TOP 5 BRUCE BOWEN BLACK BELT MOMENTS

A. Isaac — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:31:00 +0000

Bruce Bowen struck again tonight. Though, this is more of a love tap than anything else, it will add to his growing legend.

But I wonder, when is the NBA going to realize that Bruce Bowen isn’t playing for his contract but rather for a black belt.

Because at the Cobra Kai Dojo where Bowen trains, his sensei demands that of him….

So how has Bowen fared in his qualifying tests so far?

Personally, I’d give him a yellow belt with a black stripe down the middle. He just isn’t black belt material yet.

But I’ll let you be the Judge….

Floor skills are crucial…

Finishing an opponent on the ground…

A Knee to the Groin is a must at Cobra Kai…
*If you want a good laugh, fast forward to the 31 second mark…WAA!

Raking your opponent from behind will earn you brownie points…

And Finally…

Where would you be without a quality flying kick to the chops…

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