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The Cyrus family raises quality girls

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So Miley Cyrus is, well, what she is…wildly successful but also a bit of a hoebag. And the proud family tradition continues on with her 8 year-old sister Noah Cyrus, pictured below (I believe she’s the one on the left) with her little friends on a stripper pole. Read more

Quote of the Day

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It brings me joy to see that Kate Gosselin from Jon and Kate Plus 8 has her fame dwindling intensely right now since she’s pretty much universally accepted as a horrible person now. So the show, and Kate specifically, is making one last grasp for attention by airing a special “announcement” in the show’s usual ... Read more

Bret Michaels is a bit clumsy

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At last night’s 2009 Tony Awards, Bret Michaels was performing for some reason (about as logical as Julie Andrews performing at the aging rock stars with hair plugs convention). And he knocked himself out with a set piece. It’s even more fun than it sounds. The best part is the whimsy with which he skips ... Read more

Oh Webster, you so nasty

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This is great because it has all the charm of kiddie porn but none of the FBI problems! Check out former Webster star Emanuel Lewis getting handsy with some slut whom I don’t recognize. While nothing funny specifically is going on, the situation definitely made me chuckle. Read more

Kate from Jon and Kate Plus 8 knows what's up

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I’ve been loosely following the Jon and Kate Plus 8 “controversy” where they’re both cheating on each other or whatever. As a male, I’m not particularly familiar with the show, so I figured it was my duty to do more research and see if there’s something mockable. But man, I really respect Kate now after ... Read more

Porn company wants Susan Boyle

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In the worst news I’ve ever heard in my life, a porn company is offering $1 million to Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle to make a video in which she loses her virginity. Read more

SHAM-ow.

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I didn’t really cover the ShamWow dude (Vince Shlomi if you’re really big on getting to a personal level with guys selling you crap at 2AM) and his hooker escapades. But now that photos are coming out of the aftermath of the attack, well, it seems worth revisiting. Read more

Raven Symone just wants privacy

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Via BestWeekEver comes this photo of Raven Symone wearing a t-shirt that simply has to be ironic. Read more

PETA and Khloe Kardashian are slowly earning my respect

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I typically don’t like PETA and don’t really give a crap about Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Khloe Kardashian, but somehow these two forces have combined for a campaign I can really get behind. Read more

Heidi Montag is in Mexico again

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in Mexico where they got fake married and I’m posting it because she’s in a bikini and I <3 Heidi Montag’s big fake breasts. Read more

Katie Price knows how to launch lingerie

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From the launch of her new line ASDA in London… Read more