Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Olivia Munn is now dating that guy from Glee. In other news, that guy from Glee is apparently not gay.

— Mariah Carey’s sister is a hooker. Sort of.

— Christina Aguilera had sex in a bathroom. She should totally hook up with Charlie Sheen and compare career plans.

— Did Pete Wentz have a prescription drug addiction that ultimately led to Ashlee Simpson filing for divorce? Sure, why not.

— Reports indicate that Lindsay Lohan may be looking at six months in jail for her latest escapade. If that actually happens I will run naked down Sunset Boulevard.

— I feel pretty safe in that bet because if THIS didn’t land Chris Brown in jail there’s no way LiLo serves any time.

— WARNING: DO NOT f*ck with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

— At least Lindsay isn’t getting turned away from parties now. What’s that?

— Chad Ochocinco was banging his DWTS partner Cheryl Burke while the two were paired up.

— Speaking of Rihanna, apparently Colin Farrell is the luckiest man on earth at the moment.

— George Clooney says he’s banged too many chicks, smoked too much weed to run for office. Frankly I think those are the reasons he SHOULD run for office.

— Cameron Diaz is a big fan of porn. Just in case you were wondering.

— Alyssa Milano is really pregnant. I just had to see it to believe it.

— Kanye West’s thoughts on abortion are, um, interesting?

— In news of the crazy, Irina Shayk was getting complaints about not having curtains in her apartment. Yes, because who wants to see what Irina Shayk does in the privacy of her home anyway?

— And in terribly sad news, Irina Shayk apparently doesn’t regularly shave her legs. Click at your own peril.

— And finally, Glee’s Brittany and Santana are set to do more lesbian scenes. I may have to watch that show after all.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from Emporio Armani who still thinks Megan Fox is marketable when used properly. And oh boy did they ever use her properly.

So the magazine Us Weekly held a party they call the Hot Hollywood Party the other day. Loads of sexy women from Hollywood attended because that’s what people in Hollywood do: they go to parties every day of the week. Which leads me to an idea that Guyism should have a Hot Hollywood Party, because these babes only need half an excuse to attend anything named something like that. Okay, I am done rambling with my inane ideas. Here’s the pics you came to see of (in order below) Ali Landry, Amber Stevens, Andrea Bowen, Audrina Patridge, Bridget Marquardt, Cheryl Burke, Eliza Dushku, Eva Amurri, Jenna Fischer, Kristin Cavallari, Lacey Schwimmer, Laura Vandervoort, Leona Lewis, Mya, Olivia Wilde, and Rachael Leigh Cook, Julie Benz in a boobtastic dress, as well as Taryn Manning, and Stephanie Pratt.

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