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Oh Webster, you so nasty

Celebrity is in quotes

Oh Webster, you so nasty

This is great because it has all the charm of kiddie porn but none of the FBI problems! Check out former Webster star Emanuel Lewis getting handsy with some slut whom I don't recognize. While nothing funny specifically is going on, the situation definitely made me chuckle.

SHAM-ow.

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SHAM-ow.

I didn't really cover the ShamWow dude (Vince Shlomi if you're really big on getting to a personal level with guys selling you crap at 2AM) and his hooker escapades. But now that photos are coming out of the aftermath

PETA and Khloe Kardashian are slowly earning my respect

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PETA and Khloe Kardashian are slowly earning my respect

I typically don’t like PETA and don’t really give a crap about Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Khloe Kardashian, but somehow these two forces have combined for a campaign I can really get behind.