At least she said that about Charlize Theron so that I can sort of buy it. If she said that about the emaciated Angelina Jolie at the show, that’d be a stretch. She looked like she was planning on starring as an anthropomorphic ant in a new Disney movie.

Yes, as hard as it is to believe, even though we just had an awards show, there was another one last night: the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Many very important awards were given out, many important people attended, and many people across the world really didn’t give a shit. But for those of you that do care, here are your results and some pictures of a few of the sexy women who were in attendance.

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: The Descendants
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: George Clooney, The Descendants
BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: The Artist
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
BEST DIRECTOR: Martin Scorsese, Hugo
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Octavia Spencer, The Help
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
BEST COMEDY SERIES: Modern Family
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY: Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: Claire Danes, Homeland
TV SERIES, DRAMA: Homeland
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Kelsey Grammar, Boss
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY: Laura Dern, Enlightened

And the ladies… (in order below): Reese Witherspoon, Natalie Portman, Stacy Keibler, SaraH Michelle Gellar, Jessica Biel, Lea Michele, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Zooey Deschanel, Rooney Mara, Diane Lane, Sarah Hyland, Claire Danes, Katherine McPhee, Maria Menounos, Odette Annable, and Charlize Theron.

“I wore really nerdy glasses because I was blind as could be and the boys didn’t like [me]. I didn’t have any boyfriends, but lots of crushes.”

“I wasn’t in the popular crowd. There was a really popular girl at school and I was obsessed with her. I mean you would go to jail for that stuff today,” Theron says with a laugh. “I was in tears one day because I couldn’t sit next to her.”

She also says she was bullied by her classmates for her glasses and not having the perfect haircut and clothes.

And now look at her. She’s a big movie star with an Academy Award on her resume and a big blockbuster movie coming out next year. It just goes to show you that even if you’re unpopular in school if you can somehow take those nerdy looks, the bad haircut, and ugly clothes and move to Milan, Italy on a modelling contract after winning a local competition at the age of 16 you can overcome pretty much anything.

Charlize Theron: I Was Teased By Mean Girls in High School [People]

I wonder if I gave Charlize and award if she'd wear this dress for me...

Something called the 21st Annual Gotham Independent Films Awards took place a couple of days ago and Charlize Theron won some kind of acting career award. She should have won an award for the dress she was wearing. What I enjoy the most about this (well, one of the things I enjoy the most) is that these photos are untouched so we know that when go see Snow White and the Huntsman we’re guaranteed that the 36 year-old Charlize is going to be looking good. We’ll need that to offset K-Stew and whatever she does to detract from the sexiness of the picture.

While Snow White and the Huntsman looks nothing like any version of Snow White I can remember, it still looks like it could be a rather badass movie. And I say with full knowledge that Kristen Stewart plays Snow White. Yes, it looks that good.

Maybe it’s the fact that Charlize Theron looks like a smoking hot version of the wicked queen and the fact that Chris Hemworth flings around his axes in the same badass manner that he did his hammer in Thor, but the film appears to have real potential.

The official synopsis: In the epic action-adventure Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart plays the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen (Charlize Theron) out to destroy her. But what the wicked ruler never imagined is that the young woman threatening her reign has been training in the art of war with a huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) dispatched to kill her.

Christina Hendricks won before they even gave out any awards...

The 2011 Emmy Awards are in the books. Some actors and actresses were winners, some were losers, no one really cares, but them. However, as usual this was a showcase for sexy ladies and therefore I must file this report. Among those who put on their Sunday best and ‘cheered’ on the winners were (in order, below the winners): Adrianne Palicki, Cobie Smulders, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Nina Dobrev (looking so hot), Padma Lakshmi, Sarah Hyland, Carrie Ann Inaba, Giuliana Rancic, Julia Stiles, Kelly Osbourne, Shaun Robinson, Aimee Teegarden, Cat Deeley, Julianna Margulies, Maria Bello, Kaley Cuoco, Gwyneth Paltrow, Claire Danes, Olivia Munn, Anna Torv, Minka Kelly, and Christina Hendricks.

The winners…
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Guy Pearce – Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Maggie Smith – Downton Abbey
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Peter Dinklage – Game of Thrones
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Margo Martindale – Justified
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series: Julie Bowen – Modern Family
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series: Ty Burrell – Modern Family
Outstanding Title Change: Mark Henry – World Heavyweight Championship (whoops, wrong show)
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Barry Pepper – The Kennedys
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Kate Winslet – Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Kyle Chandler – Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Jim Parsons – The Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series: Melissa McCarthy – Mike & Molly
Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series: Jason Katims – Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series: Steve Levitan & Jeffrey Richman – Modern Family
Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Outstanding Reality-Competition Program: The Amazing Race
Outstanding Miniseries or Movie: Downton Abbey
Outstanding Drama Series: Mad Men
Outstanding Comedy Series: Modern Family
Outstanding Photo Op of the Evening: Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher*
Outstanding Hotness in a TV Commercial During the Telecast: Charlize Theron*

(*Not an official Emmy Award.)

Lady Gaga sued for allegedly copying “Judas”
“Though the songs are different styles, the composition is the same and the chorus is the same melody.”

Emma Watson makes out with costar Johnny Simmons
“Holding and hugging each other for a while and playfully kissing. [They] seemed very open and not trying to hide their affection.”

Carlton from Fresh Prince breaks up barber shop brawl
“…the fight broke out between two employees at “In the Cuts” in Hollywood — after a disagreement over which should be turned up louder … the TV or the radio.”

Eminem slays massive crowd at Lollapalooza
“…it literally felt like everybody in the house was trying to cram into the sprawling south field to catch a glimpse of the reclusive rap superstar.”

Why Ryan Reynolds split with Charlize Theron after 2 months
“Charlize didn’t take it very well when he broke it off.”

Amy Winehouse’s home to house her foundation
“The foundation is going to help thousands of people.”

16-year-old bride Courtney Stodden’s mom is her manager
“Doug was managing Courtney’s career, but he has so many things coming his way that he just can’t handle it all.”

Amazing Spider-Man villain a “mentor and adversary”
“That’s what makes this story different.”

Amazing Spider-Man sequel release set for May 2014
“The Amazing Spider-Man 2 will be hitting theaters on May 2, 2014, to kick off that year’s summer blockbuster season.

Oprah is getting an honorary Oscar. Wait, what?
“Not everyone is applauding the move, because Winfrey hasn’t exactly shown a laserlike focus on movies since her 1986 Oscar nomination for The Color Purple.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Shakira hits the links to play a little golf in Mexico.

New Snow White and the Huntsman pictures released
“Charlize Theron is playing the Queen, a casting decision that is clearly going to alter the way two generations of males remember the classic Disney cartoon.”

Jesse James and Kat Von D split
“The distance between us was just too much.”

Jackson family divided over MJ tribute concert
“We find it impossible to support an event that is due to take place during the criminal trial surrounding Michael’s death…”

Source: Amy Winehouse “consumed” by fame
“…I don’t think she realized how big she was going to make it… It just consumed her, and there was no way she could deal with it.”

Amy Winehouse’s jailed ex-husband cut out of her $16 million fortune
“Blake Fielder-Civil, the man often blamed for introducing Amy Winehouse to hard drugs, has been left out of her estimated $16 million fortune.”

Leighton Meester wants her brother to live with her – away from their mom
“Leighton is disgusted by her mother and is determined to get her brother Lex out of that situation.”

Crystal Harris: Sex with Hugh Hefner lasted “two seconds”
“I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”

Kate Middleton and her family may have been phone hacking victims
“If they’ve targeted Prince William and Prince Harry, you can assume that they targeted their friends and immediate family.”

David Arquette steps out with Joe Francis’s ex
“It appears David Arquette has moved on from his estranged wife Courteney Cox.”

Kim Kardashian diagnosed with psoriasis
“People don’t understand the pressure on me to look perfect.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes at LisaRaye’s new photo shoot for Kontrol magazine.

Chris Brown unleashes anti-gay rant at a pick-up hoops game
“He got really ticked off when things didn’t go his way during the game, saying, ‘That’s gay!’ and ‘You’re a f*gg*t a**!’ to the other players.”

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie getting married
“Get ready for a royal wedding of another sort.”

Ryan Reynolds is dating Charlize Theron
“They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”

Marine’s parents thrilled Mila Kunis accepted his date request
“The couple thanked both Kunis and Timberlake for ‘supporting the troops in this way … it means a lot to us.’”

Justin Timberlake asked out by a Marine
“Mila Kunis may not be the only celebrity heading to the Marine Corps Ball.”

British Parliament summons Rupert Murdoch to testify about phone hacking scandal
“At issue – did they know about the hacking, and did they authorize it?”

Ted Danson joining CSI as its newest investigator
“He replaces Laurence Fishburne, who played Dr. Raymond Langston for two years.”

Olivia Wilde: Divorce “made me a better actress”
“It makes you a more empathetic person…”

R. Kelly reportedly facing foreclosure on mansion
“Kelly is facing a $2.9 million foreclosure lawsuit on his suburban Chicago mansion over claims that he has failed to make mortgage payments…”

Renee Zellweger, John Stamos visit Disneyland together
“The 42-year-old actress and Stamos, 47, “were having a great time laughing and dancing as they walked from one ride to another.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Victoria’s Secret supermodel Selita Ebanks at the Pepsi MAX MLB Field of Dreams launch.

Charlize Theron swears off marriage
“Some would say because I came from a very troubled marriage.”

Amber Rose denies sending nude photos to Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend
“This is the second time this year that Rose, who is currently dating rapper Wiz Khalifa, has been the victim of nude photo leaks.”

Lindsay Lohan’s Hamptons birthday celebration off
“Despite hitting the town Wednesday night now that her house arrest has ended, Lindsay Lohan is planning a low-key birthday celebration this weekend.”

Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler confirmed for American Idol season 11
“…the unknown for season 11 continues to be the just-completed run’s other popular new judge, singer Jennifer Lopez…”

Man blames Jerry Seinfeld, The Marriage Ref for his divorce
“Kohlenberg alleges that his ex, Christine, became so obsessed with becoming a star after the couple’s March 2010 appearance on the show that it broke up their marriage.”

MSNBC suspends Mark Halperin for calling President Obama “a dick” on live TV
“I can’t explain why I did it. It’s inappropriate, disrespectful. I’ve already apologized, and I will again to the President.”

Pamela Anderson sued for building failure
“Hallier blames Pam on his company’s failure to sell a number of the condos and is suing for $22.5 million.”

Madonna reveals plans to open an orphanage in Malawi
“My short term goals are to build an orphan care center that will service and reach at least 1,000 children…”

Crazed fan rushes “Octo-Mom” at celebrity boxing match
“Things went awry, however, when the belligerent fan jumped into the ring, tossing out marriage proposals.”

Courtney Love reportedly steals famed photographer David LaChapelle’s car
“Courtney did take his car. David was flipping out and going crazy at the front desk that Courtney stole his car.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes of Beyonce’s new L’Uomo Vogue cover shoot.

Tracy Morgan — I’ll kill my son if he’s gay
“Tracy Morgan is under some very serious fire this morning — after reportedly spewing some disgusting homophobic ‘jokes’ during a performance in Nashville last week.”

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries to sign prenup
“Kardashian stands to lose much more if things don’t work out for the couple — she’s worth roughly $35 million while Humphries is worth $8 million.”

Kim Kardashian’s sisters thought she was joking about engagement
“We were like, ‘Is this for real? What’s going on?’”

Jon Cryer on Charlie Sheen’s meltdown: Nobody saw it coming
“It’s as much a mystery to me as to everyone, I think.”

Britney Spears files suit in perfume case
Britney Spears is firing back at the perfume company that is suing her.”

Anne Hathaway gives stuntman a black eye
“It was all in good humor, but the poor guy took quite a pummeling.”

Shania Twain lands Vegas show deal
“I’m going to go nuts creatively.”

Rapper Flo Rida arrested for DUI in Florida
“Flo Rida, whose real name is Tramar Dillard, was pulled over in a $1.7 million Bugatti after police noticed he was swerving.”

Estella Warren charged with DUI, assault, escape
“If convicted on all charges, Warren faces a total of 2.5 years in jail.”

Karina Smirnoff, Brad Penny set a wedding date
“The couple, set to hold the wedding in the Caribbean, are not revealing exactly where the nuptials will take place…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Former porn star Sasha Grey in a sexy art film by Richard Phillips.

Charlize Theron once again shows me that I am shopping at the wrong stores. I can’t tell you the last time I saw a chick’s bra at the grocery store let alone a chick’s bra on a chick as freaking hot as Charlize. Actually I can tell you when the last time I saw something like that at the store… NEVER! Man, do I need to move.

Spike TV’s 4th Annual Guys Choice Awards took place this past weekend. Did you watch it? I didn’t, despite the amount of high-quality female celebs in attendance. Normally and event featuring the likes of Marisa Miller, Sandra Bullock, Charlize Theron, Courtney Hansen (whoever she is), Scarlett Johansson, Brooklyn Decker, and Jessica Biel (pictured in order below) would have had me planted on the couch, but I was out drinking champagne and partying with supermodels on my yacht. That or I forgot. One of those things…

Well, I actually don’t know how ‘glad’ Charlize Theron is to meet us, but she did go get groceries and flowers, and umm, bent wayyyy over to retrieve them from her car. Same thing! I guess the title of this post really should have been “I am damn glad to see Charlize Theron bending over in short shorts to get the bags out of her car” or something like that. Oh shut up, quit being such a stickler.

As you know by now, The 82nd Annual Academy Awards happened (well, is happening… depending on when you read this). While I much prefer Playboy’s version of the red carpet I’ve still been impressed with the show tonight. Oh, and the ladies in attendance. (Though not as impressed as I was with what the ‘losers’ of the major awards received as parting gifts. Sheesh…)

Those in attendance at the shindig included (in order below): Kathy Ireland (Gorgeous, but what….a… freaking… airhead), Jane Seymour, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Giuliana Rancic, Elizabeth Banks, Diane Kruger, Deborah Ann Woll, Maria Menounos, Mariah Carey, Carey Mulligan, Anna Kendrick, Amanda Seyfried, Mariska Hargitay, Zoe Saldana, Virginia Madsen, Miley Cyrus, Samantha Harris, Jennifer Lopez, Penelope Cruz, Rachel McAdams, Kristen Stewart, Kate Winslet, Sandra Bullock, Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz, Elisabetta Canalis (and that George Clooney guy), Faith Hill, Tina Fey, Stana Katic, and HOLY MOSES… Charlize Theron.

Yes! We did it. 310 women from 32 different countries. Thousands of votes. 30 years of sexy ladies… Phew! Now comes the really hard part: Taking the 28 stunning women you chose from these groups and whittling them down to your ultimate choice and crowning our 3rd Annual Sexiest Woman of the Year. Semi-Final #2 begins…. NOW!

(Click the pics to see more of each lady. Percentage of the vote is at the time of this publication.)

Remember to vote at the end for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

Stacy Keibler (1979ii, 29%) – – – – – – – – – Marisa Miller* (1978, 33%)

Emmanuelle Chriqui (1977, 27%) – – – – – – – – – Kelly Monaco (1976, 19%)

Charlize Theron (1975, 16%) – – – – – – – – – Eva Mendes (1974, 27%)

Kate Beckinsale** (1973, 32%) – – – – – – – – – Alyssa Milano (1972, 21%)

Brooke Burke (1971, 30%) – – – – – – – – – Jennifer Connelly (1970, 20%)

Catherine Zeta Jones (1969, 26%) – – – – – – – – – Vanessa Marcil (1968, 22%)

Salma Hayek (1966-67, 38%) – – – – – – – – – Monica Bellucci (1962-65, 35%)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

Summary of the women we covered

Countries: United States (185), England (31), Canada (16), Australia (15), Brazil (8), Czech Republic, Italy, Spain (4), India, Mexico, Russia (3), Argentina, Columbia, France, Germany, Greece, Netherlands, New Zealand, Paraguay, Poland, South Africa, Switzerland, Wales, Ukraine (2), Barbados, Cayman Islands, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Israel, Puerto Rico, Sweden, and Venezuela (1).

Occupations: Actress (168), Model, (82), Singer (24), Model/Actress (12), Actress/Singer (11), Athlete (4), Athlete/Model, Singer/Model, TV Show Host (2), Dancer, Dancer/Singer, Model/Chef (1).

*2009 Winner; **2008 Winner.

Though I am not a big fan of her as a human being, or an actress for that matter, I will not cut off my nose to spite my, uh, face when it comes to taking a look when Charlize Theron does a photo shoot for something like Flaunt magazine. Babe is hot, and unfortunately, she knows it all too well. I bet Charlize was a real fun girl in high school. Probably head cheerleader, only dated the captain of the football team, that sort of thing. Oh yeah, she’s from South Africa… different type of football, but still… Hmm… Wiki says at the age of 16, Theron traveled to Milan, Italy, on a one-year modeling contract, after winning a local competition, so I guess she wasn’t even aruond much for high school. Maybe that’s why she seems comes off as such a biddy.

For the 10 soccer fans out there, you’ll be delighted to hear that the U.S. got an extremely favorable draw for the 2010 World Cup.

Although they open against the damn English (yea, I’m still mad about that whole revolutionary business), they have Slovenia and Algeria in group play.

This leaves the U.S. in a very good position to advance.

For those of you who stopped reading as soon as I mentioned soccer, yes, that’s Charlize Theron in the picture. And yes, she’s the greatest thing South Africa has ever produced.

(Unless of course, they are responsible for the Dutch Oven…in which case I change my mind. Cause I may have had the greatest moment in Dutch Oven history this morning on my wife. Trust me, it was top five…probably bottom five for her)

1975… Wheel of Fortune premieres on NBC. Bill Gates founds Microsoft. Muhammad Ali defeats Joe Frazier in The Thrilla in Manila. Teamsters Union president Jimmy Hoffa is reported missing. And this gorgeous group of women were born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1975 – - – - – - – -

Angelina Jolie (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Eva Longoria (American actress)

Charlize Theron (South African actress) – – – – – – – – – Milla Jovovich (Ukrainian actress)

Kate Winslet (British actress) – – – – – – – – – Penélope Cruz (Spanish actress)

Christina Hendricks (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Torrie Wilson (American actress)

Moon Bloodgood (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Natalie Imbruglia (Australian singer)

Alicia Witt (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Marion Cotillard (French actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

In what seems to be a daily occurrence there was yet another awards event held in Hollywood. This time it was something called the 13th Annual Hollywood Awards Gala, whatever the heck that is… I think it’s just an excuse for babes to go out and get dressed up and get their pictures taken. In other words, totally worth everyone’s time. Especially when babes like Charlize Theron, AnnaLynne McCord, Diane Kruger, Hilary Swank, Kate Beckinsale, Maria Bello, Marisa Tomei, Michelle Monaghan, Shannen Doherty, and Zooey Deschanel are invited…