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Hey look, Tila Tequila, how about that

Celebrity is in quotes

Hey look, Tila Tequila, how about that

From some bullcrap event for some bullcrap thing called “Super Models Unlimited Magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful Issue”.

Steven Seagal runs like a bitch

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Steven Seagal runs like a bitch

I’m not entirely sure why, but this may be the funniest video I’ve seen on the Internet in a while. Sure, you may not have thought of Steven Seagal in years…but check out the clip and you’ll have a whole new affinity for him.

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Ali Lohan is slutting at an 11th grade level

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Ali Lohan is slutting at an 11th grade level

Hey it’s Pedophilia Day here on the BOH (then again, what day isn’t?), so let’s commemorate that with photos of Ali Lohan at Animal Fair Magazine’s 8th Annual Halloween Pet Costume Party.