with the exploits of Dennis Rodman knows that there is no story out there that will surprise you. This is a man who once showed up at a Pistons practice with a shotgun and planned to kill a ]]>

Anybody who is familiar with the exploits of Dennis Rodman knows that there is no story out there that will surprise you. This is a man who once showed up at a Pistons practice with a shotgun and planned to kill a teammate who slept with his girlfriend. And yea, that was 20 years ago.

Since then, he’s had publicized sexual encounters with Madonna, Carmen Electra and according to Rodman himself, over 2000 other women. And now after this mic’d up sexual romp in the Hamptons, we now know that number to be 2,006.

Rodman had quite a lot to drink and had been making shout-outs on the mike. He headed up to his room with six girls. Then, the next thing you could hear through the speakers downstairs was Rodman describing in full sexual detail what he wanted to do to them.

Only six girls? Eh, must have been a slow night for the Worm.

Hamptons partygoers get earful of Rodman sex [NY Post]

I guess Carmen Electra has pretty much given up on ever making it mainstream since she just launched something called “Carmen Electra’s Sex Toys” in Santa Monica the other day. Then again with all the Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus tomfoolery going on these ]]>

I guess Carmen Electra has pretty much given up on ever making it mainstream since she just launched something called “Carmen Electra’s Sex Toys” in Santa Monica the other day. Then again with all the Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus tomfoolery going on these days she may have actually thought this would get her back into the spotlight. Then again, maybe she got paid a sh-tton of money and its as simple as that. Good for her, I say. She’s earned it. Now about that product demonstration, Carmen….

I’d have posted these photos of Carmen Electra in something called Garage magazine before today, but it’s Carmen Electra in something called Garage magazine. That being said, Carmen Electra still has something to offer so I am posting them today. I’m sorry to say it, but I ]]>

I’d have posted these photos of Carmen Electra in something called Garage magazine before today, but it’s Carmen Electra in something called Garage magazine. That being said, Carmen Electra still has something to offer so I am posting them today. I’m sorry to say it, but I think the end is approaching for Carmen. Sure she still has her big, fake chestnuts, but she’s starting to approach Pam Anderson territory more and more lately. Next thing you know she’ll be treading into nip slip land (a place I love to visit) and then it’ll all be over. Frankly I am kind of amazed she hasn’t hit the sex tape circuit yet. Oh well, here she is…

Carmen Electra was at the Rebecca Taylor Fashion Show in New York the other day and decided that would be a great time to show off her her #’s 1 & 2 assets. This gets me to wondering… Are these ‘celebs’ paid to show up at these ]]>

Carmen Electra was at the Rebecca Taylor Fashion Show in New York the other day and decided that would be a great time to show off her her #’s 1 & 2 assets. This gets me to wondering… Are these ‘celebs’ paid to show up at these show and parties during Fashion Week or do they really go there to see the new trends that no one will probably ever wear? Either way, it’s kinda lame. But hey that’s just my opinion and I am not a celebrity so what do I know? Boobs.

Every year recently before the Super Bowl there’s some party called The Leather & Laces Party or something like that. And this year they pulled all the stops and had Holly Madison, Kim Kardashian and Roselyn Sanchez as hosts. Yeah, big names, folks… ]]>

Every year recently before the Super Bowl there’s some party called The Leather & Laces Party or something like that. And this year they pulled all the stops and had Holly Madison, Kim Kardashian and Roselyn Sanchez as hosts. Yeah, big names, folks… Anyhoo, it was a party with hot babes so I share. Also in attendance at this shindgig were hot retreads Carmen Electra, Catherine Bell (who must be a giant), Jenny McCarthy, and Adrienne Bailon. I guess you do worse. A lot worse… these babes brought their A-games showing they still have a little left in the tank.

1972… The Godfather is released in cinemas. An extra leap second is added to end the month of June. The Summer Olympics are held in Munich, West Germany. The first episode of The Price Is Right is hosted on CBS by Bob Barker. And this wonderful group ]]>

1972… The Godfather is released in cinemas. An extra leap second is added to end the month of June. The Summer Olympics are held in Munich, West Germany. The first episode of The Price Is Right is hosted on CBS by Bob Barker. And this wonderful group of women were born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1972 – - – - – - – -

Angie Harmon (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Gwyneth Paltrow (American actress)

Carmen Electra (American model) – – – – – – – – – Jennifer Garner (American actress)

Dita Von Teese (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Julie Benz (American actress)

Rebecca Romijn (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Alyssa Milano (American actress)

Cameron Diaz (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Jenny McCarthy (American model)

Gabrielle Union (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Sofia Vergara (Columbian model)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

Since it seems that Tiger Woods is well on his way to making this list with his complete failures at the basic tenets of cheating (voicemails: never a good idea), we at Guyism would like to offer him some reassurance. You’re not alone, Tiger. In fact, it’s been much ]]>

Since it seems that Tiger Woods is well on his way to making this list with his complete failures at the basic tenets of cheating (voicemails: never a good idea), we at Guyism would like to offer him some reassurance. You’re not alone, Tiger. In fact, it’s been much worse. Here are the 8 most dysfunctional athlete relationships ever.

Dennis Rodman & Carmen Electra

Even though their drunkenly fueled wedding was invalidated after 10 days, this couple had one of the crazier 6 month flings ever. They were once arrested in Miami for a domestic spat after Rodman allegedly saw one of Electra’s ex’s on tv and commented harshly. This led to WWIII in their hotel room and causing security to show up. Later when Rodman was sleeping, Electra tried to stick an uncooked penne pasta shell up Rodman’s, uh, behind. Yeah, that actually happened. As recently as 2006, Rodman says that Electra called and said she still loved him.

I’d love you too if you fed me pasta, Carmen. As long as it’s in the correct orifice. Or if it’s angel hair.

David Justice & Halle Berry

How bad did it get between these two? Berry told Parade Magazine a few years back that she almost killed herself over Justice. Years after their divorce, Justice tried to seek alimony from Berry even though at the time he was making over 6 million a year.

Not only was he an average player but it seems he was a pretty average husband too.

Andre Rison & Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes

Their on again, off again relationship was highlighted by Lopes burning down Rison’s house in 1994. It didn’t help that Rison had multiple transgressions and Lopes repeatedly had stints in rehab. But that didn’t stop the two dating for almost 10 years.

Rison’s fetish for colorful pirates was never confirmed.

John Daly & Sherrie Daly

Did he hit her or did she hit him? In front of a crowded restaurant in June 2007, they verbally assaulted each other but later on that night is when things really heated up. Daly claimed that Sherrie pulled a steak knife out and tried to stab him. He showed up at a tournament a few days later with cuts and scrapes on his face (Apparently, it wasn’t from poor driving like Mr. Woods wink wink).

Sherrie later pleaded guilty to federal drug charges and served 5 months in jail. Being that this was his 4th wife, we’re going to go out on a limb and say Daly’s fitness to make these kinds of decisions was about as strong as his fitness to do, well, pretty much anything physical not involving the words “pie” and “contest.”

Anna Benson & Kris Benson

Even though this couple is still together, they’re not without their fair share of controversy. Not only has Anna filed for divorced and retracted but she once issued this infamous quote about her husband to Howard Stern:

“I told him [Kris] — because that’s the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I’m going to screw everybody on your entire team — coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team.”

“Mike Piazza just did a back flip,” Stern said. “Even the coaches? What about, like, the bat boys?”

“I’m lining them up,” Anna said, “I’ll (also) circle into other teams. Whatever team he’s playing, I will screw all them, too.”

Don’t know if she ever went through with it, but my application for bat boy is still in the works just in case.

Chuck Finley & Tawny Kitaen

Drug user…check
Suicidal…check
Spousal Abuser…check

And no, I’m not talking about Chuck Finley. His ex-wife Tawny might take the gold medal at the Crazy Beeyotch Olympics. Their relationship was filled with arrests, rehabs, and restraining orders. The couple’s nanny once issued a statement that she was often asked by her two daughters, “”Is Mommy whacked out again today?”

You stay classy Tawny. Though your contributions to 1980s hair bands will never be forgotten nor diminished.

Mike Tyson & Robin Givens

Things were pretty rocky with these two well before they showed up for their 20/20 interview in 1988. Givens had accused Tyson of violence and overall mental instability. But it came to a head on the show when she said that he was manic depressive. Tyson didn’t respond but looked visibly angry. Givens went on to say that being with Tyson was “torture, pure hell, worse than anything I could possibly imagine”. A month later they divorced but not before they got their pot shots in. Givens told everyone she had a miscarriage but Tyson denied she was even pregnant to begin with.

Considering Tyson bit a man’s ear off and told a boxer that he would “eat his children,” I’m going to go ahead and side with Givens here.

Jason Kidd & Joumana Kidd

It might be one thing for a person in a relationship to be an abuser. But both? That makes for a pretty messed up lifestyle. Joumana accused Jason of being a serial abuser and adulterer while Kidd cited extreme cruelty. Either way, Joumana once ended up with a broken rib and damaged hearing when he allegedly smashed her head into the console of their family car. As far as Jason’s list of transgressions is concerned, well, it’s quite impressive according to Joumana.

-Several different television reporters
-Strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana
-A Nets season ticket holder
-A Nets employee
-And a cheerleader in New Orleans

A partridge in a pear tree refused to comment, but seemed to be walking away with a limp.

I should clarify that headline a little bit. It should say Carmen Electra in lingerie is a good thing, when it’s Photoshopped to hell and back. Why do I say that? Apparently you did not see this recent post. Now ]]>

I should clarify that headline a little bit. It should say Carmen Electra in lingerie is a good thing, when it’s Photoshopped to hell and back. Why do I say that? Apparently you did not see this recent post. Now these photos are from that magazine named Jack and usually photos that appear in Jack are old pics lifted from other magazines, but I hadn’t seen them before so they are thus deemed new. If you have seen them before, suck it up and look again. Like I said, Carmen Electra in lingerie is a good thing.

More Carmen Electra good stuff here and here…
…and some NSFW Carmen stuff here.

Whoa… Age appears to be catching up with Carmen Electra. Or maybe since she is on Kos Island in Greece she just had too many gyros. Either way Carmen needs to pop her Fit to Strip DVD back in the player for a ]]>

Whoa… Age appears to be catching up with Carmen Electra. Or maybe since she is on Kos Island in Greece she just had too many gyros. Either way Carmen needs to pop her Fit to Strip DVD back in the player for a few days weeks…

Skinnier Carmen Electra stuff here and here…
…and some NSFW Carmen stuff here.

For more Carmen Electra, click this.

Carmen Electra turned like 46 the other day and she had a party somewhere where she wore a cleavage-revealing dress. Not sure which day because I don’t really care. All she is to me is a set of boobs. A really nice set ]]>

Carmen Electra turned like 46 the other day and she had a party somewhere where she wore a cleavage-revealing dress. Not sure which day because I don’t really care. All she is to me is a set of boobs. A really nice set of man-made boobs. I believe her boobs turn 16 this year. Happy birthday, boobs.

More Carmen Electra good stuff here and here…
…and some NSFW Carmen stuff here.

Just heard on the radio that 20,000 people (mostly Spartan fans) were waiting outside Ford Field to get in for the open practice.

WOI correspondent TimmyG will hopefully provide some good pics for us to show over the weekend.

More Carmen ]]>

Just heard on the radio that 20,000 people (mostly Spartan fans) were waiting outside Ford Field to get in for the open practice.

WOI correspondent TimmyG will hopefully provide some good pics for us to show over the weekend.

More Carmen Electra (on205th)
See the Red Band trailer to ‘Bruno’ & find out why it is going to more offensive than ‘Borat‘ (The O.B.)
The Hottest Girls of the Final Four (Gunaxin)
Happy Birthday Amanda Bynes (MoonDog Sports)
Out of work? How is your long jump? (9 to Fried)
A Chicago Realist’s View Of The Jay Cutler Trade. (YepYep)
Cutting down the nets with Final Four cocktails (The Bachelor Guy)
Cocaine is a powerful drug (Gem Mint Ten)
Blago out as BCS Chief (etrue Sports)

Is being a model hard? Can someone out there tell if it’s as easy as it looks? Because I am looking at these pictures of Carmen Electra posing for something called Albert Michael Swimsuits from her Web site and it really doesn’t look ]]>

Is being a model hard? Can someone out there tell if it’s as easy as it looks? Because I am looking at these pictures of Carmen Electra posing for something called Albert Michael Swimsuits from her Web site and it really doesn’t look that difficult. Factor in the fact that she probably got paid more for this little shoot than I make in six months and it looks even easier…

More Carmen Electra goodness here and here…
and some NSFW-ness here.

So someone out there still thinks having Carmen Electra do a topless photo shoot is a way to sell some magazines. Those people would be the folks at Maxim Mexico. And you know what? After seeing these pictures, I would ]]>

So someone out there still thinks having Carmen Electra do a topless photo shoot is a way to sell some magazines. Those people would be the folks at Maxim Mexico. And you know what? After seeing these pictures, I would have to agree…

More Carmen Electra goodness here and here.
NSFW Carmen Electra stuff here…

For more Carmen Electra, click this.