Far it for me to complain about one’s vertical. My inability to jump over a phone book since the age of 7 has deprived me of many a rebound in basketball games. But hey, at least I try, which is more than I can say about this young lady who ]]>

Far it for me to complain about one’s vertical. My inability to jump over a phone book since the age of 7 has deprived me of many a rebound in basketball games. But hey, at least I try, which is more than I can say about this young lady who flat out doesn’t even attempt a backflip with her cheer teammates.

You know, put this girl on the moon and I bet she has some sweet hops. For now, however, she’ll have to deal with 9.81 m/s^2, a measurement that will keep her feet firmly on the ground for quite some time.

These ladies will need to work some long hours on their cheerleading routine. Because, as it stands now, they’ve lost a crucial member of their pyramid.

Unfortunately, there’s no backstory to this scene nor is there a medical update on the girl who got walloped in the face. ]]>

These ladies will need to work some long hours on their cheerleading routine. Because, as it stands now, they’ve lost a crucial member of their pyramid.

Unfortunately, there’s no backstory to this scene nor is there a medical update on the girl who got walloped in the face. We’ll just assume her days as a cheerleader ended with what I can only assume is a Grade III concussion.

Over the years, NFL teams have used cheerleaders to distract players. One team, the Washington Redskins, went as far as having the “First Ladies of Football” stretch out right in front of the opposing team.

..it was like something from a movie, you come into the locker ]]>

Over the years, NFL teams have used cheerleaders to distract players. One team, the Washington Redskins, went as far as having the “First Ladies of Football” stretch out right in front of the opposing team.

..it was like something from a movie, you come into the locker room and they’re lined up stretching. I was like, ‘What’s going on here?’ It’s like something from ‘The Longest Yard.’ They’re in here stretching. We’re trying to get warmed up. I think that’s a good rule to have.”

Now the shoe is on the other foot. Watch as Texans running back Arian Foster uses his caboose to “distract” these two Ravens cheerleaders.

Unfortunately, Foster’s distraction was just a little too late as the Ravens had all but sealed the game. But hey, it was worth a try.

The Ravens cheerleaders are big fans of Arian Foster booty [Mocksession]

This video starts off innocently enough. A somewhat scantily clad cheerleader practicing her dance routine in front of the camera (come on, who doesn’t do that). But then, the music gets a hold of her and the hip gyrations and wild head swings lead to a blooper worthy ]]>

This video starts off innocently enough. A somewhat scantily clad cheerleader practicing her dance routine in front of the camera (come on, who doesn’t do that). But then, the music gets a hold of her and the hip gyrations and wild head swings lead to a blooper worthy of your attention.

A part of me felt really bad for this poor gal. The other part of me wondered why on earth she ever uploaded this to the internet.

Stupid girl. You get no sympathies from me.

Thanks to Guyism reader Paul for the user-submitted video

The greatest mascot in sports might also be its biggest pervert. Watch as ‘Sparty’ creeps out an MSU dance team member by sniffing her hair.

Apparently, this isn’t the first time Sparty has sexually harassed cheerleaders and members of the dance team. There’s a history of horrible physical ]]>

The greatest mascot in sports might also be its biggest pervert. Watch as ‘Sparty’ creeps out an MSU dance team member by sniffing her hair.

Apparently, this isn’t the first time Sparty has sexually harassed cheerleaders and members of the dance team. There’s a history of horrible physical and emotional abuse from the mascot.

Oh, whoops, mixed Sparty up with the Penn State Nittany Lion.

I’m joking, that’s just a joke, we like to have fun around here.

A centuries old pastime of football players dating cheerleaders just became very uncomfortable for one Michigan area high school. Meet the St. Ignace spirit squad…made up entirely of players’ moms. The high school, located in a remote part of Michigan’s upper peninsula, only has 215 students, so fielding ]]>

A centuries old pastime of football players dating cheerleaders just became very uncomfortable for one Michigan area high school. Meet the St. Ignace spirit squad…made up entirely of players’ moms. The high school, located in a remote part of Michigan’s upper peninsula, only has 215 students, so fielding a cheerleading team wasn’t easy.

Instead of having their boys play their hearts out with no vocal support, a group of moms sprang to action.

Dressed in mom jeans that show off their FUPA (thank you Jessica Simpson), these ladies have cheered on the Saints throughout the entire playoffs and now the team is only win one away from the state championships.

I don’t know about you guys but I’m getting all hot and bothered.

I imagine this might make for some interesting taunts from opposing players.

“Hey #84, your mom did the whip cream bikini for me last night.”

Thank you Ali Larter for saving us all from the mental images of naked middle-aged mothers.

I’ve commented in the past on the use of songs within videos, specifically as it pertains to the context of what’s going on in the clip. I mean, it doesn’t make sense to dub “Thunderstruck” over ‘Charlie bit my finger’ when the children talking and laughing are what ]]>

I’ve commented in the past on the use of songs within videos, specifically as it pertains to the context of what’s going on in the clip. I mean, it doesn’t make sense to dub “Thunderstruck” over ‘Charlie bit my finger’ when the children talking and laughing are what makes the video humorous.

But this clip below, well, let me just say I applaud you. Kanye West’s “All Falls Down” to these LSU cheerleaders wiping out during Saturday’s ‘Game of the Century’ is just classic.

It appears as though the cheerleaders and the Tigers mascot recovered from the trampling which is more than I can say for this Alabama couple, who seem to have taken the loss rather harshly.

I have no idea whether Atlanta is a hot spot for beautiful people. Having watched The Real Housewives of Atlanta a handful of times (come on, who wasn’t ‘Tardy for the Party’), I suspected that woman were, in general, plastic Barbie bitches similar to

I have no idea whether Atlanta is a hot spot for beautiful people. Having watched The Real Housewives of Atlanta a handful of times (come on, who wasn’t ‘Tardy for the Party’), I suspected that woman were, in general, plastic Barbie bitches similar to Kim Zolciak.

So the fact that three NFL cheerleaders made a list of ‘Most Beautiful Atlantans’ doesn’t really shock me. Although, admittedly, using a bad reality show to generalize an entire city is poor form on my part. But, whatever, hooray for cheerleaders!

The three lovely ladies are pictured below.

3 Cheerleaders picked as ‘Most Beautiful Atlantans’ [AJC]

Happy Halloween to all the Guyism readers out there. As a token of gratitude for your continued dedication to the site, here are NFL cheerleaders in Halloween costumes from Week 8 of the NFL season.

Inevitably, during your busy work week, there are videos you probably missed on Guyism. But don’t fret, we’ve compiled some of the best in one post for you.

Wild haymakers thrown during Lingerie Football League game

Who knew the Tampa Bay Breeze and Cleveland Crush were such ]]>

Inevitably, during your busy work week, there are videos you probably missed on Guyism. But don’t fret, we’ve compiled some of the best in one post for you.

Wild haymakers thrown during Lingerie Football League game

Who knew the Tampa Bay Breeze and Cleveland Crush were such heated Lingerie Football League rivals. During last week’s game between the two squads, this nasty fight broke out between Tampa Bay’s Julie Rolfe and Cleveland’s Tamar Fennell.

A military dad reads a bedtime story to his daughter via prerecorded video

Technology does a lot to make our lives easier; for example, I was just able to mindlessly browse hundreds of amateur photos of Bibi Jones thanks to the wonders of Twitter. But it’s also good for useful things, like this video of a military dad reading to his daughter via a prerecorded video.

Dallas Cowboys cheerleader audition blooper

Brittany from San Juan, Texas is a lovely gal but she needs to brush up on her politics.

Anchor caught during an inappropriate touch following sexy news story

Why this news station was running a story with b-roll from a strip club, I’ll never know. But I bet this anchor wish the camera had cut to him one second later after getting caught seemingly inappropriately touching himself following this sexy story.

Patrick Swazye’s ‘Pabst Blue Ribbon’ commercial

In an effort to get sales going the right way again, they did what any good company does. They brought in a mega-celebrity to sell their product, and that man was Patrick Swayze. The problem is, no one knew who Dalton/Bodhi was at that point. I don’t want to say this was his first acting appearance, because I would be making that up entirely, but he had yet to star in any movies. Thankfully he went on to become ridiculously awesome so we can cherish this long lost commercial.

Flyers 9-8 loss leads to a lot of butt crack and a man being thrown in a trashcan

The hometown fans were noticeably upset after losing to a Jets team that had yet to win a road game this season. Naturally, that led to this hilarious scuffle in the Philadelphia subway that may or may not include a lot of buttcrack and a man being thrown in a trashcan.

Finally, a supercut of all of your favorite TV shows talking about genitals

In this clip from our friends over at Vulture, you’ll get to see many of our favorite TV actors saying the words “penis” and “vagina” over and over again. Many with great enthusiasm.

Melanie Iglesias’ Halloween-themed flip book is scary hot

For those unfamiliar, Melanie Iglesias was Maxim’s 2010 Hometown Hotties winner, and in the past few months she has a few “flip book” videos. They’re very good. This is her third effort and it features her in Halloween costumes.

Benjy of ‘Howard Stern’ fame wrecks a CNN live shot

‘Howard Stern’ producer Benjy Brock made headlines earlier this year for his hilarious ruination of former NY state rep Anthony Weiner’s press conferences. And now, he’s interrupting a live CNN report about Steve Jobs for..some reason.

Michigan State beats Wisconsin on Hail Mary

For the second straight year, Michigan State provided a last-second win for the ages. Last year, it was “Little Giants”, a fake field goal against Notre Dame in overtime.

Saturday night, it was this Hail Mary touchdown (nicknamed “Rocket”) with no time remaining to defeat #6 Wisconsin 37-31.

Country Music Television has a series called, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, a reality show where women audition for the prestigious squad. The show is in its sixth season, which to me, is befuddling, because I hadn’t heard about it until last night. Apparently, I need to spend less ]]>

Country Music Television has a series called, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, a reality show where women audition for the prestigious squad. The show is in its sixth season, which to me, is befuddling, because I hadn’t heard about it until last night. Apparently, I need to spend less time watching lengthy World Series games and more time on CMT.

That BS aside, last night’s episode featured an interview process where candidates were asked questions from a panel of judges including the director of Cowboys cheerleading, Kelli McGonagill Finglass. Now, in fairness to these ladies, some of the questions asked aren’t related to cheerleading or football. Because of the amount of public relations the squad does with the military, they’re expected to know simple, straightforward things like, “who’s the President, where does he live,” and so on and so forth. Not much different than the kinds of questions asked to immigrants on a citizens test.

Which brings us to Brittany from San Juan, Texas. A lovely gal, who, in this interview seems to have serious problems recalling political parties in the United States.

Brittany definitely deserves some criticism here but Meghan thinking Roger Goodell is ‘Commander in Chief’ is both hilarious and frightening at the same time. I’m guessing she thought his overseeing of players’ off-season activities
was uh, ‘militant’. Not that far from the truth actually.