Celebrity

Miley Cyrus loves penis cake more than I’ve ever loved anything in my life

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Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend Liam Hemsworth celebrated his birthday over the weekend. To ring in the occasion, Miley thought it’d be hilarious to get him a penis cake. Then she went absolutely nuts with the penis cake in a series of photos. Must see. Read more

Sasha Grey reads to grade school kids, school denies it ever happened

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Parents are outraged after hearing that former porn star Sasha Grey read to first and third graders at a Los Angeles area school last week. But the school, Emerson Elementary School in Compton, denies it ever happened. Read more

Demi Lovato’s Twitter bikini pics show us all, uh, a lesson in empowerment

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18-year-old starlet and recovering drug/eating disorder/Pixie Stick dust addict Demi Lovato entered rehab last November to battle her various demons. Now, staking a comeback, she’s tweeting pics of herself in a bikini to show how healthy and awesome she is. The logic is sound enough for me. Read more

Donald Trump presidential run in 2012 won’t be happening, says Trump

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After, somehow, goading President Obama into revealing his birth certificate and getting countless media outlets to pay non-stop attention to a seemingly publicity-driven 2012 presidential run, Donald Trump announced today that he will not be running for President in 2012. Read more

VIDEO: The 1991 version of Seth Green was cooler than ever

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Before becoming famous for his work in “Buffy”, “Austin Powers”, and other projects, Seth Green was a local celebrity in New Orleans thanks to his star turn in a hamburger commercial. Here’s the story of how Seth Green was basically Bart Simpson in the “I Didn’t Do It” episode. Read more

Tommy Lee demands you stop jerking off that whale now

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Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee is a PETA lover. As such, he’s defending the rights of animals everywhere. And his wrath is now hitting SeaWorld for its treatment of whales, specifically in regards to their caging and masturbation. Read more

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Kim Kardashian is known for three things: butt, boobs, and a discernible lack of any sort of talent. But surprisingly, she used to be embarrassed by one of those things, and, unsurprisingly, it’s not the discernible lack of talent. Read more

Jersey Shore’s Angelina might be the worst musician ever

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There was a short sample of former “Jersey Shore” “star” Angelina’s new rap song that leaked earlier this week. Now the whole thing is out and it actually might fry part of your brain. Read more

Quote of the Day

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A homeless guy got $100 from Oprah after making her laugh. How did he accomplish this feat? The answer is today’s Quote of the Day. SPOILER ALERT: He spent the money on alcohol, steak, and underwear. Seriously. Read more

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The Justin Biebosphere was buzzing over the cover of a Brazilian magazine that made the teenage pop star look like he was heavily photoshopped. The magazine is now responding to those claims in a ridiculously hilarious statement about Bieber’s “natural beauty.” Read more

VIDEO: Alec Baldwin has the best pro-gay marriage PSA ever

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I’m not going to get up on a soapbox here about gay people again (TL;DR: It doesn’t affect you, let them do their thing, you big jerks), but whether you’re for or against gay rights, there’s no arguing with one thing: This Alec Baldwin PSA for gay marriage is absolutely phenomenal. Read more