Chicken

This is a puppy sexually assaulting a chicken

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It would appear as though a certain puppy took Ernie Anastos’s words of wisdom a bit too literally: In this clip, you can see an adorable puppy force a chicken into his dog house and then, well, forcible lovin’ happens. Read more

Quote of the Day

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There’s a whole lot of chicken drama going on in Indiana, mostly over people owning them as pets. Because when you were eating that Chicken Whopper you were probably thinking, “Wow, I bet this sandwich would have been adorable to own.” Anyway, it was illegal to own chickens and…now it still is. Read more

Time for some racism!

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Apparently this video by an artist with classical influences named “Ms. Peachez” came out in 2006. I hadn’t heard of it until recently when the heroes known as Opie and Anthony brought it to my attention so it’s new to me, that counts for something. It’s a song titled “Fry That Chicken.” You see the ... Read more

Chicken nuggets are traumatic

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Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver went to a high school and taught kids what actually goes into their favorite food “chicken nuggets”. Note the horror on the kids’ faces. The only way that these chicken nuggets could have come out less delicious is if Jamie Oliver took his pants down and personally rubbed his balls on ... Read more

The T-Rex is basically a large chicken

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So if you’re a T-Rex I have bad news for you this morning: It turns out, you’re really just a large chicken. Tyrannosaurus rex just got a firm grip on the animal kingdom’s family tree, right next to chickens and ostriches. New analyses of soft tissue from a T.rex leg bone re-confirm that birds are ... Read more