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Jonas Brothers get all gooey courtesy of The Rock
Yeah he likes to be called Dwayne Johnson now, but I like to be called "Toilet enthusiast" rather than "that creep who filmed in the bathroom" so f you, we can't always get what we want. Here's video of the Jonas Brothers getting slimed by Dwayne "The Johnson" Rock at this weekend's 2009 Kids' Choice
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Nice tattoo, Rihanna
I said yesterday that I was kind of over the whole Chris Brown and Rihanna thing. Well, I guess I can understand why Chris beat her now because she's making me look like an asshole too by making me write about her again. Look at this tattoo she just got (ignore how awesome her boobs look too).
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Pete Wentz drinks urine
I don't hate Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz as a lot of others do. He's kind of a douche, but he seems like he doesn't take himself that seriously, so that's cool. But anyway, supposedly he played a game of "Urine Roulette" and filmed it. So...yeah. He drank piss. Here it is.
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Mickey Mouse's pimp hand is so strong
I don’t think I’m breaking new ground here when I say that South Park is a brilliant show. But last night’s episode, the first in its current half-season, about the Jonas Brothers and their purity rings was phenomenal.
I kind of hate the Jonas Brothers but not for the
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Katy Perry has boobs
From the pages of my new favorite magazine (especially since GQ has apparently decided that having a subscription is no reason to send me the magazine) Esquire comes this photoshoot of my favorite woman, Katy Perry.
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Barbie celebrated turning 50 by allowing me to objectify women
From Barbie’s Dream House 50th Anniversary Celebration or some sort of similar event name that has less capitalized words…
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Oprah is so disappointed in Rihanna
I really haven’t been doing my duty in mocking the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation on here but here’s a try…Oprah and some panel of people I don’t know are not happy about Rihanna getting back with him so quickly.
I love the outrage about Chris Brown riding a jetski. Like
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Jessica Simpson performing at Sea World
From some concert that wasn’t actually at Sea World; I just got confused because she looks like Shamu.
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Ben Affleck grants dying kid's wish
In a story that tows the line between awesome and completely unbelievable, Ben Affleck went gambling with a terminally ill 21 year-old as a reward for making it to 21. Because that was the kid’s dream. Gambling/partying with Ben Affleck.
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It would appear that Chris Brown has an IQ of 120
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Megan Fox is trying to be good for women
From a photoshoot for Elle magazine over the weekend…