Old Man#1(0:01 Beat that bitches ass.
Old Lady#1(0:02): Don’t hit her.
Chinese Lady in the Pink(0:23): Don’t let that bitch bully you.
Chinese Lady: (0:09): This bitch got the nerve to yell at me for me asking her politely if i may sit down. (0.48): If that bitch didn’t want to let me sit down don’t mean she got to bitch at me. (0:59): I didn’t yell at you bitch why you going off on me. If I don’t stand up for myself, she won’t get scared. (1:44): Dare to f’ing pick on chinese people?
(2:05): This bitch hogging the seat and I asked nicely if I may sit and that bitch kept hogging the seat. She has no heart, always bullying chinese people.
Old Man#2(1:26): Hit that bitch.
Old Man#3(1:33): Beat that bitch ass.
Old Lady#2(1:37): Don’t fight no more.
Old Man#2((1:59): Beat the f out of her!

The translation is surprising to me. I would have thought that the lady said “I feel sorry for your mother.” Time to check off “make reference to a 16 year-old gangsta film in a real life situation” on my bucket list!

Anyway, pro-tip: Whenever you’re in a place filled with people who share an ethnic heritage to the person you’re squabbling with, just walk away. Unless you’re in a tete a tete with the Smurfs. You could probably just step on them. Assuming you’re not in your good shoes, of course. Smurf goo probably doesn’t come out easily, as Smurfette could certainly attest.

You might think that this is out of character for this sexy young lady, but it really isn’t. I’ve been around a lot of hot bikini models, and this is totally how they react to any modicum of adversity. Like fine, we agreed I’d leave the property, but I can’t beat off in the vicinity of your bushes without you throwing a fit either? Grow up girl, take the compliment as it was intended.

Megan Fox has taken a swipe at fellow sex symbol Scarlett Johansson, accusing the actress of showing off about her high IQ.

The Transformers star resents the assumption that sexy stars are unintelligent – but she insists she shouldn’t have to prove to anyone how smart she really is.

Fox tells American magazine Esquire, “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against. But I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned, to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”

I’m kind of sick of seeing stuff about Megan Fox everywhere because Transformers comes out this summer, but you have to respect how she’ll say whatever about things and not really give a f. That’s a lot how I’d be like if I were a famous chick. Also I’d spend lots of time in front of mirrors masturbating. And I’d take lots of big cocks because, hey, I deserve no less. So yeah, basically it’d be my life now, but with less self-loathing and more Miu Miu bags.

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