With Battleship opening this weekend we thought this week we’d take a look at the alleged sexual history of one of Hollywood’s current superstars when it comes to bedding women, Alexander Skarsgard. Sure, guys like Leo and George have been more prolific when ]]>

With Battleship opening this weekend we thought this week we’d take a look at the alleged sexual history of one of Hollywood’s current superstars when it comes to bedding women, Alexander Skarsgard. Sure, guys like Leo and George have been more prolific when it comes to dating starlets, but Alexander is more than making up for lost time. These days no woman is safe when he’s around, as you will see.

Amanda Seyfried (2008)

Up until around this time Alexander mostly worked in his native Sweden, then he got his job on True Blood and was off to the races.

Izabella Miko (2009)

Izabella Miko, for those unfamiliar, is a super hot Polish-born actress and model who appeared as Athena in Clash of the Titans. Is it a coincidence that the biggest film she’s appeared in since 2000′s Coyote Ugly was also around the time Skarsgard dropped the Swedish hammer? We think not.

Evan Rachel Wood (2009)

Met on the set of True Blood. Skarsgard reportedly flew her to the set of Straw Dogs, a film he was co-starring in with the next lady on this list at the time.

Kate Bosworth (2009-2011)

Dated for two years until Skarsgard realized that he was wasting his magical powers on just one woman.

Elizabeth Olsen (2012)

Skarsgard and the hottest Olsen sister were both at the Independent Spirit Awards, so naturally he nailed her. Allegedly.

Rihanna (2012)

This occurred while filming Battleship together. According to an eyewitness, they went to a geisha bathhouse together, drinking, and were “in a corner getting hot and heavy.” He was also reportedly dating the next lady on this list as well as an Italian skydiver at the time. Playa.

Charlize Theron (2012-Present?)

The National Enquirer claims the two are using a Los Angeles gay bar to meet and have drinks. Which, of course, means they’re doing it.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings…

Alexandra Keating (daughter of the former Prime Minister of Australia)

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Previous hookup histories on Guyism.

I’m so ravenous for new Prometheus material that I’d watch just about anything, but this is damn cool. We’ve seen viral bits and trailers and behind-the-scenes stuff, but here’s something different: just a whole solid clip from the movie itself, featuring the titular spacecraft coming in for a landing on ]]>

I’m so ravenous for new Prometheus material that I’d watch just about anything, but this is damn cool. We’ve seen viral bits and trailers and behind-the-scenes stuff, but here’s something different: just a whole solid clip from the movie itself, featuring the titular spacecraft coming in for a landing on an alien planet. Sure, there’s not a ton of action here, but it sets the stage expertly. What happens next? Well, I’d expect all Hell to break loose. Prometheus opens June 8, which is less than a month away. My, how time flies.

Sure we’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, but what celebrity sex tape do we REALLY want to see? Thanks to the fine folks at PornHub.com we have an answer. They took a survey (now there’s a job) ]]>

Sure we’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, but what celebrity sex tape do we REALLY want to see? Thanks to the fine folks at PornHub.com we have an answer. They took a survey (now there’s a job) and what follows are the top 10 celebs that people want to see getting naughty on camera.

10 Charlize Theron (1%)

9 Stacy Keibler (2%)

7 (Tie) Sofia Vergara (3%)

7 (Tie) Jennifer Love Hewitt (3%)

5 (Tie) Emma Stone (4%)

5 (Tie) Jessica Alba (4%)

4 Kate Upton (8%)

3 Emma Watson (23%)

1 (Tie) Rihanna (26%)

1 (Tie) Megan Fox (26%)

If you don’t have a huge boner for Prometheus then I’m starting to worry about you, son. Ridley Scott’s return to sci-fi is one of my most anticipated movies of the year, and this new trailer that dropped at WonderCon has upped the ante by giving us our first ]]>

If you don’t have a huge boner for Prometheus then I’m starting to worry about you, son. Ridley Scott’s return to sci-fi is one of my most anticipated movies of the year, and this new trailer that dropped at WonderCon has upped the ante by giving us our first glimpse of the aliens. Oh yeah, there’s aliens. Did you really think there wouldn’t be aliens? Prometheus hits theaters June 8th.

In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie NolanIn today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses the cancellation of HBO’s horse racing series Luck, Charlize Theron’s recent adoption, and more.

In today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie NolanIn today’s Guyism Speed Round, Katie Nolan discusses the cancellation of HBO’s horse racing series Luck, Charlize Theron’s recent adoption, and more.

Don’t forget: Just one day left to send Katie emails for Viewer Email Friday. Send them to guyismspeedround@gmail.com.

It’s almost Oscars time once again. Seems like we just had an awards show or three, but it is. Sunday night at 7ET/4PT on ABC we get to see Billy Crystal host the 84th Annual Academy Awards. This is your preview.

The highlight of ]]>

It’s almost Oscars time once again. Seems like we just had an awards show or three, but it is. Sunday night at 7ET/4PT on ABC we get to see Billy Crystal host the 84th Annual Academy Awards. This is your preview.

The highlight of the show tomorrow might have nothing to do with any of the nominees though as we’ll now get to see Sacha Baron Cohen in character as “The Dictator” General Aladeen after the Academy initially told him he couldn’t attend. Below was his response to initially being told no…

The nominees in the five main categories…

Best Picture: The Artist, The Descendants, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, The Help, Hugo, Midnight in Paris, Moneyball, The Tree of Life, War Horse

Actor in a Leading Role: Demián Bichir, George Clooney, Jean Dujardin, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt

Actress in a Leading Role: Glenn Close, Viola Davis, Rooney Mara, Meryl Streep, Michelle Williams

Actor in a Supporting Role: Kenneth Branagh, Jonah Hill, Nick Nolte, Christopher Plummer, Max Von Sydow

Actress in a Supporting Role: Bérénice Bejo, Jessica Chastain, Melissa McCarthy, Janet McTeer, Octavia Spencer

Directing: Michel Hazanavicius, Alexander Payne, Martin Scorsese, Woody Allen, Terrence Malick

If you’re interested in having a little contest with your friends trying to pick every winner here’s a printable ballot with every single award to be given out.

To get the official iPhone/iPad app with live backstage streams and an interactive ballot, go here.

For even more, visit the Oscars official site.

And now here’s a little preview of what the ladies in attendance will be wearing as we look back at the best dresses of the past two shows (in order below): Charlize Theron, Demi Moore, Faith Hill, Kathy Ireland, Kristen Stewart, Mariah Carey, Penelope Cruz, Rachel McAdams, Samantha Harris, Stana Katic, Amy Adams, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lawrence, Mallika Sherawat, Maria Menounos, Michelle Williams, Mila Kunis, Reese Witherspoon, Sandra Bullock, and Scarlett Johansson.

Awards season just kicked off, meaning it’s a good time for hyperbole of all sorts. Unfortunately, the bar has been set awfully high on last night’s E! Golden Globes with an unnamed correspondent saying that Charlize Theron is so beautiful that she “must queef diamonds.”

At least she said ]]>

Awards season just kicked off, meaning it’s a good time for hyperbole of all sorts. Unfortunately, the bar has been set awfully high on last night’s E! Golden Globes with an unnamed correspondent saying that Charlize Theron is so beautiful that she “must queef diamonds.”

At least she said that about Charlize Theron so that I can sort of buy it. If she said that about the emaciated Angelina Jolie at the show, that’d be a stretch. She looked like she was planning on starring as an anthropomorphic ant in a new Disney movie.

Yes, as hard as it is to believe, even though we just had an awards show, there was another one last night: the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Many very important awards were given out, many important people attended, and many people across the world really didn’t ]]>

Yes, as hard as it is to believe, even though we just had an awards show, there was another one last night: the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Many very important awards were given out, many important people attended, and many people across the world really didn’t give a shit. But for those of you that do care, here are your results and some pictures of a few of the sexy women who were in attendance.

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: The Descendants
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: George Clooney, The Descendants
BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: The Artist
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
BEST DIRECTOR: Martin Scorsese, Hugo
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Octavia Spencer, The Help
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
BEST COMEDY SERIES: Modern Family
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY: Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: Claire Danes, Homeland
TV SERIES, DRAMA: Homeland
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Kelsey Grammar, Boss
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY: Laura Dern, Enlightened

And the ladies… (in order below): Reese Witherspoon, Natalie Portman, Stacy Keibler, SaraH Michelle Gellar, Jessica Biel, Lea Michele, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Zooey Deschanel, Rooney Mara, Diane Lane, Sarah Hyland, Claire Danes, Katherine McPhee, Maria Menounos, Odette Annable, and Charlize Theron.

Something called the 21st Annual Gotham Independent Films Awards took place a couple of days ago and Charlize Theron won some kind of acting career award. She should have won an award for the dress she was wearing. What I enjoy the most about this (well, one of ]]>

I wonder if I gave Charlize and award if she'd wear this dress for me...

Something called the 21st Annual Gotham Independent Films Awards took place a couple of days ago and Charlize Theron won some kind of acting career award. She should have won an award for the dress she was wearing. What I enjoy the most about this (well, one of the things I enjoy the most) is that these photos are untouched so we know that when go see Snow White and the Huntsman we’re guaranteed that the 36 year-old Charlize is going to be looking good. We’ll need that to offset K-Stew and whatever she does to detract from the sexiness of the picture.

While Snow White and the Huntsman looks nothing like any version of Snow White I can remember, it still looks like it could be a rather badass movie. And I say with full knowledge that Kristen Stewart plays Snow White. Yes, it looks that good.

Maybe ]]>

While Snow White and the Huntsman looks nothing like any version of Snow White I can remember, it still looks like it could be a rather badass movie. And I say with full knowledge that Kristen Stewart plays Snow White. Yes, it looks that good.

Maybe it’s the fact that Charlize Theron looks like a smoking hot version of the wicked queen and the fact that Chris Hemworth flings around his axes in the same badass manner that he did his hammer in Thor, but the film appears to have real potential.

The official synopsis: In the epic action-adventure Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart plays the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen (Charlize Theron) out to destroy her. But what the wicked ruler never imagined is that the young woman threatening her reign has been training in the art of war with a huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) dispatched to kill her.

The 2011 Emmy Awards are in the books. Some actors and actresses were winners, some were losers, no one really cares, but them. However, as usual this was a showcase for sexy ladies and therefore I must file this report. Among those who put on their Sunday best and ‘cheered’ ]]>

Christina Hendricks won before they even gave out any awards...

The 2011 Emmy Awards are in the books. Some actors and actresses were winners, some were losers, no one really cares, but them. However, as usual this was a showcase for sexy ladies and therefore I must file this report. Among those who put on their Sunday best and ‘cheered’ on the winners were (in order, below the winners): Adrianne Palicki, Cobie Smulders, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Nina Dobrev (looking so hot), Padma Lakshmi, Sarah Hyland, Carrie Ann Inaba, Giuliana Rancic, Julia Stiles, Kelly Osbourne, Shaun Robinson, Aimee Teegarden, Cat Deeley, Julianna Margulies, Maria Bello, Kaley Cuoco, Gwyneth Paltrow, Claire Danes, Olivia Munn, Anna Torv, Minka Kelly, and Christina Hendricks.

The winners…
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Guy Pearce – Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Maggie Smith – Downton Abbey
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: Peter Dinklage – Game of Thrones
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series: Margo Martindale – Justified
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series: Julie Bowen – Modern Family
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series: Ty Burrell – Modern Family
Outstanding Title Change: Mark Henry – World Heavyweight Championship (whoops, wrong show)
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or a Movie: Barry Pepper – The Kennedys
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie: Kate Winslet – Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series: Kyle Chandler – Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Julianna Margulies – The Good Wife
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Jim Parsons – The Big Bang Theory
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series: Melissa McCarthy – Mike & Molly
Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series: Jason Katims – Friday Night Lights
Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series: Steve Levitan & Jeffrey Richman – Modern Family
Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Outstanding Reality-Competition Program: The Amazing Race
Outstanding Miniseries or Movie: Downton Abbey
Outstanding Drama Series: Mad Men
Outstanding Comedy Series: Modern Family
Outstanding Photo Op of the Evening: Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher*
Outstanding Hotness in a TV Commercial During the Telecast: Charlize Theron*

(*Not an official Emmy Award.)

Charlize Theron once again shows me that I am shopping at the wrong stores. I can’t tell you the last time I saw a chick’s bra at the grocery store let alone a chick’s bra on a chick as freaking hot as Charlize. Actually ]]>

Charlize Theron once again shows me that I am shopping at the wrong stores. I can’t tell you the last time I saw a chick’s bra at the grocery store let alone a chick’s bra on a chick as freaking hot as Charlize. Actually I can tell you when the last time I saw something like that at the store… NEVER! Man, do I need to move.

Spike TV’s 4th Annual Guys Choice Awards took place this past weekend. Did you watch it? I didn’t, despite the amount of high-quality female celebs in attendance. Normally and event featuring the likes of Marisa Miller, Sandra Bullock, Charlize Theron, Courtney Hansen (whoever she is), ]]>

Spike TV’s 4th Annual Guys Choice Awards took place this past weekend. Did you watch it? I didn’t, despite the amount of high-quality female celebs in attendance. Normally and event featuring the likes of Marisa Miller, Sandra Bullock, Charlize Theron, Courtney Hansen (whoever she is), Scarlett Johansson, Brooklyn Decker, and Jessica Biel (pictured in order below) would have had me planted on the couch, but I was out drinking champagne and partying with supermodels on my yacht. That or I forgot. One of those things…

Well, I actually don’t know how ‘glad’ Charlize Theron is to meet us, but she did go get groceries and flowers, and umm, bent wayyyy over to retrieve them from her car. Same thing! I guess the title of this post really should have been “I am ]]>

Well, I actually don’t know how ‘glad’ Charlize Theron is to meet us, but she did go get groceries and flowers, and umm, bent wayyyy over to retrieve them from her car. Same thing! I guess the title of this post really should have been “I am damn glad to see Charlize Theron bending over in short shorts to get the bags out of her car” or something like that. Oh shut up, quit being such a stickler.