More than two years after changing his name, Chad Ochocinco will go back to being Chad Johnson. We’re now all dumber for having that information at our disposal.

Chad told “NFL Live” Tuesday that his time with Ochocinco was done and that he needed to ]]>

More than two years after changing his name, Chad Ochocinco will go back to being Chad Johnson. We’re now all dumber for having that information at our disposal.

Chad told “NFL Live” Tuesday that his time with Ochocinco was done and that he needed to move on.

“I don’t have a choice right now,” Ochocinco said. “I’ve done enough with the Ocho thing.”

If somebody can translate that for me, I’d be more than appreciative. I mean, if he was using the name until he reached some kind of milestone, like 85 touchdowns, I could understand saying he’d done enough with it. Otherwise, this just sounds like the ramblings of a mad man. Given Chad’s history, it’s not all that surprising.

While Chad Johnson supposedly overslept and missed his meeting, we all know that he was lying.

He was more than likely doing any number of the following…

Working on his riverdance moves

Playing poker online to pay his fines

Getting some dental work done

Training for his ]]>

While Chad Johnson supposedly overslept and missed his meeting, we all know that he was lying.

He was more than likely doing any number of the following…

Working on his riverdance moves

Playing poker online to pay his fines

Getting some dental work done

Training for his next horse race

Perfecting his pylon putting